Vicky Pattison #16 Vicky and Ercan setting the world on fire one Uber at a time...

[annabelle_bronstein]

right on cue there's crying selfie maybe she realises pride of britain isn't just about her awful toilet roll dolly dress.. or maybe she's just on a massive comedown...

 

[Norfolking Good]

Wonder why he’s not on the council tax? For the couple who just had a egg retrieval to start a family you’d think he’d be on the household bills

You get a 25% reduction for single persons so she might want to add fraud to the problem too

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Is she actually posting stories of her worn underwear? So gross

Yes she is such a fucking tramp isn't she. Lazy, dirty mare, why doesn't she put them in awash basket he can't get to

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

Looks like they're sitting up top of the arena so hopefully that means no award for her (no idea if she's nominated for anything)

Biggest Beg of 2023? Most photoshop in pictures? Shittest dog owner? I could suggest a few more…

 

[floggersunited]

The dogs getting the blame. There is zero excuse for not weeding (there is weed killer you can use with dogs) and just keeping the grass cut. Get rid of the old pallet just lying there. And give your garden furniture a good scrub. It’s pure lazy didn’t she drop like half a mil on that house and the state of it.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I can’t believe she’s linked to Pride of Britain. When she is a million miles from that

 

[Stephie]

She also needs to understand she didn't 'look like shit' because of the car needing charging or whatever she's moaning about. She just looks compleatly different than how she makes herself look on social media. With all the filters and getting the glam squad in for something as simple as going for a Toby Carvery

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Yep, she’s far from ‘big’ but is obsessed with hiding her legs and face tuning her face into vacuous sex doll

 

[Cady1954]

Thing is, this is something she has to do herself and can’t #beg #grift a free license so it all seems like too much hard work for her. I get the impression she doesn’t stick at things very long

I don't know about she's been sticking to Ercan like glue for the past 5 years.
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Ah there little Mavie Moo. Get ready to start rubbing imaginary marks off your phone lasses!

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

Daddy Patto had to come to look after the poorly bear as AirCan is out working all the hours God sends…oh wait.

 

[ASAnigel]

Her message saying “I’m paying for a week long wedding” tells you all you need to know about her and their relationship. She has absolutely no respect for him, I wouldn’t either but I’m not marrying him. She literally just wants this wedding to actually go ahead after all the failed engagements. It’s not remotely about their marriage it’s just a show off party of look how much I can spend.

I’d be mortified if my fiancé said he was paying for our whole wedding - he isn’t but I’d be embarrassed if he was.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Can only imagine what her fanny must smell like if it’s causing the dogs to do that

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Already cleaning my phone screen now the dirtiest child in the north east, possibly even the UK is back…give her some fucking vegetables and a face wipe

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Probably because she never marks anything as an ad, the idiots think she’s actually paying for stuff
Must be sweating re the ‘London wedding’ now. May end up being scaled down to something she can actually afford to pay for (so a bargain bucket from KFC) as won’t want to be sending the beggy emails round for fear of being outed

 

[lauren96111]

How can a grown adult with no kids or responsibilities miss so many trains. No very reliable is our vick

 

[ASAnigel]

Looks like Haribo kid is maybe staying with Vicks?

She’s probably doing it for A. Content and B. Look how maternal I am, I clearly do want to be a mum freezing my eggs was not just for content.

Either way she’s going to be absolutely shit at it.

 

[Norfolking Good]

An attention seeking narcissist is who.

 

[craftingfroze]

I honestly believe she is an alcoholic. She will not get married to him and they will not end up having any kids. She needs to sort herself out

 

[Cady1954]

I completely agree. She is also addicted to Instagram and creating the appearance of everything being “insta-perfect”. This whole wedding will be planned with only Instagram in mind, how it will look in pics etc, how impressive it needs to be, and I can guarantee that Ercan will tire of it (even though he is probably just as bad!). I predict, however, he will wait until after the nuptials before ending it to make sure his financial side of the bargain is secured

Ha ha they'll be the Britney Spears and Sam Asighari of Essex. Splitting the dogs up for custody

 

[LaraQ]

Wtf is she wearing?.