Vicky Pattison #12 Crouching claw, swinging jaw

[redstraw16]

Where do they get this from? She doesn’t even have bedsheets View attachment 1764039

They just guess by, they never actually know. I don’t know she was ever on Loose Women… odds on her being let go rather than quitting?

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

No of course not I’m all for it but what I am concerned about is that people think it’s effective feeling through a tanning mit and thinking oh great I’ve been good and checked myself and potentially missed things but thinking they’re all good because they’ve checked themselves?

I may be thinking too much into it tho

I agree….there’s plenty showing how to do it using their bare hands. She’ll need the tanning mitt to capture those droopy spaniels ears though

 

[Yvonne1010]

You never know, she could have given a title for services to grifting? She’d be there with Prince Andrew, Meghan and most of the (I hate this term) influencers out there.


Call it the MGE (Member of the Grifting Empire)

What with this new word grifters ? I know what grafters a means but grifter ??? keep seen it in this thread .

 

[Cosmicpixiesb]

If your fiance cheated on you in Dubai, why would you go back so much? Odd but maybe that's just me. You'd think her and Aircan would find a new place.

Side note - anyone think she looks like a less attractive Megan Rain (pornstar)

 

[itsme555]

Rarely look at Vicky's stories now. But why is she still banging on about her period. She's nearly 40. So why is she acting like she's just started when she'll be entering peri menopause. Unless she already has and that's causing her increased symptoms

She’s only turning 35

 

[geordiegirl]

Ercan blocked me... wonderful

Ooh what did you say?!?!

 

[fredster2018]

Anyone noticed on the bride and groom’s own instagram page whose wedding it is have put a post on politely asking for no-one to share pictures of them until they post first. VP did tag them and their profiles are public so I think I am ok to say that. Sorry if not

 

[Yvonne1010]

Why are they getting a brand new car detailed

And the new sofa in what world after a few weeks do you get anew car and sofa proffesinally cleaned .plant pots

 

[cazellie]

I bet you pay for yours though? That's the difference.


I used to live on the most notorious Estate on North Tyneside and I never saw that much rubbish left outside a house (for the sake of advertising) she's a disgrace.

Funny enough I’ve driven through where I think you mean this morning and was thinking about your comment. Of course there’s always one house wherever you are but everyones gardens were tidy no rubbish waiting for the tip. She makes me ashamed to be a Geordie when I see the state of her garden or dressing room.

 

[Norfolking Good]

And yet you get ones commenting & the like- wtf is wrong with people?!

A lot of the bots use the emoji and often in the wrong context. If you look at a lot of the comments on these influencers they all have that or loads of hearts with no text.

 

[bananabutter]

That car. Oh Ercan little lad, as though anyone thinks you can afford that without sugar mummy

You couldn’t afford the repayments on a trike.

She’s bought him a car? I can’t see anything on their instas what have I missed x

 

[geordiegirl]

Holiday nails again?!? Where the fuck is she going now! Let me guess what colour she’s going for…..

So her third holiday in a month? Mammy P is in Majorca…

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Has she let that fucking dog destroy another toy?

Our dog destroys every toy he gets, we have lots of dead toy bodies around that he then plays with for months….I can’t get mad at her for that, does that mean I’m the same as VP now?!

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

I think

Yes, and then Charlotte Crosby went out with him.

they were engaged! And Gary gs’s ex

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

The one I bought recently was advertised as dishwasher safe so think that’s a thing

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Fabulous round up @geordiegirl

 

[mrstowny21]

The shoes have confused me - they looked similar to the ones she posted on her reel so they can’t be that bad, silly cow

 

[noseynopinions]

Yay I’m blocked too! I asked why doesn’t he buy his own sandwiches like everyone else. What did you do wrong lol

Asked him what he sees in vile vicky

 

[Ralphy3]

She’s so fucking weird!!!! “Is it really that bad that I wear my rings on my ring finger” errrr no, not bad, just bizarrely strange, and they aren’t even nice or matching?!? The mind boggles

Argh so sorry!! Wrong thread - how embarrassing as you were xx

 

[Jas19]

Yes he was caught out abroad I think so she dumped him


Yeah the whole baby and marriage thing is bizarre as we think Airhead (Ercan) won’t commit as he doesn’t currently pay for anything so marriage and babies would tie him down and he can’t get away that easily

Sorry my auto correct wasn’t my friend last night was trying to fed my new born as well well if it is that kind of set up he is there for the free ride he won’t commit I remember her when she was with John banging on about having a baby

I just think if she really wanted a baby it’s the case of if Mohammed won’t come to the mountain kind of situation