Vicky Pattison #12 Crouching claw, swinging jaw

[Rach88]

the title is brilliant

 

[funkimunki1984]

Does she actually eat it though or pretending too for the 'gram? Or maybe an eating disorder?

Most likely to be the , but not the only option.

I forgot about the white stuff. How can I forget she’s bloody sniffing in every vid

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Already dreading her insta post when The Queen dies.

hah I was just thinking EXACTLY that

 

[Cocobaby09]

Yeah they mention it her behaviour. I’m not totally convinced she doesn’t show up yet. Gaz too.

I think they were a bit scared of her in that house.

 

[tspnwn]

Is she still drinking? After that documentary she did?

 

[geordiegirl]

Anyone know where twat head is and what she doing its all hush hush she does my head innnn.

Think she posted from Portugal and was with some other z listers but yeah said she couldn’t tell what it was to us mere minions…

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Did she not used to get (aka beg) fake bake spray tans so has probably rarely applied her own?

 

[giovanna101]

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Funny that she's always a long time fan whenever anything free is sent her way

Funny. Never heard her mention this tan brand before. Surely if she was a long time fan she would have shared it sooner instead of the other brands she promotes. Honestly how thick do these grifters think we are.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Confused by the shoes, what’s wrong with them, is it because they’re not designer enough for VIP (very ignorant prick in this case) Vicky

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

A lot of the bots use the emoji and often in the wrong context. If you look at a lot of the comments on these influencers they all have that or loads of hearts with no text.

Ah I seeI was like who are these eejits who believe she looks like that?! No doubt she has plenty of bots - I definitely don’t believe she has 5m+ real followers

 

[GBNI]

Yes, Vicky you have made a terrible impression.

Also, that looks like a rawhide twist she is feeding that dog. Thought she couldn't get anymore stupid but here we go.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

It’s a post on his. 2 days ago.

 

[lozza96]

So greg said on the reunion that he still talks to vicky a lot .I wonder if he's the only person she talks to

 

[Jon9090]

The odd times I listen to her, the levels of delusion with her are always the same....

 

[LaraQ]

This always cracks me up

That smile haunts my dreams.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

She’s made it into the DM amidst all the royal reporting so she’ll be well chuffed with that

I can’t see that where is it? X

It’s in her insta stories darling

 

[Rach88]

Them WhatsApp messages she sent to Ercan when he said he’d started the crown, I know it was only a joke but she just takes it way over the top. She’s so fucking aggressive.
Bet she is unbearable when she’s really pissed off.

Or when shes pissed or uses the ol substances

 

[cazellie]

She’s at Wylam Brewery. I hope she’s not got a freebie it’s a lovely place I’ve been to a couple of gigs there but would be put off going again if she’s on the beg

 

[Greencatfysh]

Is she not at the point where she needs to get them switched again? I know boobs sag (mine don't look the way they did a decade ago ), but hers have REALLY sagged. Have the implants made the natural sagging worse? Or was she always destined to have boobs that droop that much?

I had heard/thought that boob jobs needed to be redone on an 8-10 year cycle or something like that to keep them looking good. The implant will be causing the skin to weaken and droop. That might not be the case anymore but even so, why wouldn’t vicky just get them redone?

 

[funkimunki1984]

Great title @Maniac2003! Made me chuckle into my cuppa!