I reckon if you offered to sponsor her new swimming pool she’d probably let you.I think I'd like to bang Captain Tom's grasping daughter on a big pile of used tenners.
Most of my celeb crushes are boringly normal, but the only one my friends find genuinely baffling is Mark Rylance. I’ve seen him on stage a couple of times and he was completely mesmerising. I even fancied him in a bad wig and tights playing Thomas Cromwell.