Unpopular opinions #8

[Ensay]

I like Werther's Originals and I'm not an old man wearing a flat cap.

Same! Especially the ones with the creamy centre.

 

[longtimelurker86]

Thick biscuits, anything called “extremely chocolaty” are a massive HELL no.
I don’t want a slab of chocolate glued to my biscuit.
Bar of chocolate - biscuit. Two different things
THEY DO NOT MIX. ITEMS SOLD SEPARATELY.

But
But
But
These are ELITE

 

[RedMagnolia]

A Jaffa cake is not a biscuit, clues in the name

Those Jaffa doughnuts (Jonuts?) are horrible, neither a Jaffa cake not a doughnut. And as for Jaffa cake gin, my mind is truly boggled. The Jaffa cake people must have had too much sugar (or something) to keep coming up with all these new versions of a soggy chocolate disc with a vague taste of orange.

 

[Ensay]

BBC’s Strictly come dancing

- gay contestant.
- someone with a disability.
- fat person
- token black contestant.
- BBC employee
- someone from eastenders for the chavs

- black judge
- gay judge
- one member of the cast who has a dead sibling/child/parent
- one contestant who’ll shag their partner

Pretty much!

But any good dance show should have at least one gay judge. Trust me, when it comes to dancing we know our tit.

 

[StrawberryCream]

I’m a celebrity also needs to be cancelled and it’s not the same when it’s in Wales.

 

[Ensay]

I’m a celebrity also needs to be cancelled and it’s not the same when it’s in Wales.

Absolutely. In fact, it should be done under the Trade Descriptions Act.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Tom Hiddleston gives me the heebie jeebees. He's neither sexy nor charming.

 

[TheScarletgirl]

Most big charities are not worth donating as it all goes to the fat cat wages.

 

[loveulongtime0]

Chinese takeaway is VILE.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Coffee cake is an abomination.

 

[Elles20]

Churros are disgusting!

 

[Notgonnalie]

order of the best cakes known to man/woman/child/person

1. carrot cake
2. Chocolate orange cake
3. Lemon cake
4. Victoria sponge
5. Coffee & walnut
6. Chocolate fudge

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

order of the best cakes known to man/woman/child/person

1. carrot cake
2. Chocolate orange cake
3. Lemon cake
4. Victoria sponge
5. Coffee & walnut
6. Chocolate fudge

Number 5. Just no.

 

[Notgonnalie]

Number 5. Just no.

No cake for you then!

 

[Freddo10]

When people post stories of their kids sleeping on Instagram with a background song of ‘how long will I love you’

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Coffee cake is an abomination.

Clearly you're malfunctioning

I'm still smarting over the loss of coffee cremes in boxes of chocs

 

[rainbowlemon]

Same! Especially the ones with the creamy centre.

The ones with the chocolate centre are what I Imagine a drug addiction to start like.

Tom Hiddleston gives me the heebie jeebees. He's neither sexy nor charming.

Use him to get to the brother though?

 

[Warpaint]

Carrot cake beats all the other cakes.

 

[VC10]

I like lemon puff biscuits, and I just don't care

 

[Milfordcubicle]

I’ve been on anti depressants for about 9 years and I will only come off them when they’re prised out of my cold dead hands. I have a severe bowel disease and there is a massive link betwepen bowel issues and serotonin (or lack of) it took me a long time to get a prescription and even though they have made me “balloon” (as the papers would say) from a 14 to a big 18 I would prefer to be fat and happy.
also this 2.99 white wine from Lidl tastes the same as the £16 my husbands colleague bought round the other day