Unjadedjade #9 nature gahl and her latest scam, fluent in german cause she’s been to amsterdam

[ECH]

Yeah what the hell was this? A period isn’t forcing you to feel anything it’s your hormones in whack. I always find it weird when anyone tries to make periods some kind of universal experience when it’s obviously personal to them. We’re all experiencing this stuff differently lmao

The only thing my period forces me to feel is pain and sickness from my cramps.

 

[Auga]

If I hadn't seen it really was her, I would have been absolutely convinced that was a parody by someone on this thread!

 

[emm]

If I hadn't seen it really was her, I would have been absolutely convinced that was a parody by someone on this thread!

Same! So we don’t feel anything the rest of the month then ? She is increasingly becoming a parody of herself

 

[Kiwi657]

Yeah what the hell was this? A period isn’t forcing you to feel anything it’s your hormones in whack. I always find it weird when anyone tries to make periods some kind of universal experience when it’s obviously personal to them. We’re all experiencing this stuff differently lmao

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I love how this implies that she never had a ‘creative flow’

@usernameforthisuser Maybe your flow just needs to be a bit more creative

(Also hi all - I'm normally just a lurk on this thread but this opportunity was too good to miss. Tbh I dont follow jade and never have but your thread culture is absolutely *chef's kiss* thanks for getting me through my lockdown lunch breaks!)

 

[HollyLeaf]

Jade yet again failing to understand the difference between confidence and arrogance.

 

[peanutbuttervibes]

gahhh currently being “forced to feel” like someone’s stabbing my uterus repeatedly hope everyone’s sunday is equally as magical

 

[emm]

gahhh currently being “forced to feel” like someone’s stabbing my uterus repeatedly hope everyone’s sunday is equally as magical

Maybe some juice plus supplements would help%?

 

[Kendopixie]

Only thing my period forces me to feel is pain and dizziness from cramps and a massive depressive episode because my hormones are out of whack. Gah, I must not be casual magic enough.

 

[lopdedop]

You're a fresher, you haven't even got your first year grade yet, don't think you can say that you need to do that to do well. Yes Jade is being ridiculous hyping up Minerva's workload but so are you with hyping up Oxford's workload.

If it helps, I’ve got a Cambridge degree and they were bang on about the Oxbridge workload/experience. Some people do get super involved in extra curricular activities and go out a lot, but you’ll find those are extremely often the ones not completing their work/doing particularly well and/or totally burning out. It’s often said that at Oxbridge, out of work, social life/hobbies and sleep you have to pick two of the three.

 

[MrsMarshmallow]

Well, the reason why y’all can’t feel casual magic during your period is because you’re not NATURE GAHLS, GAHHHH YOU GUYS

 

[anfp]

how did Jade go from 'guys comment how you deal with all the heaviness in the world if you're an empath like me' to I can only feel feelings on my period

 

[Irec]

She’s bloody peculiar.

 

[mtess21]

So the reset challenge starts tomorrow. I joined out of interest :

I shall keep you all updated on the casual magic

 

[slamvs27]

Wait so its literally 1 meditation per day and that's it? That's what Youtube is for?? And they're 5-15 minutes long. If I had to pay, I would sign up for a 45-60 min interactive class..

Also I'm convinced its not her unless she says GAHHHH and casual magic every other sentence. Blink twice if your mom has possessed you, Jade.

 

[marypoppinsyall]

So the reset challenge starts tomorrow. I joined out of interest :View attachment 587461
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I shall keep you all updated on the casual magic

“Full time optimist” is this chick serious

am I right in thinking this is just meditation? At least in the free one she did a few years ago there was more substance to it than that

 

[missmina]

The Reset Fairy

At this point whenever I check her sm I expect something more and more cringy and dumb but I wasn't ready for that.

 

[Paloma_]

I really love meditation, but I wonder how the ones in the challenge will be different than the thousands of free meditations available on Youtube !

 

[usernameforthisuser]

Surely it’d be far more worth it to subscribe to an ACTUAL meditation app like headspace? And even they have hundreds of meditations for free.

 

[xaannaa]

The Reset Fairy

That term kind of felt like she was inspired by Korean variety shows and kpop groups? Like they often call the member of a group who does the final move in a choreography (and like gets a close up shot, idk how to explain it) "ending fairy"? Might be a strange translation, not sure, but I've heard "something fairy" in Kpop contexts a lot and since she is allegedly so obsessed with kpop that might be where she got it from?

 

[missmina]

That term kind of felt like she was inspired by Korean variety shows and kpop groups? Like they often call the member of a group who does the final move in a choreography (and like gets a close up shot, idk how to explain it) "ending fairy"? Might be a strange translation, not sure, but I've heard "something fairy" in Kpop contexts a lot and since she is allegedly so obsessed with kpop that might be where she got it from?

She's not really that obsessed with kpop though - she only knows two most popular bands rn. So I guess she's over exaggerating to feel special as always