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Unjadedjade #9 nature gahl and her latest scam, fluent in german cause she’s been to amsterdam
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Why didn't she bother learning German last time she was there, then?! 
Ikr? Like she DOESN'T EVEN KNOW DUTCH FFS. So how on earth can she claim she intuitively understands german thanks to that. Does she believe that given her mom (creepy woman) is dutch she automatically inherited a special skill to understand dutch. Given how dumb she is she would totally believe that.
She was too busy bleeping NiklasWhy didn't she bother learning German last time she was there, then?!
To be honest she seems like a very insecure person, someone who would leave everything they were interested about or believed in the moment some random guy gives them minimum attention. That's why she barely did anything in Berlin cause she was busy being desperate lol.
Yeah, it's a video and the white text are instagram auto captions. She said "it's kind of similar to Dutch" (and the white text does also say that, right after the screenshot was taken
My God, that is genuinely terrifying. At first it sounds like someone frying bacon (or having a pee) but the jump cuts of shots of her face actually did make me jump. And then the ‘breathe in ... breathe in’, in what planet is that in any way relaxing?!?!
too busy doing imaginary accounts for that vegan bakery?Why didn't she bother learning German last time she was there, then?!
There is no such thing as being able to "intuitively" understand a language, either you understand it because it is similar to a language you know or you learn it, I genuinley thought that comment on her instagram post had been added by someone here. ridiculousIkr? Like she DOESN'T EVEN KNOW DUTCH FFS. So how on earth can she claim she intuitively understands german thanks to that. Does she believe that given her mom (creepy woman) is dutch she automatically inherited a special skill to understand dutch. Given how dumb she is she would totally believe that.
She was too busy bleeping Niklas
To be honest she seems like a very insecure person, someone who would leave everything they were interested about or believed in the moment some random guy gives them minimum attention. That's why she barely did anything in Berlin cause she was busy being desperate lol.
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lmaoo the 'intuitive fluency' fr though german is a very hard language to learn, especially with the cases and how its more often than not counterintuitive. I am fluent in german (I'm half german and have grown up here) but even I find it hard and make grammatical mistakes sometimes. practically everyone except for german teachers do lol. Jade just wants to make the her language learning skills look superb ig
It's another time she mentions she understands lots of German intuitively through knowing some Dutch (and some Dutch equals having learnt a couple of Dutch words last summer...). Didn't she claim she understood and even had conversations with locals cause German is so similar to Dutch? Girl is dumb like a shoe.
She has also claimed to have had conversations in korean
I can just imagine her rambling on with no understanding of what she is hearingAlso there's a big difference between maybe having the ability to understand a few words in a language and actually being able to speak it.
I'm German and I might understand half of the words that a Dutch person is saying just by context clues, but I obviously couldn't construct a single sentence in Dutch because I don't know how that language works!
I'm German and I might understand half of the words that a Dutch person is saying just by context clues, but I obviously couldn't construct a single sentence in Dutch because I don't know how that language works!
I've said it before, but Dutch is a Germanic language so I can see the link. However, English is also a Germanic language. It's far more likely that the fact English is her first language is helping her learn German than it is some intuitive understanding of Dutch. I also just find that such a stupid thing to claim and akin to her German Germans comment - just because someone can or cannot speak Dutch does not make them less Dutch.
Whenever Jade makes a statement like that, all I can think of is that Catherine Tate sketch with the ‘translator’ who thinks she can speak seven languages ...She has also claimed to have had conversations in korean
She has said before that her mother used to speak to her in Dutch before her dad got upset about it or something. It's very likely she picked up a lot more than she thinks she has an therefore does have an easier time learning German than your average Brit
Also, still don't understand how she's affording to stay in Korea in Minerva's accommodation when term has been over for a good while now
Also, still don't understand how she's affording to stay in Korea in Minerva's accommodation when term has been over for a good while now
so odd that her dad would get upset about that, who wouldn't want their children to have the advantage of bilingualism? I don't think her hearing it at a young age and then not really since then would make that much of a difference tbh, anecdotal but I know people who grew up in different countries until a young age (speaking the language fluently) but then on moving to the UK just forgot it all as they never spoke it again
the whole family are like cult members
This sounds like bullshit. More like her mom didn't bother to teach her Dutch, neither did Jade show any interest in her Dutch heritage up until she realised it can make her seem more "special". And now she's milking it on every occasion.
Besides I can't really take seriously anything she says - both her parents and her engage in MLM practices and are great at lying and scamming people.
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