Mental. I'm calling it... they're shagging each other.Her recent post about Folkert - you’d think they were dating rather than siblings
Unjaded Jade #14 she's not like other gorls
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‘Icecream-slick tongue of childhood’. Nope, nope, nope. Not words you ever need to use in a post about your brother.
what...the...fffffffffff
Is his name seriously folkert?
"Gym kissed arms"
"Gym kissed arms"
I'm sure if my parents ever saw me write such a caption about my brother they'd be taking me aside and saying this is a bit creepy, love, are you ok?Is his name seriously folkert?
"Gym kissed arms"
She's talking about him like he's some Greek mythical god
Imagine how possessive she'll be when he gets a girlfriend. She'll want to be that girl's 'bestie'
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There's a comment under the instagram post that says "that's the sort of sentence written by people utterly oblivious to their inability to write", Jade's response is (I tit you not) "literally why are you so mean" and says she should be allowed to share her own writing.
Of course she's allowed to share it, but if you write something that ridiculously awful, expect people to say what the actual duck.
If her management aren't cringing and begging her to delete that caption they should get fired 
Ewww why would you even write this 🫠 It's icky not even about the brother but..
Oh God...these are things I
a) Don't post to the public eye
b) Write about my PARTNER not my BIOLOGICAL BROTHER
c) Write in my WEDDING VOWS not in an INSTAGRAM POST
Along the lines of "more than a brother"
"Yin to my yang"
"Gym-kissed arms"
"<333"
"The boy who lets me see beneath his layers"
"The boy"
"The boy"
"icecream-slick tongue of childhood into the wide open air of adulthood"
"granted us memories I’ll tell at his wedding <3"
LOL imagine her at his wedding, crying TOO hard and weirdly possessive and clingy to the fact that she's "giving him away" to someone else probably...ICK. It's giving boy mom but brother mom?
a) Don't post to the public eye
b) Write about my PARTNER not my BIOLOGICAL BROTHER
c) Write in my WEDDING VOWS not in an INSTAGRAM POST
Along the lines of "more than a brother"
"Yin to my yang"
"Gym-kissed arms"
"<333"
"The boy who lets me see beneath his layers"
"The boy"
"The boy"
"icecream-slick tongue of childhood into the wide open air of adulthood"
"granted us memories I’ll tell at his wedding <3"
LOL imagine her at his wedding, crying TOO hard and weirdly possessive and clingy to the fact that she's "giving him away" to someone else probably...ICK. It's giving boy mom but brother mom?
Casual incest magic gorl.God that post to her brother, what on earth
I can’t decide what is more hilarious about the cringy incest post. The quotes above or the fact that there are twice as many photos of her as of him to illustrate her creepy love.
a romantic ode to her brother sandwiched between bikini photos! also wtf kind of name is folkert
It's a Dutch name I assumea romantic ode to her brother sandwiched between bikini photos! also wtf kind of name is folkert
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It's a Dutch name I assumea romantic ode to her brother sandwiched between bikini photos! also wtf kind of name is folkert
He's named after their Dutch grandfather
I mean you have a point, they look like the girl and guy versions of each other and they both love staring at the mirror....1+1 is 2.
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Also what the hell is this photo under such a caption...they look like they were CAUGHT doing something they weren't supposed to...is this the vibe she wants to give off??
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I mean I love my brother and the only part of that post I appreciated was that you do choose to become friends with your siblings.
Everything else she's written sounds so creepy.
How are ppl on Instagram praising her and not saying it sounds really weird?
Also guys she's a product manager at several companies according to her new reel!
Everything else she's written sounds so creepy.
How are ppl on Instagram praising her and not saying it sounds really weird?
Also guys she's a product manager at several companies according to her new reel!
It's the bikini photos that get me, that plus the caption screams couple's first holiday together.
God she’s so mindless it’s insane. She’ll never consider the way that even if she bought her first camera there are SO many things that growing up wealthy do that lead to youtube success from the room you’re filming in to the way you carry yourself.
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Posting a bikini picture whilst talking about and TO your brother is WILDHer recent post about Folkert - you’d think they were dating rather than siblings