with a flag that is not greek , or she will claim to be "african"
Unjaded Jade #10 the next literary sensation, will her new book have a German translation
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I’m 20% italianwith a flag that is not greek , or she will claim to be "african"
, 40% german 
, 40% irish 
I can't wait for her to start going on and on about being indonesian and able to "intuitively" understanding indonesian
She’s going to do the In the Heights tiktok trend isn’t she ffsI’m 20% italian
I’m 20% italian
When we parody her but we end up being dead right:
She's so predictable haha
So did she get it from that sketchy dna test or she knows it for a fact? Both options are embarrassing but
Also shocked she didn't use Polish flag instead of Indonesian. I wouldn't be even surprised knowing her.
so the DNA told her nothing she didn't know then? I dislike her saying "which we love" what does that even mean
Is that because, as another user said, the results are really brief so she can only really talk about her mother’s side of the family. Can’t really talk about the fathers side if most you have is something like east Europeso the DNA told her nothing she didn't know then? I dislike her saying "which we love" what does that even mean
I once did a load of MD then took a mirror selfie and it looked exactly like this. Why does she pull these scary faces it is honestly so strange
okay the flags actually killed me omgI’m 20% italian
breaking news: the whitest white girl ever to white girl, born to an english parent in england, is actually 
exotic because she also has heritage from another hugely coloniser nation AND (most likely like 1/8th at most) from one of that nation's former colonies, <3 which we love <3
(not that it's bad to be dutch, of course not! just pointing out how laughable that she finds it the most interesting and worldly thing about herself such that she begins every self introduction with it)
exotic because she also has heritage from another hugely coloniser nation AND (most likely like 1/8th at most) from one of that nation's former colonies, <3 which we love <3(not that it's bad to be dutch, of course not! just pointing out how laughable that she finds it the most interesting and worldly thing about herself such that she begins every self introduction with it)
she's so special guysbreaking news: the whitest white girl ever to white girl, born to an english parent in england, is actually
I bet from now on when meeting new people at Minerva or wherever she introduces herself with all of her 3 nationalities I wonder if she'd refer to herself as British British if both of her parents were British British and her test results were British British
There's a lot of British British going on in that sentence
There's a lot of British British going on in that sentence
Omg this tiktok is so CRINGE
I hate how she zooms in on her smug face every time she says something that she thinks is ~deep~ or ~groundbreaking~. "Omg hi cute people! Here's a narcissistic monologue about how clever and important I am - it's so hard being this clever and important! 
Because of my family heritage, I feel like I intuitively connect with other cultures. It's like sooooo casually magic. Almost as casually magic as porridge! And walking!"Why did she pronounce Indonesian wrong or is that British pronunciation? 
can't bring myself to watch, how did she say it?Why did she pronounce Indonesian wrong or is that British pronunciation?
This tiktok kills me I would have made the same video when i was 14. I agree with normalising things but this tit is just cringey
The thing is she doesn't even have a double chin. Like yes, in some angles most people will probably look like they have one but that's not something most people notice or really care enough to criticise. Pulling a face or angling it just to show your double chin off just seems worse to me.
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