Trisha’s Transformation #24 Horrigation on, I'm not losing weight its just a big con

[ChastityDingle]

Ah the comments under her post!! What is going on? Do people feel sorry for her and give pity comments?

"Your shape is changing every week" Yes, but not for the better is surely what this poster meant??

These people can't be for real!

I can't fathom what people are seeing when they comment like that. No wonder she is so deluded.
Same on the RTE facebook page when she is featured, they are all fawning over her. I think I am living in a parallel universe.

 

[Heffalump]

Her legs are twigs, I believe the no chub rub thing

They ain't twigs. They are twigs relevant to the huge body on top.

Also, I'm low key delighted the weather is always shite when they go to the same fucking shit hole in Clare every 2 months.

 

[Jg86]

And yet we're the trolls

It's funny that when people are being honest and holding influencers accountable that they are classed as trolls. In reality, its those encouraging the lies that are the trolls.

 

[Jg86]

Why does she think it's ok to post her nieces and nephew's online? I despise any influencers that uses kids for content. It's beyond fucked up. They deserve their privacy.

Anyone notice that melt downs always come right after these delicious family trips away?

 

[Scarecrow]

I wonder will any genuine Majellas go on the Camino.

I think really there are two types of Majellas:

Posh Majella - Older housewife, kids all done for. Eldest married to a lovely local person of similar standing, and provided the first grandson who is the only child that exists in the world.
Second child currently working in Singapore after they did a masters in "Business" a few years back. This child has developed a dependency on cocaine to get them through the day but Mam and Dad will never know.
Third child finished their degree and is currently in Australia doing Ketamine and riding everything with a pulse while playing GAA when they can fit it in around their mediocre admin job.
Fourth child doing their last year in Mary I come September but might take a year out after or maybe a masters, either way, her kids are better than yours.
Lives in a pristine 5 bedroom bungalow that they built on to for no reason a few years ago.
Drives an immaculate Audi or VW that has never gone over 100kph.
Garden is pristine. Has gardening gloves and knee pads. House and surrounds are painted religiously every 2/3 years.
Wears a lot of lovely gold jewelry that Bill has got her in Keanes over the years. Has many striped white and navy sweaters. Wears lovely tapered trousers and cute slip on pumps.
Aged 50s/60s even in to 70s. Wouldn't be seen DEAD in trackies or a hoody unless they were smart ones and she was actually exercising.
Loves kiwi fruit and melons. Thinks anything with "fat" in it is the devil. Does 94000 steps a day. Bates it around "the block" nearly every evening, sometimes the husband Bill comes in his Asics.
Brings a stick for the one cross dog down the road. Definitely has runners from Brooks or Asics herself too as somebody told her once they were the best.
Can afford extravagant holidays but they like the Algarve so go in May and September as it is too hot in the middle of the summer. They went to Sicily once in July and "never again" - Bill was killed with the heat.
When all the kids are home and they want to get take out or chipper she says "Ah but sure I have stuff here I can make you whatever...no no I want nothing...I've some brown bread there....I might take a few chips off you is all, that will do me"
Is going on the Camino with Posh Majella Eile - thinking they are two right Thelma and Lousies heading off like two mad things. Made the agreement after a single glass of Pinot Grigio and thought wouldn't it be a great way to celebrate an upcoming 60th/65th etc.
Kid in college will have to "mind dad" for the week. Has put serious effort in to making sure she does 100k steps a day with a back pack weighing 25kg, all uphill.
Thinks that Trisha is just gas....and great....and god love her isn't she a great girl doing what she can. God bless her. Secretly thinks jesus look at the state of this one but never wants to be thought the awkward one.

Common Majella - Lives in the flat above the local chipper. Did a PLC course that she did nothing with. 100% thought Impulse body spray was elite in the day. Drives a yaris or whatever the equivalent is in the newer brands. Would like to work but she can't because of "her back". Gets chipper chips just to make big white bread sandwiches.
Leaches on to fellas in the community over the years. They have all moved on with their lives and she doesn't understand why she is living over a chipper and not married or deosn't have kids! If she had kids she would get more on the dole.
Has one other slob friend that has 5 kids by 7 different fathers. Each child is a different race and has a different surname. She likes to dote on them by buying shite in the pound shop for them but never actually takes them overnight or does anything beneficial for the child.
Makes it out she works in the local SVP but really she just comes down once a month and stands beside the person who is a friend of her mams who runs the shop. But can't lift anything because of her back.
Thinks Trisha is unfuckingreal, her hair, her make up, all the clothes. Is so envious of her confidence and fitness. Common Majella would go to the gym too but it is just so expensive and the cost of living crisis, you know yourself.
Really wants to go on the Camino trip but only if other fat slob friend is going too, was thinking of getting a credit union top up loan to afford it but wasn't granted it. Thinks she will save up for next year.
Decides to start being fabuloso like Trisha so walked downstairs and down the street to collect her chicken balls 450m instead of getting them delivered. Likes to scroll endlessly on dead apps like Facebook just to see what all the other losers that stilluse facebook are up too. Likes to reshare things like "Irish is just for the Irish" and "Ireland is full" while contributing nothing to society in any way shape or form.
Went on a diet to be like Trisha but felt light headed on zero sugar soda so changed back to regular. Only got one batter sausage that night.
Comments on all Trisha does, thinks they are "friends" because Trisha liked her comment. Wants desperately to be noticed by Trisha, by anybody.
Ultimately common Majella is just like Trisha as she is the case and solution to all her own problems.

I can't wait for Camino.

5 kids by 7 different fathers.
this is brilliant

 

[lemonlavender]

Ah the dress is awful it reminds me of nannas old apron and she’s dead 30 years

 

[Missbeebee]

The tongue behind her teeth gives me rage. She looks ridiculous every single time she does it

 

[surlook]

Ah seriously! That purple dress is so beat on to her the pockets are around her waist and are poking out. The white shirt looks so much nicer because it fits.
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The colour is gorgeous on her though! Two sizes up and she would look great!

 

[I got up at 5am]

You and all the rest of us. She absolutely loves herself and think she looks fab. There is just no telling her. Trisha knows best it seems.

I don’t know how she does it. All the people in her comments blowing smoke up her arse are only hurting her

 

[Heidi77]

Wow that picture of her at the breakfast table in the last thread. Her face is exactly the same as in all her "before" pictures.

 

[Peonyrose]

So she minds the kids and cooks the meals on holidays…she is an Au Pair.

 

[Real with fitness]

She is def not transforming. What Trish needs to realise is because she considers herself a health and fitness influencer her body is her billboard. She does not look like she practices what she preaches and eventually even the slowest will see her for the con woman she is ! Also in gym she is more interested in the camera than the exercise she’s doing

 

[Heffalump]

Personally I think it's the roaring that does it, she said herself all the years roaring in a kitchen....
Then on her 16th holiday of the year roaring at the childer.

 

[Real with fitness]

Id say she will injure herself stepping off the plane!! The majellas will feel very sorry for her and she will put a brave face on it and as soon as they start walking she will skip back to bed… she will put in a huge effort to meet them at night for the craic and they will all come back hope saying what an amazing human she is… meanwhile Trish laughing all the way to the bank!!! That’s my top prediction and failing that she will develop a mystery bug the day before they are due to fly out to Spain…
What def won’t happen is that she will walk the Camino !!

 

[Pix_]

I wonder will any genuine Majellas go on the Camino.

I think really there are two types of Majellas:

Posh Majella - Older housewife, kids all done for. Eldest married to a lovely local person of similar standing, and provided the first grandson who is the only child that exists in the world.
Second child currently working in Singapore after they did a masters in "Business" a few years back. This child has developed a dependency on cocaine to get them through the day but Mam and Dad will never know.
Third child finished their degree and is currently in Australia doing Ketamine and riding everything with a pulse while playing GAA when they can fit it in around their mediocre admin job.
Fourth child doing their last year in Mary I come September but might take a year out after or maybe a masters, either way, her kids are better than yours.
Lives in a pristine 5 bedroom bungalow that they built on to for no reason a few years ago.
Drives an immaculate Audi or VW that has never gone over 100kph.
Garden is pristine. Has gardening gloves and knee pads. House and surrounds are painted religiously every 2/3 years.
Wears a lot of lovely gold jewelry that Bill has got her in Keanes over the years. Has many striped white and navy sweaters. Wears lovely tapered trousers and cute slip on pumps.
Aged 50s/60s even in to 70s. Wouldn't be seen DEAD in trackies or a hoody unless they were smart ones and she was actually exercising.
Loves kiwi fruit and melons. Thinks anything with "fat" in it is the devil. Does 94000 steps a day. Bates it around "the block" nearly every evening, sometimes the husband Bill comes in his Asics.
Brings a stick for the one cross dog down the road. Definitely has runners from Brooks or Asics herself too as somebody told her once they were the best.
Can afford extravagant holidays but they like the Algarve so go in May and September as it is too hot in the middle of the summer. They went to Sicily once in July and "never again" - Bill was killed with the heat.
When all the kids are home and they want to get take out or chipper she says "Ah but sure I have stuff here I can make you whatever...no no I want nothing...I've some brown bread there....I might take a few chips off you is all, that will do me"
Is going on the Camino with Posh Majella Eile - thinking they are two right Thelma and Lousies heading off like two mad things. Made the agreement after a single glass of Pinot Grigio and thought wouldn't it be a great way to celebrate an upcoming 60th/65th etc.
Kid in college will have to "mind dad" for the week. Has put serious effort in to making sure she does 100k steps a day with a back pack weighing 25kg, all uphill.
Thinks that Trisha is just gas....and great....and god love her isn't she a great girl doing what she can. God bless her. Secretly thinks jesus look at the state of this one but never wants to be thought the awkward one.

Common Majella - Lives in the flat above the local chipper. Did a PLC course that she did nothing with. 100% thought Impulse body spray was elite in the day. Drives a yaris or whatever the equivalent is in the newer brands. Would like to work but she can't because of "her back". Gets chipper chips just to make big white bread sandwiches.
Leaches on to fellas in the community over the years. They have all moved on with their lives and she doesn't understand why she is living over a chipper and not married or deosn't have kids! If she had kids she would get more on the dole.
Has one other slob friend that has 5 kids by 7 different fathers. Each child is a different race and has a different surname. She likes to dote on them by buying shite in the pound shop for them but never actually takes them overnight or does anything beneficial for the child.
Makes it out she works in the local SVP but really she just comes down once a month and stands beside the person who is a friend of her mams who runs the shop. But can't lift anything because of her back.
Thinks Trisha is unfuckingreal, her hair, her make up, all the clothes. Is so envious of her confidence and fitness. Common Majella would go to the gym too but it is just so expensive and the cost of living crisis, you know yourself.
Really wants to go on the Camino trip but only if other fat slob friend is going too, was thinking of getting a credit union top up loan to afford it but wasn't granted it. Thinks she will save up for next year.
Decides to start being fabuloso like Trisha so walked downstairs and down the street to collect her chicken balls 450m instead of getting them delivered. Likes to scroll endlessly on dead apps like Facebook just to see what all the other losers that stilluse facebook are up too. Likes to reshare things like "Irish is just for the Irish" and "Ireland is full" while contributing nothing to society in any way shape or form.
Went on a diet to be like Trisha but felt light headed on zero sugar soda so changed back to regular. Only got one batter sausage that night.
Comments on all Trisha does, thinks they are "friends" because Trisha liked her comment. Wants desperately to be noticed by Trisha, by anybody.
Ultimately common Majella is just like Trisha as she is the case and solution to all her own problems.

I can't wait for Camino.

I think I've shagged Bill 🫣

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

The aldi video is not flattering. Gym pluse coffee gear does her zero favors.it highlights all the lumps and bumps.

And surely gym plus coffee won't thank her for wearing all men's clothes in the try on? I assume the idea was to sell clothes to women?

Most women won't happily buy men's clothes. Usually that's an embarrassing sign that they can't fit into any of the women's sizes.

Generally people Trisha's size promote inclusive plus size ranges for women , not wearing men's clothes because they can't fit into the ones designed for themselves.

 

[Iris2020]

I wonder will any genuine Majellas go on the Camino.

I think really there are two types of Majellas:

Posh Majella - Older housewife, kids all done for. Eldest married to a lovely local person of similar standing, and provided the first grandson who is the only child that exists in the world.
Second child currently working in Singapore after they did a masters in "Business" a few years back. This child has developed a dependency on cocaine to get them through the day but Mam and Dad will never know.
Third child finished their degree and is currently in Australia doing Ketamine and riding everything with a pulse while playing GAA when they can fit it in around their mediocre admin job.
Fourth child doing their last year in Mary I come September but might take a year out after or maybe a masters, either way, her kids are better than yours.
Lives in a pristine 5 bedroom bungalow that they built on to for no reason a few years ago.
Drives an immaculate Audi or VW that has never gone over 100kph.
Garden is pristine. Has gardening gloves and knee pads. House and surrounds are painted religiously every 2/3 years.
Wears a lot of lovely gold jewelry that Bill has got her in Keanes over the years. Has many striped white and navy sweaters. Wears lovely tapered trousers and cute slip on pumps.
Aged 50s/60s even in to 70s. Wouldn't be seen DEAD in trackies or a hoody unless they were smart ones and she was actually exercising.
Loves kiwi fruit and melons. Thinks anything with "fat" in it is the devil. Does 94000 steps a day. Bates it around "the block" nearly every evening, sometimes the husband Bill comes in his Asics.
Brings a stick for the one cross dog down the road. Definitely has runners from Brooks or Asics herself too as somebody told her once they were the best.
Can afford extravagant holidays but they like the Algarve so go in May and September as it is too hot in the middle of the summer. They went to Sicily once in July and "never again" - Bill was killed with the heat.
When all the kids are home and they want to get take out or chipper she says "Ah but sure I have stuff here I can make you whatever...no no I want nothing...I've some brown bread there....I might take a few chips off you is all, that will do me"
Is going on the Camino with Posh Majella Eile - thinking they are two right Thelma and Lousies heading off like two mad things. Made the agreement after a single glass of Pinot Grigio and thought wouldn't it be a great way to celebrate an upcoming 60th/65th etc.
Kid in college will have to "mind dad" for the week. Has put serious effort in to making sure she does 100k steps a day with a back pack weighing 25kg, all uphill.
Thinks that Trisha is just gas....and great....and god love her isn't she a great girl doing what she can. God bless her. Secretly thinks jesus look at the state of this one but never wants to be thought the awkward one.

Common Majella - Lives in the flat above the local chipper. Did a PLC course that she did nothing with. 100% thought Impulse body spray was elite in the day. Drives a yaris or whatever the equivalent is in the newer brands. Would like to work but she can't because of "her back". Gets chipper chips just to make big white bread sandwiches.
Leaches on to fellas in the community over the years. They have all moved on with their lives and she doesn't understand why she is living over a chipper and not married or deosn't have kids! If she had kids she would get more on the dole.
Has one other slob friend that has 5 kids by 7 different fathers. Each child is a different race and has a different surname. She likes to dote on them by buying shite in the pound shop for them but never actually takes them overnight or does anything beneficial for the child.
Makes it out she works in the local SVP but really she just comes down once a month and stands beside the person who is a friend of her mams who runs the shop. But can't lift anything because of her back.
Thinks Trisha is unfuckingreal, her hair, her make up, all the clothes. Is so envious of her confidence and fitness. Common Majella would go to the gym too but it is just so expensive and the cost of living crisis, you know yourself.
Really wants to go on the Camino trip but only if other fat slob friend is going too, was thinking of getting a credit union top up loan to afford it but wasn't granted it. Thinks she will save up for next year.
Decides to start being fabuloso like Trisha so walked downstairs and down the street to collect her chicken balls 450m instead of getting them delivered. Likes to scroll endlessly on dead apps like Facebook just to see what all the other losers that stilluse facebook are up too. Likes to reshare things like "Irish is just for the Irish" and "Ireland is full" while contributing nothing to society in any way shape or form.
Went on a diet to be like Trisha but felt light headed on zero sugar soda so changed back to regular. Only got one batter sausage that night.
Comments on all Trisha does, thinks they are "friends" because Trisha liked her comment. Wants desperately to be noticed by Trisha, by anybody.
Ultimately common Majella is just like Trisha as she is the case and solution to all her own problems.

I can't wait for Camino.

Ah this is brilliant we all know one of each of them. But my God I was dead reading the Posh Majella's cause I definitely know more than one of those and I won't be able to look them straight in the face when next I see them walking the block in their Asics hope to Jesus it's a sunny day so I can hide behind my sunglasses ...

 

[caramelsq]

I am very aware that I sound like a broken record but I find it very frustrating. If she gave up the transformation shite her page could be a plus sized woman living her best life with her discounts for plus sized clothes and all the rest of the shite she sells.

Or a single woman, or a country woman, or any label she decides to give herself. It would be honest and authentic.

This is nail on the head stuff.

 

[Lovelula]

What woman in her mid-30s needs that many sports/activities anyway?
Why not spend that time on something more holistic and fulfilling like therapy,self help book or a workshop or something...even working with a charity.
She is training like an Olympic Village and can't even reap the physical benefits by saying I got the figure out of it.

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

I’m laughing at her describing them as “woody” Wouldn’t you think she’d at least take a few key words from the product description and use them.

Nothing says comfort like woody shoes - think hard, splinters, not designed for making shoes out of.

This is up there with advertising the gym and coffee range by highlighting how she doesn't fit into a single one of the women's sizes or otherwise finds them so uncomfortable she has to wear them men's

Like a pro, Trish.