Can just picture them both sitting in the lounge burping and farting scratching their bits while our tan copy and pastes her meal plans out from a slimming world mag ! And he’s pulling up his grey joggers as the elastic has gone in the waist loljust watching the vlog......is that a massive hiccup around 1.39 just before he shows her breakfast???
Trim with Tan #3 Farrrnnn darnnnning and trackies but I still prefer tinned tatties (ma loofs)
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Even skim reading is too slow! This thread is quick paced. Every time I come back, it’s moved on pages! I need time to stop so I can catch up lolyes, lots of info and eye opening facts in there but id skim read it or you'll be there hours
We should have a dress code, all wear our sarz 10 clothes, greasy hair, false ugly nails. Poundland eyelashes. Stamped browsGood plan Lexi, I couldn’t do without my fellow tattlers
Haha I’ll be there x
I can’t see them closing the site but maybe they’ll have to remove the threads who knows. I’m enjoying it though
oh yes our own slimcon, brilliant
Start practising our best hippo yawns 🥱We should have a dress code, all wear our sarz 10 clothes, greasy hair, false ugly nails. Poundland eyelashes. Stamped brows
She's getting worse honestly..her vlogs should come with a complimentary sick bag...sniff,snort,hiccup,scratch, pick and YAWN :~ and a warning for anybody with a weak stomach..just watching the vlog......is that a massive hiccup around 1.39 just before she shows her breakfast???
Does she not own a bread board or plates??Quite an arty looking butty that Tan
Its amazing!
That sounds like some line fresh out of a slimming world meeting....oh i gave blood so it contributed
.....duck off maloof!And get some dodgy lip fillers and a sheep fleeceWe should have a dress code, all wear our sarz 10 clothes, greasy hair, false ugly nails. Poundland eyelashes. Stamped brows
the password is maloof.....
I think its clear to see she threw that comment in about giving blood helping her lose weight so she's got an excuse why she didnt lose anything week when really it will be because she scoffed all those wanky looking muffins ma loofs
Or on the plus side if he gave the bean an infusion it might fkn wake him upHope Jane doesn’t get wind of it or she’ll be inviting Dracularound for tea
#damagelimitationforwardthinkingI think its clear to see she threw that comment in about giving blood helping her lose weight so she's got an excuse why she didnt lose anything week when really it will be because she scoffed all those wanky looking muffins ma loofs
Yep exactly that!I think its clear to see she threw that comment in about giving blood helping her lose weight so she's got an excuse why she didnt lose anything week when really it will be because she scoffed all those wanky looking muffins ma loofs
I’m shocked she can give blood ! I mean with the amount of star weeks she has 
surprised she has any left to donate
surprised she has any left to donate 
Was todays vlog even worth putting out? I would say worth the effort of putting out but clearly there has been no effort!
Its nearly star week.....its star week very soon...star week has started maloofs....its still star week.....star week is nearly over.....well it was star week last week.....I’m shocked she can give blood ! I mean with the amount of star weeks she has
But the best one was I'm still swollen from star week
swollen?? How does a period make you swell up?Why does she state she's making homemade soup but has bought a load of tinned soup too? Carrot & lentil is easier to make than tomato soup. She makes no sense at all.
ahhh but this is Tan so her "home made soup" consists of tinned tomatoes, tinned carrots and a tin of beans oh and some pickled onions......tastes just larrrrk harrrnnzzzz
In this instance I’m inclined to agree with herIts nearly star week.....its star week very soon...star week has started maloofs....its still star week.....star week is nearly over.....well it was star week last week.....
But the best one was I'm still swollen from star week
she is a swollen mess 
Note the colour of the t towel
it’s like a floor cloth 
and she was worried about contamination bet Chris had a treat 
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