My name is Tan,I don’t know what day of the week it is not let alone the date but it’s star week, I’m blooowted, it’s star week I’m blooowted, Paaats Baaaps, it’s star week I’m blooooowted. I also suffer from memory loss, I’ve forgotten about the binge I had mid week but it’s star week I’m blooooowted...but it’s ooooookaaay cos I believe in the secret so I’ll have lost at least half stone on my weigh in but it’s star week and I’m blooooooowted!