My name is Tan,I don’t know what day of the week it is not let alone the date but it’s star week, I’m blooowted, it’s star week I’m blooowted, Paaats Baaaps, it’s star week I’m blooooowted. I also suffer from memory loss, I’ve forgotten about the binge I had mid week but it’s star week I’m blooooowted...but it’s ooooookaaay cos I believe in the secret so I’ll have lost at least half stone on my weigh in but it’s star week and I’m blooooooowted!
Trim with Tan #3 Farrrnnn darnnnning and trackies but I still prefer tinned tatties (ma loofs)
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And she didn't wash again after going swimming!!
I watched the get ready with me yesterday as it came up after her vlog and iv never laughed as much I think it was a different one though .. toner to cleanse and praaarrrrm my 18 'mumth' old could blend better she clearly doesnt do her makeup like that normally so why pretend Like shes a guru 
She didn't have a clue , her skin looks so dry and cakeyI watched the get ready with me yesterday as it came up after her vlog and iv never laughed as much I think it was a different one though .. toner to cleanse and praaarrrrm my 18 'mumth' old could blend better she clearly doesnt do her makeup like that normally so why pretend Like shes a guru
how many times did she say "star week" FFS all these weight loss failures blame it for not losing weight, never mind the kebab or all the cakes she troughed in with the block of cheese oh no ma loves its cos er staaaar week she's not gunna lose this week. She makes out like she's some sort of Olympian with the exercise yet its just an hour a few times a week then she sits on her arse most of the day yawning and moaning. If she got up and moved a bit, maybe cleaned her dirt bag house or cooked a meal from scratch she might feel better and lose more weight and of course a hair wash should knock a pound or two raarrrt off 
I can’t get over the difference in her in just over 2 years
Guess what maloofs it’s star week yes Tan we heard you the 1st time but you insisted on telling us another 5-6 times ffs. She’s trying to convince herself if she’s gained it’s cause she’s bloated from 
Week and not the fact she eats a lot of 
Well the 1st pic was exactly a year ago (top pic) bottom pic was today and there you have it still rocking the sheep jumper
2nd pic was 2 year apart and has the same hairdo yes I’m bored 
Week and not the fact she eats a lot of Well the 1st pic was exactly a year ago (top pic) bottom pic was today and there you have it still rocking the sheep jumper
2nd pic was 2 year apart and has the same hairdo yes I’m bored Guess what maloofs it’s star week yes Tan we heard you the 1st time but you insisted on telling us another 5-6 times ffs. She’s trying to convince herself if she’s gained it’s cause she’s bloated from
Well the 2nd pic was exactly a year ago (top pic) bottom pic was today and there you have it still rocking the sheep jumper
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Cant wait for weigh in results to see if shes lost and how many times she says its start week, it's not fat its water retention. It's my body holding fluid cause iv been exercising. Also have you noticed she mentioned about people having affairs at the gym and from that point on has piled her makeup on for the gym 
I never have done eitherWhy why why is she swimming on "star week"that is bogging. I wouldn't go anywhere near a public swimming pool when it's the time of the month!
She made me laugh when she said she hadn’t eaten much, did she forget the takeaway and the binge the other day
Thought the exact sameI never have done either
She made me laugh when she said she hadn’t eaten much, did she forget the takeaway and the binge the other day
I recom that's her excuse I mean how do we even know its star week really ..That was such an odd thing to say about people having affairs at gym. RandomCant wait for weigh in results to see if shes lost and how many times she says its start week, it's not fat its water retention. It's my body holding fluid cause iv been exercising. Also have you noticed she mentioned about people having affairs at the gym and from that point on has piled her makeup on for the gym
Jesus how bloated is she , her nose looks like it’s absorbed the filler.its like a trunkGuess what maloofs it’s star week yes Tan we heard you the 1st time but you insisted on telling us another 5-6 times ffs. She’s trying to convince herself if she’s gained it’s cause she’s bloated from
Well the 1st pic was exactly a year ago (top pic) bottom pic was today and there you have it still rocking the sheep jumper
Id say she’ll be safe enoughCant wait for weigh in results to see if shes lost and how many times she says its start week, it's not fat its water retention. It's my body holding fluid cause iv been exercising. Also have you noticed she mentioned about people having affairs at the gym and from that point on has piled her makeup on for the gym
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I bet she sleeps in that sheep
Yeah but of course that won't be the result of her gain, it's star week again ma luvs, 3rd this yearI never have done either
She made me laugh when she said she hadn’t eaten much, did she forget the takeaway and the binge the other day
she's honestly like a broken record 1 or 2 weeks fully 'on plan' then she starts listening to her bodeh, reminding us that she has over a year to lose this weight and she's just slowly chipping away at it, she's not loosing but she swims twice a week so her bodehs changing dramatically, it's all scientifically correct ma loves, oops back to star week again here comes the gain 
She seems to have it every other frigging weekThought the exact same
I knew she was only exercising so she can stuff her face! Does expert Tan not know the cal burn on a tracker isn't accurate. The only way she'd know if she was in a deficit was if she'd weighed and measured every last crumb that went in her gob. She has already forgot the binge she had... but she's done all she can
mans the block of cheese! But there’s no way she’s eaten 2000 calories which is how much she’s burntI never have done either
She made me laugh when she said she hadn’t eaten much, did she forget the takeaway and the binge the other day
The more she’s messing with her face- the more her features are resembling a drag artist.
Oh it'll be her bodeh to blame not her gob shovelling in kebabs and cheese and crap that she generally eatsCant wait for weigh in results to see if shes lost and how many times she says its start week, it's not fat its water retention. It's my body holding fluid cause iv been exercising. Also have you noticed she mentioned about people having affairs at the gym and from that point on has piled her makeup on for the gym
Our tans grub actually makes me feel physically sick her Ham looks like it’s been shaved off a pigs arse
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