Tan, Tan, Tan the science and the mathematics are simple (a bit like you Ma Loof) you need a calorific deficit of 3500 calories to lose 1 pound of weight, you ate that in your “belly buster” breakfasts, block of cheese, your takeaway, pizza crusts etc etc and don’t forget its Star Week...just telling it like it REALLY is Ma Loof!
Trim with Tan #3 Farrrnnn darnnnning and trackies but I still prefer tinned tatties (ma loofs)
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Oh the secrets popping up on all their videos now. They’ve all fished them out for somethiing to talk about
Oh but it’s star week. She has more blooming stars than the galaxyI knew she was only exercising so she can stuff her face! Does expert Tan not know the cal burn on a tracker isn't accurate. The only way she'd know if she was in a deficit was if she'd weighed and measured every last crumb that went in her gob. She has already forgot the binge she had... but she's done all she can
Yes i have yputube premium too, does that mean she doesn't get a single bean from our views?Really struggling to understand where she's making all this money fromcan't be from ads and views alone surely? Does she fill her vids with them? I have YouTube premium so don't see the ads, she must put a tit load on each vid!!
And i fitted a paaaarrrpp and chris went on a baaaarrrkkkk raaaarrrrddd.
Its janureh the 45th 2098 and im looking after awwbreh maloves
if you don't see adverts she gets nowt from it
I use adbloker and give them nothing!!! they've all got bum fizz over the secret yet will all still be chunky, grubby and dull as ever this tarrrrrm next year ma loofs
Do we really need to know when tan or anyone is on their period?
Must be the #Dolly Parton challengeGuess what maloofs it’s star week yes Tan we heard you the 1st time but you insisted on telling us another 5-6 times ffs. She’s trying to convince herself if she’s gained it’s cause she’s bloated fromWeek and not the fact she eats a lot of
Well the 1st pic was exactly a year ago (top pic) bottom pic was today and there you have it still rocking the sheep jumper2nd pic was 2 year apart and has the same hairdo
yes I’m bored
Only if your one of the unfortunates in the pool with her
If Chris baaarrrkriiiides every Sunday (clearly enjoys it) then why can’t they all do so with the boys? That will burn some good cals there. Family time? Ya know. Get them to actually do something on a weekend?! OR take them swimming!
Must be the #Dolly Parton challenge
Only if your one of the unfortunates in the pool with her
It would be like a scene from jawsMust be the #Dolly Parton challenge
Only if your one of the unfortunates in the pool with her
She said in her comments he wasn't doing any exercise atm
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Help them to mek some memrehs
StopIt would be like a scene from jaws
She said in her comments he wasn't doing any exercise atm
Sure they all be tucked up in bed at 3 o clock ffsHelp them to mek some memrehs
Stop
Are these new pseudonyms for Jane = Chunky, Tan = Grubby and Helen = Dull? The Slimming World Failures, Chunky, Grubby and Dull!if you don't see adverts she gets nowt from it
they've all got bum fizz over the secret yet will all still be chunky, grubby and dull as ever this tarrrrrm next year ma loofs
Exercise will never outrun a bad diet. That is all.
Think you need to watch the secret again, it didn't work for you this week ma loof!
Don't even get me started on the keyworker.
Tan knows best, yet again.
Does she not stop to think that he has to ask all those questions to try and find out more about them as a family?
Don't ask for help if you're not willing to cooperate.
Sounds to me like she is worried about what the boys might say if he sees them on their own...
Think you need to watch the secret again, it didn't work for you this week ma loof!
Don't even get me started on the keyworker.
Tan knows best, yet again.
Does she not stop to think that he has to ask all those questions to try and find out more about them as a family?
Don't ask for help if you're not willing to cooperate.
Sounds to me like she is worried about what the boys might say if he sees them on their own...
My thoughts exactly
Chris probably doesn’t want her going to the gym after her mentioning people having affairs there...or her doing his head in about how many calories she has lost.
How rude is Tan in the comments, don’t talk about your life, invite comments then get all snippy and defensive in response!
I felt sorry for Chris, so excited about his loss and madam snips in with ‘well, it’s not quite a stone still’
Why did we need to know the key worker was Asian or in his 50’s...what difference did that make?
Why not tell him you are a YouTuber and influencer ma loof? Oh because he’ll probably think put the camera down and spend time with your children.
Let’s see how many calories we burn this week ma loofs!
How rude is Tan in the comments, don’t talk about your life, invite comments then get all snippy and defensive in response!
I felt sorry for Chris, so excited about his loss and madam snips in with ‘well, it’s not quite a stone still’
Why did we need to know the key worker was Asian or in his 50’s...what difference did that make?
Why not tell him you are a YouTuber and influencer ma loof? Oh because he’ll probably think put the camera down and spend time with your children.
Let’s see how many calories we burn this week ma loofs!
She really is so so close minded and not very intelligent at all. All those questions the key worker was asking have their place - a lot of people will be struggling financially or going through domestic abuse, have violent neighbours and live in hostile environments. She really hasnt got a clue about the real world, just because it doesnt apply to her it doesnt mean it wont apply to others - the key worker has never met her or her family how are they supposed to know what the family dynamics are.
I do agree with her that it sounds like social services are involved though - and if the school or the rainbow centre didnt think Corby’s behaviour was anything to do with the family dynamics or parenting skills they wouldnt offer parenting course to Tan and Chris would they?
she really grinds on me sometimes
I do agree with her that it sounds like social services are involved though - and if the school or the rainbow centre didnt think Corby’s behaviour was anything to do with the family dynamics or parenting skills they wouldnt offer parenting course to Tan and Chris would they?
she really grinds on me sometimes Made me LOL when the Key Worker asked what her occupation was, poor deluded Tan’s first response was “Nutritionist”...I’d ask to see some evidence if I were him because her YouTube videos and Instagram aren’t great evidence are they Tan? She wants to be careful what she’s sharing as the Key Worker has access to YouTube just like anyone else...just saying Ma Loofs.
Tan is getting salty in comments with someone saying she’s bribing her kid with money to be good 
she’s not happy ma loofs 
she’s not happy ma loofs And when he took one look at her he thought what the duck have we hereShe really is so so close minded and not very intelligent at all. All those questions the key worker was asking have their place - a lot of people will be struggling financially or going through domestic abuse, have violent neighbours and live in hostile environments. She really hasnt got a clue about the real world, just because it doesnt apply to her it doesnt mean it wont apply to others - the key worker has never met her or her family how are they supposed to know what the family dynamics are.
I do agree with her that it sounds like social services are involved though - and if the school or the rainbow centre didnt think Corby’s behaviour was anything to do with the family dynamics or parenting skills they wouldnt offer parenting course to Tan and Chris would they?
I thought Pete Burns were dead not shacked up wy a thick electrician in BurnleyAnd when he took one look at her he thought what the duck have we here
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Hallelujah...Tan does seem to have washed her hair though-Tattle making a difference one bottle of Tréseme at a time*
*Not an Ad/gifted
Other shampoos available (not that Tan seems to know)
*Not an Ad/gifted
Other shampoos available (not that Tan seems to know)
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