Trim with Tan #3 Farrrnnn darnnnning and trackies but I still prefer tinned tatties (ma loofs)

[BananaRama]

I’m such a newish follower to Tan so spend my stairmaster time watching old vlogs of hers (some of your references went well over my head but now I’m kinda there) just watched her WW video. Still giving out meal plans that are ripped off from SW while doing another plan. Genius.
She reminds me of this nurse I once had. Told me my PCOS was bad because I was very over weight and went on a massive rant about how I need to drop weight because it helps blah blah and she was at least 5 sizes bigger than me. Or my old SW consultant who used to chastise me for gaining while she’s standing there with her kankles glowing red because she’s so over weight.
Tan giving out meal plans while she herself struggles everyday to just stick to a very wide plan.
Mind blowing.

 

[Black Cat 13]

She's not going to calorie count ma loofs she ant got time
Also £220 on corbeh birthday gifts! Not feeling the janureh pinch are we?
No wonder the ads are piled on in every vlog at minute

I think £220 and a £50 trip out is a ridiculous amount of money to spend on a boy of that age!

 

[Sara_M]

If I was that key worker, I'd be very suspicious as to why a family were so reluctant to have me in their home.

 

[lexiloo]

Made me laugh so much when she said she didn't have time for the twelve sessions with the key worker because she's got birthdays in February

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

Who buys them? Seriously give your heads a shake if you do!


I thought that, does she stipulate on the invite must bring gift! No wonder corbeh has behaviour issues if thats how she's instructing him. Mummy throw you a party and your friends will bring a gift. Unbelievable

She probably keeps a list of who brings what and strikes them off if they turn up with no gift and says well he'll not be invaaarted agen
My mother in laws a bit like that. She threw a big party for her 60th and a few weeks later moaned that some people that came didn't bring her any presents or if they did it was just a bottle of wine! She even made a list of who bought what so "I can get an idea of what to get them for their special birthdays" really though??

Presence over presents. I would rather celebrate and get sloshed with friends and family instead of opening a mountain of gifts on my todd afterwards.

She is totally the problem. Wait till the other child gets a bit older it'll be the same with him..

Pandering to their every whim.
She assumed he would also get £100 off family. When it my 8th birthday i literally remember getting excited over a £5 note slipping out my card off my grandad. My mum has a photo of me sat with this fiver wearing this awful headband that may have also been a gift looking super chuffed
And then my mum would take it to look after in her purse to be sure it wasn't spent on sweets. If we got money off a relative then mum looked after it until we saw something we liked and it had to be something like a book or something we could keep. Then we would have to write a letter saying thank you.
Sorry went off a tangent but fond memories of learning to be grateful for things and not take things for granted.

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

I really hope Chris looses 4lbs this week after his 2syn a piece chicken she'll be raging. How long before we stop getting updates on Chris' weight loss because she can't take that he's loosing faster than her?

Oh my god she would be fuming! I can almost hear her...."oh and 'im over there eats 20 syns worth of chicken at nandorrs and loses 4 bluddy pound! Its not fair this"

 

[monga]

Probably why he hammers the overtime

Had to turn the vlog off shes cancelled the 12 weeks of help as does not feel she needs it.......... and apparently corby managing his anger himself im actually done

And the gym is no good for her weight loss haha WTF , just watch her ballooon

she's unbelievable! so she;s cancelled the 12 week sessions because "I just want a referral" does she think you can just click your fingers and get one? she's cluelss, thats what the 12 week course is for....so at the end of it the key worker can decide if they need a referral or help in other areas, she is so pig headed its unreal. I have an autistic son and we had a very long diagnosis journey, we had to go through lots of assessments that I knew were not the right direction for us but I smiled sweetly, answered the questions and got on with it because I knew it was a process and you have to stick with it to get where your child needs to be. She thinks she can just click her fingers and get what she wants. She's such an irritant at the moment.....needs a sponsorship with canesten ma loves

Yes my sisters son is severely autistic he's 7 still in nappies non verbal etc ,but as you say they had to wait yrs for a formal assessment it's not called a process for nothing .She must think she can just jump in get what she wants and be done ,no one has even diagnosed Corby with anything only herself and google she's getting more deluded with each vlog she's beyond a joke. There must be something to hide when they don't want the the key worker to see the children on their own they were to quick to cancel I think.

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

she excelled herself with the yawns on todays vlog, never known anyone yawn so much ever, she looks bloody awful when she does it too, gob wide open, gums and teeth on show, nostrils flaring and puffy face all screwed up like shes in pain........not to mention the hoover bristle lashes

I found Tans lashes maloof

 

[Yashlions]

So cry’s for help for last two years gets it and don’t want it ! Even tho she wants parenting lessons
Goes to the gym once every other week thinks she’s gonna end up like Arnold Schwarzenegger eats a ton of cheap beige and pigs trotters slapped on a plate and thinks she’s gonna be 3 stone lighter I mean seriously come on ma loof

 

[Spinidge]

She dunt laark avin oover on cos of behbeh birds but it's alreet t'hav telleh blaring aht feh Corbeh!!

Orgy versus the peepel!!!

 

[Drxo1990]

She has a serious problem, the way she was describing stuffing her face with chips then forcing herself to eat a kebab even tho she wasnt even enjoying it, it rings alarm bells of a serious binge eating disorder! Oh and 'listen huns' she doesn't need to count her carbs to loose weight, she can eat all the shite and carbs she wants and still loose 7 stone in 16 munfth snarky cow, she should maybe be a bit more nicer to people trying to give her genuine correct advice instead of pissing the people off who essentially help her to pay her bills and buy all those carb filled shite looking food hauls.

 

[Lars Guinard]

Notice how the past few vlogs Tan knows the day and date, even saying Feb not Febureh today. Definitely reads here. Oh the non instagrammable porch decks...they might end up on that Facebook slimming hurled page though lol
Corby is probably reformed because you have spent time with him playing monopoly and taken him swimming, given incentives and not just a pound for being good...you know like the key worker would probably help you with, small parenting changes. TKB-Tan knows best ma loofs.

Why is Chris always nipping out in the evening? Is he moonlighting? Bit of cash in hand electrician work? Secretly visiting Pat for her baps?

 

[lexiloo]

waaaarrrrping a plugged in wire wi a wet cloth ma loves cos tan knows best

 

[lexiloo]

ive never seen anyone put foundation on their chest, she even moves her t shirt out of the way to apply it.....and this is for the gym! I think Tan has her eye on someone there thats why she's maybelline-ing her titties ma loves

 

[BananaRama]

Ok ok ok I’ve got another possible thread title ...

Trim with Tan #4 - Tan’s getting shitty coz Chris is getting thin, her freebie skinny coffee ain’t helping that double chin.

I have so many but oh so inappropriate

 

[Lars Guinard]

Chris probably doesn’t want her going to the gym after her mentioning people having affairs there...or her doing his head in about how many calories she has lost.
How rude is Tan in the comments, don’t talk about your life, invite comments then get all snippy and defensive in response!
I felt sorry for Chris, so excited about his loss and madam snips in with ‘well, it’s not quite a stone still’

Why did we need to know the key worker was Asian or in his 50’s...what difference did that make?
Why not tell him you are a YouTuber and influencer ma loof? Oh because he’ll probably think put the camera down and spend time with your children.

Let’s see how many calories we burn this week ma loofs!

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

Since Tarn had them lip fillers all I see is Rodrigo...

Your prarrrrze is a jacket potato with cheese and beans ma love, I’ll throw in some tinned potatoes too maloof

And mushy peas and a mug shot

 

[JDo777]

My name is Tan,I don’t know what day of the week it is not let alone the date but it’s star week, I’m blooowted, it’s star week I’m blooowted, Paaats Baaaps, it’s star week I’m blooooowted. I also suffer from memory loss, I’ve forgotten about the binge I had mid week but it’s star week I’m blooooowted...but it’s ooooookaaay cos I believe in the secret so I’ll have lost at least half stone on my weigh in but it’s star week and I’m blooooooowted!

 

[lexiloo]

how does this woman manage to make cucumber look rank??? its like she emits toxic gases that wilt all her meals
Tans house....where fruit and veg go to die

 

[Ciechoslava]

norrrt-pornnt-ate of a pound ma loof, she was not happy

She contradicts herself so much as well.. she said in a previous video ‘ive lost 7st eating all the carbs huns’ and then in todays video she is like ‘oh i might have to do SP days and limit my carbs like i did when i lost 7stone i did a lot of them then’ ????? Mind boggles