Somewhere face planted in a bowl of corned beef hash or tuna pasta?
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She'll be back next week after Halloween is over because she'll need to start flogging her Christmas reefs. She bought loads of stuff for making them in the sales last year, only £40 with larrrttss my luvs !
I’ve ordered a “reef” WITH lights and it’s absolutely stunning for £20 yes half the price of yours Tan, all you see is £ signs and food it’s a case of You don’t give 2 flying f**ks about your followers as long as they line your pocket with your overpriced reefs oh and by the way it’s WREATHS fgs and crap coffee and whatever crap you try and sell
Just got in from a tit shift at work, I'm now pissing myself, thanks Leximissing woman
last seen almost nodding off on her sofa after a hard day pumpkin picking
answers to the name Tan but could also try "ma love"
says she's a saaaarrze 10 but more like a 14 these days
don't bother thinking anyone with clean hair is her......it won't be
yawns a LOT, has dodgy lashes and may have been spotted in "arseland"
if found please return to youtube as us tattlers need our fix ma loves
Do you think she's still a born again gym bunny or has the novelty worn off after 2 sessions. Dont forget though shes found her happy weight and is comfortable maintaining it now. Maybe so but please stop banging on about losing 7 stone when you've put half back on. Least she's still a size 10 though eh?missing woman
last seen almost nodding off on her sofa after a hard day pumpkin picking
answers to the name Tan but could also try "ma love"
says she's a saaaarrze 10 but more like a 14 these days
don't bother thinking anyone with clean hair is her......it won't be
yawns a LOT, has dodgy lashes and may have been spotted in "arseland"
if found please return to youtube as us tattlers need our fix ma loves
Absolute classic post. She should be on the stage ma loves !Just got in from a tit shift at work, I'm now pissing myself, thanks Lexi
Oh my love's this girl cracks me up so embarrassing it's cringy constantly yawning sticking her razor sharp nails up her nose on camera her personal hygiene is up her ass
She has a new post on FB. Notice she’s back to promoting her “Skinny Coffee” ! Plus people are asking her where they can buy it ! 
banging on about self care again.....yawn! self care to me is also having a wash and not looking like captain cavemans other half, also noticed no mention of a discount for the coffee shite.......has someone been dropped as a brand rep ma loves
Our Lexi is brilliant, she's our resident comedianAbsolute classic post. She should be on the stage ma loves !
Honestly the mind bleeping boggles!She has a new post on FB. Notice she’s back to promoting her “Skinny Coffee” ! Plus people are asking her where they can buy it !
Howlingbanging on about self care again.....yawn! self care to me is also having a wash and not looking like captain cavemans other half, also noticed no mention of a discount for the coffee shite.......has someone been dropped as a brand rep ma loves
Captain Caveman's other half You're right she'll be all over insta saying only two reefs left ma loves, DM me to order. She's so bleeping predictable
This was an hour ago is that just her getting ready for the day? 
What mum can have a bath in the middle of the day, especially on a Saturday. So so lazy. A bath will filthy anyway, needs a good shower.
is that just her getting ready for the day? What mum can have a bath in the middle of the day, especially on a Saturday. So so lazy. A bath will filthy anyway, needs a good shower.Attachments
Fairly certain around £20 I did have a look once out of curiosity. It's basically a slimming world menu, using their guidelines. How they've never cottoned on is beyond me. How the hell she is allowed to call herself a nutritionist is just too much.
I don't think there is anything wrong with having a bath in the middle of the day when you have kids! It isn't like they are little babies. It is half term so routines probably much more relaxed.This was an hour ago
Actually nearly spat out my tea! Good one Lexibanging on about self care again.....yawn! self care to me is also having a wash and not looking like captain cavemans other half, also noticed no mention of a discount for the coffee shite.......has someone been dropped as a brand rep ma loves
Skinny coffee clearly doesn't work ma loves... The people flogging it are putting on the pounds faster than a nana on the slot machines on a day trip to Blackpool
morning ma loves and she's back with the 25% off the shite coffee not seen her do "spaaaaarrrce entaaarrce" sachets for a while, isnt it funny how they "love" them so much when being given them free yet they never see the light of day once they have to buy them themselves
and she's back with the 25% off the shite coffee not seen her do "spaaaaarrrce entaaarrce" sachets for a while, isnt it funny how they "love" them so much when being given them free yet they never see the light of day once they have to buy them themselves Someone on FB page has asked if she’s stopped doing her YouTube videos. She said as it was half term she has taken the time to be in the moment with her boys.
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