Trim with tan #2 arse ring, reefs and Aw-brah my luvs!

[Disneylover]

She must be claiming something somewhere.

She's been arse skating ma loves, gerra bit a body magic in post the 2 slarces of wharrt toast, leading up to the cheeky nando's washed down wi a Pepsi max.

Not sure what she'd be able to claim as Chris works but you never know! Haha wharrrt toast!

 

[Rosieposey]

I know for fucks sake just get back on bleeding plan! Omg prison slop meals spot on


I hear ya! I'm partial to a couple of Batiste days but fucking hell I'd never do the school run with my hair like that!

I didn't even batiste though, who am I

 

[Justdishingthetea]

woah! she was not too happy that Chris has lost a bit more than her, im getting butlins buffet vibes
I doubt they'll be able to stick on plan when away at the lakes, so many lovely bakeries, tea rooms and places to eat, lots of local paaarrrrs too! Didn't make it to the end of the vlog for fear of her swallowing me with those giant blooming yawns

Omg what happened. The buffet must have missed that vlog

 

[Justdishingthetea]

Says she !looking like a bloated monk fish


Not forgetting the dodgy accountant that does the books! the one that can't count to 6 FFS


And cleaning the mattress with carpet cleaner??

yeah wtf was that about

 

[Disneylover]

Think the nippy comment was on her FB page !

Ah I’ll have a nose, thanks x

 

[Marchan]

Guys, did we ever get to the bottom of the mysterious duplicate wreaths

No but now she has bought all the bits for next year to make them so if she’s showing next years off already why didn’t she vlog making this years. Because she lies out of her aaaarse .

How do people like her get so many followers? her latest haul........"mmm the candle smells all orangey just like autumn" its effing pumpkin and oranges do not smell like autumn you greasy bum hole!

A lot of their followers were from when they doing slimming world and doing it well. They will dwindle down over time with the boring repetitive desperate things they are putting out lately

 

[Sara_M]

Either money from the claim or from her Dad passing away I'm guessing. She'll be moaning about the prices in Disney soon enough ma loves!

Good thinking about her dad, that could well be it!

 

[Justdishingthetea]

oh my cant actually believe what i just seen lol

 

[Monkey47]

So she finally got a Fitbit, after everyone recommending them but deciding to go one better and get a £300 Micheal korrs smart watch instead, which turned out to be a heap of shite. That must of stung a bit . Also deciding to medicate Corby after being adamant she wouldn't because she doesn't agree with it, completely going back on everything she said a few months ago! Her ego must of got a right good bashing yesterday also what in the absolute fuck was that dinner broccoli cauliflower and cheesy beans? Manky manky mare

Struggling to understand how she set up that Fitbit sitting in her car, I have one, you need to plug it in and sync it all up to your phone before you can use it. Someone telling porkies about the gym

One of the girls in work bought the MK one and it’s crap - doesn’t pick everything up & battery life is terrible. She went back to the shop and said she thought it was broken and they told her that it wasn’t so she looked online & it’s common x

 

[DishtheDirt]

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Packet of chicken slaaaaaarces for lunch ma loves.
How much does she charges for meal plans? Just curious!

She has her 1/3 speed though

 

[Disneylover]

So the last day in Disney video, her fish lips still look fucking awful

 

[Palmtrees]

Does she still have her?

Too busy doing ads probably !

 

[monga]

another vlog, what was that vom on toast she was eating ma loves?? bet that'll be on the meal plans!!
the new hair do has already been wrecked with grease and styled in her usual captain caveman way.

they went "arse skating" and then for a nando's.....nothing speedy about that ma loves but she'll "waaarp the slate clean" in January no doubt

she's tired out and yawning (of course) by 2.30 and had a nap...a nap!! She's no way going to cope at Disneyland

ps - hope she got permission to film at the ice rink and put all those people on her channel

Can't believe she went to Disney looking like a blow up doll

 

[Palmtrees]

For anyone interested in a proper meal plan, Fopperholic has put up good video showing a week’s meal plan on SW.

 

[Miss polar]

Arse skating OMFG

 

[Palmtrees]

Anyone else around just now ? Did you see all the comments on the Instagram post ?

 

[DishtheDirt]

Anyone else think she did her lips herself?

Omg is that even a thing?

 

[ChubClubThug]

needs to be gifted some soap and shampoo pronto!

She's in bastard pound shops often enough! You'd think she'd be like Gammon, swimming in the cheap perfume aisles

 

[Disneylover]

Size 12-14 swimsuit try on my luvs! Of course tan had to state she is definitely more a size 12. She looks good in the first one, not shaming her but just say your a comfortable 14!

She's more a 12 my arse, defo a 14 as you say! Nothing wrong with a 14 ffs just admit it! She's been mixing with Gammons too long
She still looks like she needs a good scrub ma loves

 

[MummyFloggers]

Oh I forgot she will eat all that shit she’s put out for the kids Halloween party and say it’s all about making memories - she’s so full of shit I make memories with my kids but I don’t gorge on shit and make excuses. There all just a joke now

But don’t worry Mah Luv, the Robinson’s Peach squash she bought is syn free!