Towers_weightjourney #2 His fraudulent botched surgery is done, JT is now on the run

[Pastabell]

Jack’s looking very happy here considering he likes to play the MH card god I detest him so much

 

[Sunshinestate12]

Anyone else who would like to contact this reporter?

 

[Bishplease]

Anyone else who would like to contact this reporter?

That would be me

We need a new thread guys

 

[Vibackmama]

At least he's not wearing long socks...

Oh tit.

I've seen better dressed wounds

 

[Truthseeker]

At least he's not wearing long socks...

Oh tit.

What does he look like!

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

What does he look like!

A chode with socks on

 

He looks bloody ridiculous. A shirt with sports socks

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

At least he's not wearing long socks...

Oh tit.

I've seen better dressed wounds

Like it’s ugly as duck, there’s no denying. The boy clearly has no style, taste or morals... but is he THAT bleeping colour blind. That outfit is like someone shat out the very worst of the 90s.

 

[Vibackmama]

How his mate is keeping a straight face taking pics of him looking like this I have no idea

 

[AllTheHunsBeHunning]

Like it’s ugly as duck, there’s no denying. The boy clearly has no style, taste or morals... but is he THAT bleeping colour blind. That outfit is like someone shat out the very worst of the 90s.

I'm now going to grant him the benefit of the doubt and accept his claims of mental ill health.....

I'm now going to grant him the benefit of the doubt and accept his claims of mental ill health.....

I also tried to stop reading his thread, but the urges of the perverse consume me.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

I'm now going to grant him the benefit of the doubt and accept his claims of mental ill health.....

I have physical ill health after looking at that crusty pweirdo in his costco bulk buy sports socks.

How anyone let that deflated hoover bag near their vagina I will never know, my labia form a protective shield like a porcupine at the mere thought of his dolphin chin.

 

[Truthseeker]

He looks like a feckin seaside deckchair, he's the right shape for one too.

 

[AllTheHunsBeHunning]

I have physical ill health after looking at that crusty pweirdo in his costco bulk buy sports socks.

How anyone let that deflated hoover bag near their vagina I will never know, my labia form a protective shield like a porcupine at the mere thought of his dolphin chin.

 

[NapQueen]

I have physical ill health after looking at that crusty pweirdo in his costco bulk buy sports socks.

How anyone let that deflated hoover bag near their vagina I will never know, my labia form a protective shield like a porcupine at the mere thought of his dolphin chin.

I think I just shat myself laughing, bleeping porcupine

 

[AllTheHunsBeHunning]

I have physical ill health after looking at that crusty pweirdo in his costco bulk buy sports socks.

How anyone let that deflated hoover bag near their vagina I will never know, my labia form a protective shield like a porcupine at the mere thought of his dolphin chin.

Are you saying EVEN BISEXUALS would reject his cheese stick?

 

[ChubClubThug]

Thread title suggestion:

Jack Towers plays the sympathy card, he's spent the gofundme and packed on the lard

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Are you saying EVEN BISEXUALS would reject his cheese stick?

I’d rather duck an actual cheese stick than that belly buttonless cretin.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Anyone remember barf off the film spaceballs? He so reminds me of him - Same hair... Or he's the love-child of Bungle and Geoffrey off rainbow

 

[Julie87uk]

He looks like a head sewn onto a beanbag

 

[ChubClubThug]

He looks like a head sewn onto a beanbag

I dunno how much more of these comments I can take I've got actual tears this eve