Tignam #15 Tiggy Tiggy telling lies, wine at the weekend, such a big surprise

[Peonyrose]

Thanks to @The Foz for the thread title.

Her ladyship is in Abu Dhabi on her super secret holiday.
The beauticians was hit up before she left so her eyebrows are nearly at her chin and a lorryload of botox has been pumped into her face, but she has genetically good skin from her mother, as she keeps telling the peasants.
Hana was put into a business class seat for a photograph on the flight over but she flew economy.
Holiday life consists of shopping, lying in bed, lying by the pool and showing food that other people eat. So, Dundrum in the sun.
She no longer shows her children on Instagram, but then she does, then she doesn’t and then shows them with the smallest of emojis on their faces. Who could that mystery child be?
She is still mortifying Seif.
Finally, just to prove to troll Tattlers that their relationship is real, and that they are so in love, she posts pictures of herself and her sugar daddy, elderly boyfriend gurning into the camera and widening the eyes.
Have I missed anything?

 

[Quackers]

Elderly boyfriend

brilliant summation

 

[Balooba]

Thanks to @The Foz for the thread title.

Her ladyship is in Abu Dhabi on her super secret holiday.
The beauticians was hit up before she left so her eyebrows are nearly at her chin and a lorryload of botox has been pumped into her face, but she has genetically good skin from her mother, as she keeps telling the peasants.
Hana was put into a business class seat for a photograph on the flight over but she flew economy.
Holiday life consists of shopping, lying in bed, lying by the pool and showing food that other people eat. So, Dundrum in the sun.
She no longer shows her children on Instagram, but then she does, then she doesn’t and then shows them with the smallest of emojis on their faces. Who could that mystery child be?
She is still mortifying Seif.
Finally, just to prove to troll Tattlers that their relationship is real, and that they are so in love, she posts pictures of herself and her sugar daddy, elderly boyfriend gurning into the camera and widening the eyes.
Have I missed anything?

Excellent! Dundrum in the sun . Probably more exciting in DTC to be fair

 

[Melmcs]

Thanks to @The Foz for the thread title.

Her ladyship is in Abu Dhabi on her super secret holiday.
The beauticians was hit up before she left so her eyebrows are nearly at her chin and a lorryload of botox has been pumped into her face, but she has genetically good skin from her mother, as she keeps telling the peasants.
Hana was put into a business class seat for a photograph on the flight over but she flew economy.
Holiday life consists of shopping, lying in bed, lying by the pool and showing food that other people eat. So, Dundrum in the sun.
She no longer shows her children on Instagram, but then she does, then she doesn’t and then shows them with the smallest of emojis on their faces. Who could that mystery child be?
She is still mortifying Seif.
Finally, just to prove to troll Tattlers that their relationship is real, and that they are so in love, she posts pictures of herself and her sugar daddy, elderly boyfriend gurning into the camera and widening the eyes.
Have I missed anything?

Brilliant!!

Only 1 extra thing.

Erin Mcgregor has a line of Robes/housecoats/dressing gowns out and ALL the Instahuns congratulated her and shared on their stories. Tigs is spitting fire but declares that she sends out free tit/tat too and ALL the receivers LOVE her tat even if though they share duck all of her crap (except Joy Porto.) But SHE KNOWS THEY LOVE THEM! SHE KNOWS YA'ALL.

 

[Balooba]

Lest we all forget … advice to women in crisis situations… self care with a face mask solves all dramas.

 

[The Foz]

Delighted with my first Tigs thread title. Brilliant recaps, well done!

 

[Peonyrose]

Lest we all forget … advice to women in crisis situations… self care with a face mask solves all dramas.

But only if you watch tv with it.

 

[Gerry o]

She def needs to change her style etc
It’s all so boring same shite from zara H&M nothing stylish from a boutique selling expensive clothes she can’t afford those we all don’t shop all the time in zara tigs or splash a million creams on our faces time to reinvent your self it’s like watching the same show over and over

 

[Melmcs]

But only if you watch tv with it.

With your crotch out and legs akimbo. Or crossed.

She is such a stupid vacant witch. All fur coat no knickers.

 

[daddygoose35]

Surprised she hasn’t put up pictures of herself in revealing robes prior to doing the deed with azhar boasting about her great sex life and telling us how long lasting he is. When the reality is the exact opposite similar to how she portrays her own life.

 

[The Foz]

With your crotch out and legs akimbo. Or crossed.

She is such a stupid vacant witch. All fur coat no knickers.

Except it’s faux fur, from Zara.

 

[Melmcs]

Surprised she hasn’t put up pictures of herself in revealing robes prior to doing the deed with azhar boasting about her great sex life and telling us how long lasting he is. When the reality is the exact opposite similar to how she portrays her own life.

I don't think they do it at all. He would need a Viagra and she would need 2 bottles of rose.

Oh and Tigs. Your expensive Whispering Angel wine is called Ventoux Rose.

In Aldi.

You can thank me later.

 

[Malone]

She def needs to change her style etc
It’s all so boring same shite from zara H&M nothing stylish from a boutique selling expensive clothes she can’t afford those we all don’t shop all the time in zara tigs or splash a million creams on our faces time to reinvent your self it’s like watching the same show over and over

Good point re : the clothes . Funny how it’s only ever “ designer “ bags , shoes and sunglasses she wears - all the stuff you can get replicas of in China She went to BTs and bought the cheapest thing there ( luggage bag with her fake married name ) Broke Ass witch

 

[HumphreyB]

If she could really afford the flights/the holidays/the life she would be dressed better. She would be shopping in Brown Thomas, all her clothing would be high end.

 

[Thegoodlife]

3 comments in 8 hours on her latest post (and one of them is a bot)

The gigs up Swigs

 

[Gerry o]

Good point re : the clothes . Funny how it’s only ever “ designer “ bags , shoes and sunglasses she wears - all the stuff you can get replicas of in China She went to BTs and bought the cheapest thing there ( luggage bag with her fake married name ) Broke Ass witch

Yes it’s all fake stuff treat yourself as she always says! She’s never dressed classy at all I’d say most of her “haul” is bought and returned I’d say they know her in zara

 

[Harper Riley]

Good point re : the clothes . Funny how it’s only ever “ designer “ bags , shoes and sunglasses she wears - all the stuff you can get replicas of in China She went to BTs and bought the cheapest thing there ( luggage bag with her fake married name ) Broke Ass witch

I was watching a thing about replicas last night. People trying to guess which was real and which was not. All handbags and stuff. And the Rolex she wears is the one of the most replicated items in the world.

 

[NoMoreSpotlight]

Good point re : the clothes . Funny how it’s only ever “ designer “ bags , shoes and sunglasses she wears - all the stuff you can get replicas of in China She went to BTs and bought the cheapest thing there ( luggage bag with her fake married name ) Broke Ass witch

Absolutely bang on, everyone I know has a contact in their WhatsApp for excellent designer knock offs. And it's always bags, runners, sunglasses, wallets, scarves. She never, ever has shown herself unboxing her designer pieces. She also has never bought clothes in a department store, not like Sabby (who obviously returns everything as she never wears it again after the initial show off in her house) who shows lots of Maje, Sandro, Golden Goose etc. Tigs in in H&M and Zara only. She's full of bleeping shite!!

 

[Gerry o]

Absolutely bang on, everyone I know has a contact in their WhatsApp for excellent designer knock offs. And it's always bags, runners, sunglasses, wallets, scarves. She never, ever has shown herself unboxing her designer pieces. She also has never bought clothes in a department store, not like Sabby (who obviously returns everything as she never wears it again after the initial show off in her house) who shows lots of Maje, Sandro, Golden Goose etc. Tigs in in H&M and Zara only. She's full of bleeping shite!!

Exactly never see her opening the packaging bit by bit like all the other idiots but she would if they were not fake! How do her audience never tell her to shop elsewhere for a change! As for this holiday place looks crap and showing us the mosque tigs make sure your not caught drunk outside you may be dragged off to prison her hubby being a Muslim won’t save you

 

[Melmcs]

3 comments in 8 hours on her latest post (and one of them is a bot)

The gigs up Swigs

She has no content. No one is interested. Her grid posts are pathetic with no interaction from people.

She is a cheap knock off wannabe. No proper designer gear. Cheap Zara shite. The holiday is a total flop.

Wake up. Lounge in bed. Show legs by pool. Show cocktail. Face in mirror covered in vaseline. Pose in front of mirror. Walking feet. Food she doesnt eat. Walking feet. Legs in bed. Night night with backward peace sign over left eye.

That's it. Happy holidays Tigs.