Morning Twattlers
![Waving hand: light skin tone :wave_tone1: 👋🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f44b-1f3fb.png)
Well Princess Piglet is up early this morning, (can't get away from her responsibilities quick enough!)
She's packed her case:
Make up & trowel ✅️
Labelled Shoes, bag & tacky outfit ✅️
Enough snacks for a month ✅️
Anxiety teddy and bum wipes ✅️
Heavy duty slimming filters ✅️
....she's now all set to drive to London for an extra unnecessary night away from her waif, just so she can be on her own in some overpriced hotel to film herself guzzling prosecco & eating room service!
Wearing a white outfit while travelling with her volatile anus is a risk though. She had better not stop at the usual 5 Starbies on the way just incase all that anxiety and coffee have a nasty effect, and there's no one around to check for poo stains!
![Nauseated face :nauseated_face: 🤢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f922.png)
Pathetic woman!