Thissinglemama #90 Forget Widow Twankey ..she's more Black Widow Skanky

[alpacamybags]

Do you think she will ever sit down and think to herself "what is my life?" Wearing a bloody Paddington hoody, drinking out of a Percy pig mug, wearing Grinch pyjamas. Cringe worthy.

 

[rosslee1987]

Do you think she will ever sit down and think to herself "what is my life?" Wearing a bloody Paddington hoody, drinking out of a Percy pig mug, wearing Grinch pyjamas. Cringe worthy.

She must think she’s cute

 

[Popsicled]

She must think she’s cute

But in reality she looks like a ball sack!!!

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

Random thought as I watched her buttering the crackers. They go through a tit load of butter/flora. She always seems to be running out/opening a new pack of both. She must go through 4 for every one of my lurpacks.

 

[K4040]

Random thought as I watched her buttering the crackers. They go through a tit load of butter/flora. She always seems to be running out/opening a new pack of both. She must go through 4 for every one of my lurpacks.

Yeah now you mention it you realise that she does use a lot for 2 of them. I get lurpack and a normal size tub lasts us weeks. She seems to be getting through one a week, you’d understand it if it was a family of 5/6

 

[Motherofgod]

I bet she'll throw that bread away that she got yesterday just because it wasn't her usual bread , and as for forgetting she'd ordered the coffee, I'm surprised she didn't say it was a free gift

 

[daffodilgirl]

Why does she use 2 different butters?
Seriously who can be asked to be faffing around with 2 different types. Just use the same one for everything

 

[mumz]

Last year
A similar rant about Elf on the Shelf
Lazy moo just moves the elf around the room
The elf doesn’t do any tricks or adventures

 

[Johnson1901]

I’m away to make the new thread

 

[ChubClubThug]

If Harper had a cough and a bit of Congestion on her chest and coughing, the very last thing I would have given her to drink would be pineapple juice or rich hot chocolate, let alone rich hot chocolate with chocolate cream and a chocolate to go with it. No wonder she was sick during the night!

And here is this mornings drivel.....

Oh aimless shut the duck up. How long did it take you to try and put together a pathetic response

The smell of that house leaving a bed full of sick till the morning she's a filthy cow!

 

[Johnson1901]

Thissinglemama #91 Tragedy when you got no soul & you lose control with no1 beside you, you're goin' nowhere

Well done @Trapped_soul 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I’ve managed to get aimless to take the Paddington oodie off and she said you can have it 😂😂😂😂 Had to slightly edit the title to fit but it’s still a cracker!! Will we reach the 100 mark by Xmas???

tattle.life

New thread witches x

 

[K4040]

Why does she use 2 different butters?
Seriously who can be asked to be faffing around with 2 different types. Just use the same one for everything

She uses 2 different gravy’s. Harper has the cheap one and she has bisto best
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