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“It’s my Tik Tok and I’ll lie if I want to”
We could even have a sing a long in her honour :-
“ It's my Tik Tok, and I'll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You would lie too, if your life was so poo
Nobody knows where my Women’s Aid minutes have gone
Maybe the Uber Eats man stole them that time
Why have my manky nails infected my hand
When Stevie G’s coming over to mine?
It's my platform, and I'll lie if I want to
Block if I want to
Cry Troll if I want to
You would do too, if your life was this poo
Play all my records, drink white claw all night
Leave my kid upstairs alone for awhile
'Til Stevie G is with me
I've got no reason to smile
It's my Tik Tok, and I'll lie if I want to
Eat spicy rice if I want to
Lie if I want to
You would lie too, if your life was poo
My Dad and Harper just walked through the door (I’d forgot to lock the door)
Like a decent parent does
Oh, what a lovely surprise
They brought me extra spicy rice
It's my platform, and I'll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You would lie too, if your life was so poo