Thissinglemama #113 5 chins & 5 names, aimless crowded butthole will never take the blame

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She’s chuffed with herself because she thinks she’s done some parenting and Harper is actively taking part in something at school thanks to her
 
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She’s chuffed with herself because she thinks she’s done some parenting and Harper is actively taking part in something at school thanks to her
She’ll be celebrating with a Kylie tonight because she allowed harper to use mascara & she went and bought white nail polish especially for today
 
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As a child at that age I’d have been much more excited about the eating dessert before lunch one than the make up one
 
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Gal needs a dermaplane pronto
Queue an ad for razors
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Think tonight’s dud will be a takeaway as half term starts. Harpers choice KFC cos they’ve not had it for ages
 
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How can she go from that colour while applying the spf in real time then on the next clip she’s that colour? That’s not just the spf she’s used on that second clip
 
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I'm sorry but she really is as thick as 2 short planks!! Can she not finish a sentence properly or what??
Since when do cleaning products and Scrub mummies have a flavour?
I have said it before and I'll say it again her daughter rules her and the house!
 
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She says “flavour” as it boosts her engagement, as she knows people will comment on it as they have done the many, many other times she’s said it in the past. She didn’t mention the “flavour” of anything that was an actual food item, just the “flavour” of sponges and cleaning products.
 

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She's meant to be "revealing" what fake tan she's been using today , 2 adverts for other products but no sign yet
Posted after the DUD I bet probably to stop people reporting her to asa again.. shame asa reports can be done anytime
 
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Already deleting comments including her sassy responses on the SPF ad as people are calling out the irony of an SPF ad when she's a sun bed user
 
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Looking smug over making a cheese omelette and trying to insert more innuendo. Just cos you look like Kenneth Williams doesn’t mean you can pull off the carry on smutiness it just makes you look stupid
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Same but different
honestly can’t tell the difference
 
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If she eats that whole bag of mega buttons in one go.. that’s 1025 calories, 57.6g fat and 107.5g sugar!!

No wonder she’s gaining chins & bellies quicker than she necks a bottle of Kylie!
 
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Looking smug over making a cheese omelette and trying to insert more innuendo. Just cos you look like Kenneth Williams doesn’t mean you can pull off the carry on smutiness it just makes you look stupid
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Same but different
Aw, she looks really pretty in the second one
 

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You know she’s getting boring when you have to scroll way down to find the thread
 
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