Thank you very much to the person who called Bendy Wendy Grandma Gash Flash - I’ve had Jumpin Jack Flash in my head all day
Grandma Gash Flash where’s yer cash cash cash
Grandma Gash Flash where’s yer cash cash cash 
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Looks pretty dry to me considering she is implying they have been playing pool games all afternoon
duck off 
Those shakes were an alcoholic comedown
Am handing in ma notice, am going tell my manager that she needs to employ Aimless. She is able to cure panic disorder extremely quickly. My 30 + years mental health experience is trumped by Aimless any day.
She makes me so irrationally ANGRY
Have they even left the hotel yet? Gone to look around the resort? What a tit show!
As Luanne from house wives of New York sang....
Money can't buy you class
Money can't buy you class
Elegance is learned my friends
Elegance is learned oh yeah
Money can't buy you class
Money can't buy you class
Elegance is learned my friends
Elegance is learned oh yeah
I'm riddled with anxiety but I'll sit here filming myself stuffing my face with cakes and tit, talking to myself...(ignoring H cos she can't be arsed with her!)
No wonder she didn't want lunch...greedy fucker
No wonder she didn't want lunch...greedy fucker
Who the duck eats four sweet sickly pastries in the heat, washed down with Sprite and lemon Fanta? Absolute yuck man, she needs testing for diabetes pronto.I'm riddled with anxiety but I'll sit here filming myself stuffing my face with cakes and tit, talking to myself...(ignoring H cos she can't be arsed with her!)
No wonder she didn't want lunch...greedy fucker
I was about to say the same. I've never seen so many cakes and sweets consumed by one person
I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again, she has a sugar addiction. She has to get that sugar rush and craves it. Which is why she’s constantly eating all the sweet stuff and drinking full fat/sugar fizzy pop.
She knows she would feel a million times better if she reduced her sugar intake, cut down on caffeine and alcohol and drank more water, she’s done it before in her juice plus gym going days.
but she prefers to have the physical side effects of racing heart, shaking hands, tummy troubles and poor sleep to back up her ‘panic attacks’ and anxiety.
personally I don’t eat much sweet stuff in hot weather, each to their own, but since she shovels down 12 Krispy cremes on the regular this is pretty normal
I did think she had forgotten Fanta lemon exsisted. It used to be her whole personality at one point
but she prefers to have the physical side effects of racing heart, shaking hands, tummy troubles and poor sleep to back up her ‘panic attacks’ and anxiety.
personally I don’t eat much sweet stuff in hot weather, each to their own, but since she shovels down 12 Krispy cremes on the regular this is pretty normal
I did think she had forgotten Fanta lemon exsisted. It used to be her whole personality at one point
I tell you what gives me anxiety- sun-beds so close together- no room for a table for my drinks/designer sunglasses/bum wipes and an Alcatraz vibe!
Hippo hits the spot once again!
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That’s absolutely brilliant.
the screaming and the ‘I set fire to your support bear’ will haunt my dreams tonight Perfect analogy!!!!As Luanne from house wives of New York sang....
Money can't buy you class
Money can't buy you class
Elegance is learned my friends
Elegance is learned oh yeah
The whole family are all Fur coats and no knickers....Shirl neally proved that with her 'mutton dressed as lamb' wedding outfit try on over the weekend (that spotted dress was FAR too young for her!)
Ehmey should have (ex) Countess Luanne D'Lesseps as her ring tone!!
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Game, set and Match to Debs!
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This has got to be aimed at her and Sevda hahahahaha
Leave pauline and her pens out of this
The two of them are probably absolutely plastered right now
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