Thissinglemama #105 Bringing down trolls, she's got a crime number! Meanwhile H's dinner's a plate of cucumber

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Thissinglemama #106 Compulsive spender, compulsive eater, compulsive liar, compulsive

I've taken the executive decision for another doubke win today - because @Mrsturnerreturns made a brilliant comment, and @Womblewoo suggested it should be a thread title, and THAT comment got more votes than any thread suggestion... And i feel we can show @Mrsturnerreturns the love she...

tattle.life

 

[This Is Not An Ad]

No that’s from yesterday as she’s in a red trackie today.

Ahh ok thanks!

 

[Trace]

Hi Twattlers, I hope you'vve all had a fabulous weekend!
Sunday's bullshittery . Enjoy x

Brekkie?? How old is she!! Grow up Aimee

 

[Faith61]

I'm struggling to catch up here after working today..has hippo's actual account been banned?

 

[varyingborders]

Are kids up north not broken up yet?
mine broke up Friday which was earlier than normal

Anyway, the new poster who said she didn’t like the shape of aimless head proper had me

welcome you’ll do grand in here

I’m Newcastle way and we don’t break up until Thursday. My nephew is down south and they always seem to break up a week before us.

 

[Leighanne02]

Friday's First Chew of the Day!
Ehmey is so DESPERATE to tell everyone about her date tonight . The pattern is starting again though as SHE booked the table for the meal tonight (allegedly cocked up the dates but that's probably just a made up story!)

I've had kittens and they've never pissed everywhere like hers seem to do. You have to train them to use the litter tray Ehmey, you know, put a bit of effort in!!!!
Make sure the litter trays (she should have at least 1 per cat but at the very least 2 big trays) are clean and she will probably find the cats will pee where they are supposed to! She doesnt help herself with the cat pee tag, does she?

Plus, who goes and buys 7 cushions when you've literally only bought the ones on the couch??? If you only need to replace 1, would anyone buy 7?

I bet the cushions will be in Spring colours or have an Easter theme and then she will buy another 7 for Summer!

Was waiting for the funny bit of the story......never happened. I can't wait for this 'date' to not turn up or someone gets ill or can't make it! Tinder is trolling shameless and I'm living for it

 

[Mrsturnerreturns]

Someone on CC has just drawn attention to her reposts.

 

[Niamh77*]

She looks like him, especially the downturn mouth. Maybe shirl played giddyup

I was thinking the same !

 

[Niamh77*]

Omg hippo again !!!

 

[FeralShaz86]

Thank you for doing this

You're very welcome lovely

 

[Mrsturnerreturns]

Shaimeys next girls night

Who is the one on the left ?!