ThisMummyStory #2 Reels and reels of what not to do, no one cares about Coco doing a poo

[Raa]

She was dying yesterday

 

[Corona]

I was just thinking, has she ever mentioned about Coco saying any words yet? At 16 months she should have a few, no?

 

[Corona]

I dont think you can upend an airing cupboard, George

 

[tidalwave]

I actually don't even get it?

 

[Tlyfe]

I noticed she took the tutu off as the day went by. Tell us you read tattle without telling us you read tattle Do you think she’s worried that Coco seems so far behind in some of her development? It’s one thing to not walk but she doesn’t even seem to cruise around holding onto furniture even?

I think she’s started doing it now, just recently.

 

[youdontevenknowme]

I don’t see a story about that.. has she deleted it?!

 

[Tlyfe]

Wtf she doing now lol

 

[ozblackcat]

i mean apart from the fact she’s recording insta stories while driving (is this even legal?!)

I can’t imagine anything where you regularly take your eyes off the road to eyef*k yourself is legal. NB I haven’t actually watched the story as I can’t bear her at the moment, but I assume she was doing this

Don’t post about how “it looks like all the mamas are feeding their little ones bulgar wheat & chickpeas” then fill your page with images of perfectly arranged lunchboxes that aren’t realistic

Also this. I can’t bear the bloody fake cheese cut into stars and jokes on the banana shite alongside her pretending she’s so relatable and the sTruGgLe is rEal

 

[ozblackcat]

Dressing Coco like she’s way older again today. She’s so strange. Does she ever dress her kids in anything more than once?

Oh man now I’m going to have to go and look at her stories to see this

 

[Corona]

Is Grayson still in an highchair? I know he was last time I saw her stories

He's always had a tripp trapp I think

 

[Tlyfe]

The way she talks about Grayson makes me feel really uneasy and sad. It’s like she doesn’t like him/ he’s an inconvenience to her life.
Anyone else get the same vibes? Poor kid.

Yes, makes me sad

 

[Corona]

I call bullshit on her recent Stories about Coco's sleep. It absolutely doesn't just miraculously change overnight like that and she's actually doing a disservice to any poor Mum that has been falling for her crap the past 12 months.

I don't think that's fair, sleep can definitely change within a few days - in the same way it can get loads worse, it can also suddenly get better. At least in my experience.

 

[Rainbow1]

She's trying to get on a trend but has got it all wrong

Ohhh is it a TikTok trend?!

 

[Tlyfe]

What’s her old account? Being lazy

 

[PrincessConsuelaBanana666]

Bet she couldn't wait to go on holiday to film that reel with her human prop . And to echo you guys, how the HELL is that child staying put?!

 

[thegirlwho2020]

Ah I’ve seen her standing up holding things but not actually cruising. I don’t watch all stories though in fairness

 

[dlevan]

F*k me! You’d think she’d gone away on a jungle expedition for a week! Not 3 hours for one bloody prosecco or whatever it was. And HOOOOOOW has she got to her 4th child who’s 18 months and realised her husband actually might be able to f*king manage and that her kid doesn’t need magic boobs to sleep?!! Aaaargh! She’s infuriating.

Also does she think she is a fashion influencer now?


Yeah the “transition” to and from the weekend?! Wtf is this crap?! Why overthink something so basic as days passing by

lol trying really trying! For the fashion isn’t she

 

[ozblackcat]

Did she do ludicrous Easter hampers/baskets this year?

 

[thegirlwho2020]

Did she take down those videos from last night of her illegally recording stories while driving? I can’t see them now

 

[thegirlwho2020]

She’s really obsessed with her Mac and Cheese isn’t she? 🫣