“Hi guys, ooh isn’t it getting lighter earlier. So I’ve just dropped Lachlan at football because Saturday’s…no wait, Lachlan is behind me in the car so it’s Is I’ve dropped off. She’s got a best friend you know, a real one with an actual birthday so I’ve taken her to swimming lessons…no wait, she’s at the party. I’m trying really hard to hide my mania at having to spend time with Tic on my own - who excuse my nails, I haven’t had them done since Monday - so I might forget I have to collect him afterwards and leave him there all night! So yeah. duck my life. Hope you guys are well”