Things that you are sick of seeing on social media #9

[mousey]

I’m sure it’s been mentioned a million times but the term “making memories” makes my toes curl. Wearing matching pyjamas, making memories! Going out for the day, making memories! Putting out the bins, making memories!

What happened to just doing something because it seemed like a fun idea? What happens if the kids don’t remember the activity (well the thousands of photos make sure they won’t forget)?!

 

[candyland_]

People who are doing daily check ins with their new year resolutions

 

[shadowcat5]

Smug holiday pictures that just look boring like a generic beach or balcony tagged with Spain and a sun emoji but you can see grey clouds and high rises in the background

or the classic, feet facing the pool/sea on the sun lounger with 'I've had worse mondays'

so original James. So original.

 

[Mamacita]

or the classic, feet facing the pool/sea on the sun lounger with 'I've had worse mondays'

so original James. So original.

That's the worst. Get your disgusting feet of my feed please.

 

[April89]

People who are doing daily check ins with their new year resolutions

People who do things like that just think everyone is so interested in their lives don’t they?

 

[Here for gossip]

People who put children on social media for content like seriously let ur kids have some privacy

 

[April89]

Usually MLMers or ‘life coaches’ posting comments that mean absolutely nothing!

‘Lean into the fear’
‘Live a life of abundance not doubt’
‘If you want to be successful, live outside of your doubts’
‘Speed is great, form is better, work with intention’

I just want to reply ‘what the duck are you saying??’

 

[slmapg]

Grandma obsessed with granddaughter, 200 photos everytime little princess goes to stay, all of duck feeding and colouring in, every caption referring to her as your world, and you live for her, that’s lovely, it really is but we don’t need to hear it every weekend! It’s like Groundhog Day!

 

[emm]

or the classic, feet facing the pool/sea on the sun lounger with 'I've had worse mondays'

so original James. So original.

"Monday blues" with a picture of the sea

 

[shadowcat5]

"Monday blues" with a picture of the sea

then when they get home for the next 2 weeks you get holiday pictures with 'wish I was back here'


Another one is when someone gets married and then posts the wedding pictures for a month later with captions like 'most perfect day' 'best day of our lives'

Bonus points when you know the relationship is a tit show and the wedding day had 5 arguments, a couple of tantrums (not just the kids), a fight, someone so drunk they threw up over themselves who then fell asleep in the corner, and cousins sniffing coke in the toilet

 

[LittleBirdie]

then when they get home for the next 2 weeks you get holiday pictures with 'wish I was back here'


Another one is when someone gets married and then posts the wedding pictures for a month later with captions like 'most perfect day' 'best day of our lives'

Bonus points when you know the relationship is a tit show and the wedding day had 5 arguments, a couple of tantrums (not just the kids), a fight, someone so drunk they threw up over themselves who then fell asleep in the corner, and cousins sniffing coke in the toilet

I want to go to the weddings you go to!

 

[PatsyDarlin]

Paul bleeping Breach!

 

[shadowcat5]

I want to go to the weddings you go to!

Most of that happened at the same wedding

 

[malibu skies]

Bonus points when you know the relationship is a tit show and the wedding day had 5 arguments, a couple of tantrums (not just the kids), a fight, someone so drunk they threw up over themselves who then fell asleep in the corner, and cousins sniffing coke in the toilet

I didn’t realise you’d been to one of my family’s weddings!

 

[BonBon27]

I’m sure it’s been mentioned a million times but the term “making memories” makes my toes curl. Wearing matching pyjamas, making memories! Going out for the day, making memories! Putting out the bins, making memories!

What happened to just doing something because it seemed like a fun idea? What happens if the kids don’t remember the activity (well the thousands of photos make sure they won’t forget)?!

Bonus point for making “core memories” like they’re living in a bloody Pixar film

 

[Renegadedancer]

People that are on day 5 of their diet/no spend/dry January/fitness resolution. Shut up. Tell me when you’ve done it for the whole month and I might like your post.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Healthy food shop? Where's the fruit and vegetables? Salad? 1, 4 pack of apples doesn't make it a healthy food shop amongst the low calorie snacks. MLM hun trying to sell some powder weight loss crap.
She does it every year. By February she will have forgotten about losing weight and will be back to body shop, then candles. Its only ever MLM huns that comment too

Of course the kid is called Kaiden.
He's 7 months old and eating an oreo lunchable. Give him a proper lunch, some fruit maybe.

I bet she's dropped it by next week!

 

[Louby@21]

Urgh snack a jacks and fibre one bars…I’d rather eat actual food and chocolate thanks. So has anyone actually lost weight and kept it off drinking meal replacement drinks?

 

[Mamacita]

Urgh snack a jacks and fibre one bars…I’d rather eat actual food and chocolate thanks. So has anyone actually lost weight and kept it off drinking meal replacement drinks?

Doubt it cause drinking calories is the dumbest, least satiating, most depressing way of trying to lose weight

 

[LittleBirdie]

Urgh snack a jacks and fibre one bars…I’d rather eat actual food and chocolate thanks. So has anyone actually lost weight and kept it off drinking meal replacement drinks?

They probably have but they’ll have put the weight straight back on because it’s just not sustainable. Long term permanent weight loss requires lifestyle changes, not some daft fad diet. But then companies like WW and SW rely on this so people keep coming back!