Come on babes, spill the beans
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People who post crap like this under viral tweets:
Self-righteous making fun of other people's hobbies and interests
"Don't just say 'I like to travel.' Who doesn't?" - actually a lot of people don't like travel (or at least not travelling abroad?) Shut up
"Reading is a passive hobby" - I don't care
"Don't just say 'I like to travel.' Who doesn't?" - actually a lot of people don't like travel (or at least not travelling abroad?) Shut up
"Reading is a passive hobby" - I don't care
People who post tit like this
That gif of Anna from Frozen that everyone uses on IG stories
This one but it's shorter
This one but it's shorter
Over sharing. I don’t need to know that a woman I worked with a couple of years ago is out today getting a bikini wax. Really don’t need to see a neighbour’s head in a toilet because she can’t drink anymore. And I most definitely don’t need to know that a kid in my daughter’s class is being assessed for ADHD. Like, grown ups sharing their own information is annoying but ultimately their choice, but telling the world about a kid’s medical issues? Nope. And it is not the first thing I’ve learned about that kid that I would consider to be sensitive information. Yes I can block or snooze or scroll by, which I do, but WHY do people think this is appropriate?
The ‘it could only happen to me’ gang 
Convinced their stories are SO funny and SO interesting and everyone is just completely entertained, they have to post everyday, all the little events in their day, describing how ‘funny and mad’ they are
Also common phrases used by this type - ‘welcome to the mad house’
‘I did ABC - because of course I did it’s me!’
‘why am I like this?’
I think I need a social media detox!
Convinced their stories are SO funny and SO interesting and everyone is just completely entertained, they have to post everyday, all the little events in their day, describing how ‘funny and mad’ they are
Also common phrases used by this type - ‘welcome to the mad house’
‘I did ABC - because of course I did it’s me!’
‘why am I like this?’
I think I need a social media detox!
Coldplay
People booking tickets for Coldplay
People at Coldplay
i didn’t realise so many people liked coldplay
People booking tickets for Coldplay
People at Coldplay
i didn’t realise so many people liked coldplay
“I’ll make my money back, but I’ll never be xx years old in xx (some destination/vacation) again.”
ok
ok
That woman who posts videos with “choose your millennial coping mechanism” and pretends to be a Sim(?) 🥱 Snoozefest.
There's a dude on my facebook who for some reason posts absolutely every single update about his holiday, constantly as if anyone cares. Why does he think he's some celebrity? It's stuff like "That's me just at the airport guys! Looking forward to it!" "Guys I've landed now, weather is amazing!" "Just heading to the hotel guys check out this amazing view!" "View from my hotel, wow bliss"
He also posts so much cringey tit like selfies of him with his tongue out like "Heading to the clubs now guys" WHO THE duck CARES? The most annoying thing is people actually seem to, he has comments of people always saying "Have fun!" etc on almost every post, why the duck are you enabling this absolute narcissistic? And how much fun are you really having on holiday if you can't put your phone away? The most funny thing is that they aren't even interesting places no one has been to, they're literally holidays to Magaluf. Stop it, you absolute creep. No wonder people these days are off their head, they genuinely believe they have fans that are interested in things like that
He also posts so much cringey tit like selfies of him with his tongue out like "Heading to the clubs now guys" WHO THE duck CARES? The most annoying thing is people actually seem to, he has comments of people always saying "Have fun!" etc on almost every post, why the duck are you enabling this absolute narcissistic? And how much fun are you really having on holiday if you can't put your phone away? The most funny thing is that they aren't even interesting places no one has been to, they're literally holidays to Magaluf. Stop it, you absolute creep. No wonder people these days are off their head, they genuinely believe they have fans that are interested in things like that
Online Coach guru's - wtf is this now? I'm seeing them everywhere. Seems they don't specialise in anything they just coach others to run an online coaching business 
Hmmmmm sounds like an MLM to me!
Hmmmmm sounds like an MLM to me!
It must be utterly exhausting to have 'content' front and centre of your mind 24/7.
Parents bathing in reflected glory bragging about their childrens' exam results.
No one else cares how many A's and B's Lily got.
No one else cares how many A's and B's Lily got.
This sort of fuckery. What is the point??
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And the worst is when half the stuff on the list is American (ranch dressing, cheetos etc)
Now that GCSES are graded in numbers I have no idea what they relate to in old money. So when my cousin announces her kids GCSE results on Facebook I don't know he's clever or done well!
The worst! Just want everyone to comment "what's up babes" to which they always reply "inbox x"Come on babes, spill the beansView attachment 1524360
Same. I find them really embarrassing for some reason. And the things she says are coping mechanisms for millennials are things everyone does sometimes.
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