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Like those twats that answer Amazon questions.
"sorry I bought it for my grandson so I can't answer that"
"I'm in England so I don't know how long it would take to arrive to Ireland"
Idiots!
I found a bank card once and phoned the number on the back. They told me just to cut it up because it had been cancelled anyway. For me it's keys... Scabby keyrings with a solitary rusty key on it that quite possibly is for a bike lock. Or with the keyring obscured so you have to give "proof" it's yours. Best one I ever saw was someone who fished out a set of car keys from the river in the local park and posted them on Facebook covered in slime and crap... I doubt anyone claimed them! I keep saying to my friends in going to start leaving random keys around town and see how many make it onto Facebook
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The latest toxicity from seemingly harmless mindfulness, positive thinking stuff.
Someone on Instagram implied that their positive thoughts - along with those of others - saved Christian Eriksen.
Someone on Instagram implied that their positive thoughts - along with those of others - saved Christian Eriksen.
Save money on defibs that, no need to have them on every street corner, just put up some thoughts and prayers people can read out loud if someone collapses in front of them.The latest toxicity from seemingly harmless mindfulness, positive thinking stuff.
Someone on Instagram implied that their positive thoughts - along with those of others - saved Christian Eriksen.
Actually, being serious that does a massive disservice to the people that did save his life, his team mate who called for help, the responders who immediately did CPR without panicking about it, the people who have invented the amazing portable defibs we have nowadays that get life saving treatment to people in minutes.
Just seen someone share a Gofundme page for an 8 week old French Bulldog puppy. It has loads of medical problems which the owner's insurance won't cover because the breeder knew about the problem 
. All the sob stories are there 'he won't live long without the right treatment'...'I know the wonderful Frenchie community will help'. They're after £3k to cover vets bills.
. All the sob stories are there 'he won't live long without the right treatment'...'I know the wonderful Frenchie community will help'. They're after £3k to cover vets bills.
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" my forever man"
" my forever girl"
" our forever home"
& all the bloody rest of it.
I detest the term! Inane rubbish!
" my forever girl"
" our forever home"
& all the bloody rest of it.
I detest the term! Inane rubbish!
I’ve just seen someone post on Instagram the name of the pub they’re in and their table number so people can buy them drinks
Anyone posting training updates for their marathon
Any sort of competitive nonsense on social media wrecks my head-who is the most woke/least Tory/most working class/most hard done by during the pandemic/most tired/most unwell/most mentally ill etc etc it’s so bleeping boring.
Don't forget the vaccine side effect one-upmanship. 'I had a sore arm for 3 days', 'ooh I had a sore arm for 5 days and a headache'
Huns 
Woke celebs
Seeing the same Instababe photos 1000 times with rubbish collabs and hashtags
Woke celebs
Seeing the same Instababe photos 1000 times with rubbish collabs and hashtags
Any kind of virtue signalling
Unboxing videos
I’ve had my covid jag posts
I could go on forever, I find social media very depressing if I’m being honest. I’m only on messenger as it seems too much to ask for someone to email or text.
Unboxing videos
I’ve had my covid jag posts
I could go on forever, I find social media very depressing if I’m being honest. I’m only on messenger as it seems too much to ask for someone to email or text.
‘The crew, the tribe, the girl squad, piss off, it’s a photo of your children.
“Bonnie, five year old Springer Spaniel missing in Melbourne”
“Shared in Norwich”
“Shared in Norwich”
Usually went missing three years ago!
“Love you all the world” 
Probably gonna get hate for this, but I'm fed up of seeing pics of friends babies at these sensory play classes.
It's not the going to the class I have an issue with, I understand the social aspect, but the other day I saw pics of poor little babies with cooked pasta on their heads and paint all over their feet. Making out that this is some kind of extra special learning experience. The kids are 4 months old, they haven't got a clue what's going on. It's all for the parents isn't it?
It does explain why I never made it to Oxford though. My mum obviously never stuck enough bits of penne to my head.
It's not the going to the class I have an issue with, I understand the social aspect, but the other day I saw pics of poor little babies with cooked pasta on their heads and paint all over their feet. Making out that this is some kind of extra special learning experience. The kids are 4 months old, they haven't got a clue what's going on. It's all for the parents isn't it?
It does explain why I never made it to Oxford though. My mum obviously never stuck enough bits of penne to my head.
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