Things that you are sick of seeing on social media #2

[PrincessCharming]

You missed my facetious statement

I got it

 

[Kofi Annan]

Are we neighbours?! I can’t believe the shit that goes on my town’s FB page. It’s awful

Quite possibly although I think it's probably common everywhere

 

[watermelon sugar]

Those vase/stone pots shaped like tits or an arse!?? Really really not my thing. I see them all the time when scrolling Instagram and don’t get the hype.

Don't get me started! I seen a blue pair on fb before and they were advertising gender reveals

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Might just be on my Twitter feed but I'm sick to death of people referencing that Daniel Craig 'ladies and gents, the weekend' video - especially when it's just a video of them saying the line to the camera. I genuinely don't understand how it's funny after the first time, and it's downright cringeworthy

I seen that this morning someone quote tweeted it with , I was rather confused?

 

[HowlOwl]

I think my husband might be about to become a Tattler. He said to me last night

"I don't really look much at Instagram but I fell down a hole... What the actual fuck is a Mind PT, and why is every other person one?"

I'll send him a link haha!

But what is a Mind PT?

 

[Catlady1]

People posting a picture of their kid and saying one little chunky one. Stop fat shaming your baby!

 

[rivermonster]

People who share posts about missing dogs/someone flashing them in the park/I’ve found a bank card posts....without checking to see that it’s in the opposite end of the country from them and all their followers

My friend does this all the time, drives me nuts. Yesterday a caravan from Cornwall and we live in the North, I am sure she goes looking for them. We will be having busy roads in Somerset and Scotland today but why do I want to know.

 

[Red hair dont care]

My local Next Door app is full of passive aggressive posts about noisy children, dogs barking, people parking outside their house, the sound of lawnmowers/gardening equipment ruining the peace of a sunny afternoon...I have to sit on my hands sometimes, because I want to tell them there are plenty of remote properties for sale in the area, so why the fuck don't they move, if living in a village is so annoying.

I think they just like complaining though and if no-one had dogs, cars, kids or gardens, there would be something else to moan about.

I think this lockdown business has turned majority of us into moaners. I have to say found myself moan moan about this and that the other day. I think like this and the app you mention that's what venting is for.

 

[squiffle]

People calling there parents mummy and daddy on social media when is real life their parents are in there 80s and the daughter calling them mummy and daddy her 60s

YES what is that?! I actually find it creepy; especially the daddy stuff.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

So I’ve seen this post on my social media and I wanted to summarise it and see what other people think of it.

I’ve seen someone complaining about how they’re in hospital with their child (not sure if both parents are allowed in or whether it’s just one) and that they’re not being given a “decent meal”.

I don’t know whether I’m in the minority here - but I don’t understand why this person expects the hospital to feed them when they are not the patient? I do understand why they may be upset/stressed out and not wanting to leave their child - but is it really worth moaning about it on Facebook when hospital staff have had a year of non-stop stress?

Could they not get a family member or friend to bring them some food? Also when is hospital food ever a decent meal?

 

[Incognito_burrito]

People tagged in fake ugg advertisements or dodgy porn links because they’re stupid and click on anything or add anyone who requests them.

 

[moosesauna]

Gotta be cruel to be kind comes to mind. Or mute her. I can on the Twitter I use, or mute her name. Bet she wants to be an influencer. Good luck!

Have done, but the temptation to check her feed is always there!! I guess I'm either a sucker for the drama or I genuinely feel a bit sorry for her (grits teeth)

 

[Mamacita]

Videos trending again of hands with horribly long nails pulling apart doughnuts filled with a vast amount of gloop
It’s just gross

Totally, doughnuts are rank

 

[moosesauna]

FODMAP’s been a recommended NHS eating plan for many years. One of their nutritionists put me on it years ago and it works by eliminating common trigger foods for IBS/IBD symptoms, then encourages you to slowly reintroduce so identify the trigger foods for you. So it’s a legit/credible treatment plan. Albeit may well be being used incorrectly or as a trend these days as everything else seems to be “I don’t eat gluten/dairy/carbs/” etc etc, all unnecessary if you’re not actually allergic/ intolerant and have a balanced diet

Yeah, it seems quite effective for people with intolerances and IBS! Unfortunately this woman's not doing it as part of a medically approved treatment /NHS plan ... just based on this overpriced course type thing in order to lose weight?

 

[katiesmith81]

Morons having spaghetti bolognaise for dinner spelling it as "spag bowl" on their story

Sounds similar to what something Charlotte Dobre would have in one of her videos haha

 

[Dogleggedhat]

What’s with the TikTok dance that they do (to a song that says something about their bra being too tight) where they do these dance moves with zero effort and it looks really lazy? Where do these random trends come from? Usually the dance trends people are getting really into it but on this one it seems to be the thing to just do it really half heartedly? I don’t get it.

If I have to see that stupid dance where they are holding the top of the trousers and holding their other hand over their eyes waddling like a fucking duck that’s shit themselves to that stupid Natasha beddingfield remix again I’m going to scream

I hadn’t seen that so looked it up and wish I hadn’t,it has really irritated me lol

 

[Starshining]

Ugh, his family are going to milk him endlessly aren’t they?

Also, did he even SAY that? It strikes me as one of those glib, trite sayings that anyone could pull out of their arse when required.

Daughter has had her 15mins...

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Victoria Beckham?

Jac Jossa?

 

[Sea]

Not social media but message related, when people send a message at an obscene time eg when I'm asleep. My phone is silence but when I've forgotten
Bad manners

 

[Scottish Care Bear]

Another Go Fund Me/Crowdfunder page for the same reason as previous ones! Now on campaign/page 6! Seriously