Aww I already can't stand how she'll be posting about how sober she is. Or maybe she'll have "a cheeky wee glass"It must be that lassie who's hen party she went along to and took her own Tango Apple, she's a fucking fanny. She will be loving the attention at the wedding, probably whip her saggy udders oot during the vows and take a selfie
Maybe one of those "cheeky Mad Dog 20 20's"Aww I already can't stand how she'll be posting about how sober she is. Or maybe she'll have "a cheeky wee glass"
If they all go they will need to take both cars for them and all their flock to go.I was going to say I can't believe she's taking a ONE WEEK OLD BEBE to a wedding, but it's aimless so. She will be I'm her element when people ask how old he is and she tells them OnE wEeK or SeVeN DaYz 🥱. I can just see the comments on her post already telling her how great she looks after having a baby...
Trying to steal the brides thunder aside, who could be fucked with a wedding a week after having a baby?! How's she going to get a good enough night's sleep, 2/3 hours peace to get showered and ready, is she dragging a pram to the wedding, or will she be baby wearing, or hoping to play some pass the parcel with baby for some photo opportunities. I hope she's got a big bag for the breast pads and maternity pants she'll need throughout the day. A week old baby at a wedding, wonder how close she is to the bride cause I don't think I'd even be going to my own wedding one week after having a baby
No cheeky glass for her if they all go. Both have to be driving ashame she didn't prioritise a #landrover#discoverysport before or during pregnancy.Aww I already can't stand how she'll be posting about how sober she is. Or maybe she'll have "a cheeky wee glass"
She is an embarrassmentI just know she's had an invite and then been like oh is it ok if I bring baby because I'm breastfeedingwonder if it's only the night thing they r going to but probably her mum is coming to watch the kiddies and she will trot off with Bebe to totally try steal them limelight and grab some attention.
Unless it's a really close friend or family you just wouldn't go
She is dying to get to that wedding with wee Okster so she can say Oh My Gooooonessss I can’t believe I have a 7 day old baby at a wedding, picture of mum, dad and new baby at their first wedding! She will get the attention she needs during the day/meal but then everyone will want to get pissed & won’t care about her kid so she will be offski
And poor wee Jackson is forgotten about as usual!Why is she surprised at how much K loves his new little brother but ‘predicted’ that the little spoilt princess would be the BEST big sister???????
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