thesocialmama.xo #20 oh aimee your life is sham, standing there posing dressed like a joint of ham!

[SoVeryKindlyGifted]

Those nips will be getting tuned to the moon tonight, he'll be picking up Clyde 1

 

[soupmodel]

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"Uh oh, we're in trouble, Oakley's come along and burst her pink, frilly bubble"

 

[bluebird-0123]

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Since this baby wasn't pink n frilly poor Kyle's ready to snip off his Willy

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Omg I called it!!!!

Maybe she read here and I inadvertently named the wean?

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[Whats the 411]

Oh god, imagine "our Valentine baby..."

Kupid Kilgour

 

[SoVeryKindlyGifted]

Kome Bargains
Kilverburn
Ktack and Still
Krimark

 

[theyseemescrolling]

"I promise I'll let you in soon" MATE we're currently watching you rock your day old baby in your bedroom. We're in!!! Omg get over yourself!!!!!! Bad enough someone who has done something to actually earn a fan base behaving like this but she's a lassie in fucking Kilmarnock who drags her weans up in front of a camera for the few Instagram followers who are actually interested (looking at you Debbie hen) My god. I'm stunned. I've said this so many times but she's outdone herself here

 

[TightShip]

I love doing a bit of callie-oakley when I'm pissed as much as the next person, but naming your weans after it is too much.

 

[TalkOfTheGram]

I'm fuming for wee debs. She's been waiting DAYS and she gets a 20 second side to side video that ends with 'the baby' in not even a good shade of blue and a balloon from tesco that you blow up with a straw. #JusticeForDebbie

 

[SoVeryKindlyGifted]

Aye, just you Debbie....

 

[neecow69]

Oh my goddddd. Imagine posting that your husband gave you a sloppy fingering whilst playing with your nips to 30k followers

 

[cupofyourfinest]

Callie is absolutely insufarable and will be even worse if it's a boy, her head will just get bigger and bigger

Shes already in a rage..

 

[Whats the 411]

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Despite rubbing nips and shaving clits, no baby girl so Kyles running for the snip.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Wonder how she’s getting on, she’ll be sat with the sheet mask on eating truffles while Kaiden sorts through out the dirty washing to go in the bag for life, Callie getting practice feeding and changing the baby, Kyle setting up the ring light for all the content she’ll be filming. It’ll be like Hollywood Studios in that maternity ward.

 

[YOLO86]

I thought nothing could be worse than the nude pics.

Apparently a team of sparks called in sick this morning. They all got the boak after viewing their colleagues wife’s insta.

Meanwhile, in the Onthank Primary staff room, several staff choked on their cuppa as they became more acquainted than they ever imagined with the parents of everyone’s no one’s favourite primary one.

I work in Onthank Primary. This is so true. They have surely made an impact

 

[Curly]

I had a dream last night where I met the full family out in the street and befriended them Kyle was pushing a big blue pram, the weans were manly. Aimee had no bra on and the baby was a wee boy called zorro
Had to do a quick check this morning to see if any was true

 

[Amanda90]

Hahahaha this thread is absolutely hilarious just now. I’m loving it!! The thought of her finger blasting herself with his baby batter is enough to put me off my dinner.
As for knowing people myself and a close friend realised we both comment on this thread. Shout out to her, you know who you are. We have such a laugh about this absolute idiot.
Another thing… truffles for a hospital bag what does she think she is going, Stobo Castle?

 

[Curly]

Only reason she hasn’t revealed the name before now is because she was waiting on the delivery of balloons
Is this what life is now? Fucking balloon displays to tell strangers on an app the name of your newborn

 

[soupmodel]

Possible baby names:

Omlette
AD
Breville
Whopper
Costa
Aldi
Fresh
Macaroni
Biscoff
Asda
Claire's
Butternut
Gaviscon
Giveaway

 

[mamamac11]

Anyone remember the pups?? thought you might like an up date