where’s @Walnutss when you need her?
bravo, bravo 
I thought I'd throw together a very rubbish recap as no doubt Aimee has lots of new followers and now tattlers after her networking in London
- Aimee is still a manky bastard that has hair extensions and admitted that she hadn't washed her hair in a week
- Much to the dismay of tattlers, she's still trying and failing to make Callie happen
- She recently remembered that she has two sons and even took a pic of them, it was their first pic deemed "instaworthy"
- Her house is up for sale, not sold yet and they aren't living in it
- She is still living at the mother in laws during their renovations, even though she has a perfectly good house of her own lying empty.
- No one knows why she has moved out of her own house but we all suspect it's so she can have daytime naps, wear pjs all day, do even less than usual and still avoid the school run all while professing to be a stay at home mum. Taking that too bleeping literally Shaimee, you're still allowed to leave your home for your kids
- Cupboard bleep has been upgraded to dick in a den (thanks to @Whats the 411 for the upgraded name) but no one has seen him for a while. Maybe grounded after breaking curfew seeing batman with his pals.
- Aimee let Ddug loose on her face. Big mistake. Word on the street is that Ddug is now offering a free tetanus with all aesthetics... it'll be needed
- The usual excellent tattle detective skills found out that Kyle's brother is currently in prison, but Aimee still managed to make that horrible time for everyone about her.
- Aimee went to London to outstay her welcome with moneymum who made it clear she couldn't be arsed with her... not as much as Mr Moneymum who was a meme waiting to happen
- Aimee stayed an extra day so she didnt miss out on a lunch with another random because it's not like she had any responsibilities to get home too
- She's still completely lost, playing at being an adult and missing the mark completely. Any sympathy previous had has long run out... like her favourite vanilla syrup that she refused to buy for herself because she's a selfish cow.
I thought I'd throw together a very rubbish recap as no doubt Aimee has lots of new followers and now tattlers after her networking in London
- Aimee is still a manky bastard that has hair extensions and admitted that she hadn't washed her hair in a week
- Much to the dismay of tattlers, she's still trying and failing to make Callie happen
- She recently remembered that she has two sons and even took a pic of them, it was their first pic deemed "instaworthy"
- Her house is up for sale, not sold yet and they aren't living in it
- She is still living at the mother in laws during their renovations, even though she has a perfectly good house of her own lying empty.
- No one knows why she has moved out of her own house but we all suspect it's so she can have daytime naps, wear pjs all day, do even less than usual and still avoid the school run all while professing to be a stay at home mum. Taking that too bleeping literally Shaimee, you're still allowed to leave your home for your kids
- Cupboard bleep has been upgraded to dick in a den (thanks to @Whats the 411 for the upgraded name) but no one has seen him for a while. Maybe grounded after breaking curfew seeing batman with his pals.
- Aimee let Ddug loose on her face. Big mistake. Word on the street is that Ddug is now offering a free tetanus with all aesthetics... it'll be needed
- The usual excellent tattle detective skills found out that Kyle's brother is currently in prison, but Aimee still managed to make that horrible time for everyone about her.
- Aimee went to London to outstay her welcome with moneymum who made it clear she couldn't be arsed with her... not as much as Mr Moneymum who was a meme waiting to happen
- Aimee stayed an extra day so she didnt miss out on a lunch with another random because it's not like she had any responsibilities to get home too
- She's still completely lost, playing at being an adult and missing the mark completely. Any sympathy previous had has long run out... like her favourite vanilla syrup that she refused to buy for herself because she's a selfish cow.
Oh my gooness, congrats my lovely, hope you have a balloon arch up to celebrate this milestone you clearly manifested!!
This is fantasticI thought I'd throw together a very rubbish recap as no doubt Aimee has lots of new followers and now tattlers after her networking in London
- Aimee is still a manky bastard that has hair extensions and admitted that she hadn't washed her hair in a week
- Much to the dismay of tattlers, she's still trying and failing to make Callie happen
- She recently remembered that she has two sons and even took a pic of them, it was their first pic deemed "instaworthy"
- Her house is up for sale, not sold yet and they aren't living in it
- She is still living at the mother in laws during their renovations, even though she has a perfectly good house of her own lying empty.
- No one knows why she has moved out of her own house but we all suspect it's so she can have daytime naps, wear pjs all day, do even less than usual and still avoid the school run all while professing to be a stay at home mum. Taking that too bleeping literally Shaimee, you're still allowed to leave your home for your kids
- Cupboard bleep has been upgraded to dick in a den (thanks to @Whats the 411 for the upgraded name) but no one has seen him for a while. Maybe grounded after breaking curfew seeing batman with his pals.
- Aimee let Ddug loose on her face. Big mistake. Word on the street is that Ddug is now offering a free tetanus with all aesthetics... it'll be needed
- The usual excellent tattle detective skills found out that Kyle's brother is currently in prison, but Aimee still managed to make that horrible time for everyone about her.
- Aimee went to London to outstay her welcome with moneymum who made it clear she couldn't be arsed with her... not as much as Mr Moneymum who was a meme waiting to happen
- Aimee stayed an extra day so she didnt miss out on a lunch with another random because it's not like she had any responsibilities to get home too
- She's still completely lost, playing at being an adult and missing the mark completely. Any sympathy previous had has long run out... like her favourite vanilla syrup that she refused to buy for herself because she's a selfish cow.
a meme waiting to happen his face looking at her from the other sofa 
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
They constantly eat out, have inappropriate meals for toddlers, or eat junk at all hours of the day. The wee one was on the happy meals at 6 months. They're going to be big heifers just like their mother. I see the first week at WW is going well...why make a story about returning to fat club then post stories all week eating cakes and slurping calorie laden coffees??
duck off Aimee. Cant take the kids to soft play at the weekends but if princess wants she gets during the week when he brothers are at school.“Hewwwwwoooooooooooooooo Instaaaaaagwaaaaaammm!! Want to see my magic trick?”
*please let it be she disappears, please let it be she disappears.
no such luck. So she 100% just took that wee girl in her Jammie’s to the soft play and got her changed in the car park didn’t she. Lather rinse repeat Aimee still looking like a bag of shite but it’s okay she’s away to “work” on her iPad
I'm howling at her sitting in soft play with her laptop trying desperately to project this image of hardworking, busy mum. SURELY she has housewife stuff to do? Washing, cleaning, dog walking, food prep, food shop etc etc. I'd LOVE to have the time to get all that done effectively. She's made an active choice to be a housewife yet she does absolutely duck all.
