Thesocialmama.xo #14 Social mama can’t find her thing, botched lips sting & she is constantly ming…

[Mysteryy]

I thought I'd throw together a very rubbish recap as no doubt Aimee has lots of new followers and now tattlers after her networking in London

- Aimee is still a manky bastard that has hair extensions and admitted that she hadn't washed her hair in a week
- Much to the dismay of tattlers, she's still trying and failing to make Callie happen
- She recently remembered that she has two sons and even took a pic of them, it was their first pic deemed "instaworthy"
- Her house is up for sale, not sold yet and they aren't living in it
- She is still living at the mother in laws during their renovations, even though she has a perfectly good house of her own lying empty.
- No one knows why she has moved out of her own house but we all suspect it's so she can have daytime naps, wear pjs all day, do even less than usual and still avoid the school run all while professing to be a stay at home mum. Taking that too fucking literally Shaimee, you're still allowed to leave your home for your kids
- Cupboard cunt has been upgraded to dick in a den (thanks to @Whats the 411 for the upgraded name) but no one has seen him for a while. Maybe grounded after breaking curfew seeing batman with his pals.
- Aimee let Ddug loose on her face. Big mistake. Word on the street is that Ddug is now offering a free tetanus with all aesthetics... it'll be needed
- The usual excellent tattle detective skills found out that Kyle's brother is currently in prison, but Aimee still managed to make that horrible time for everyone about her.
- Aimee went to London to outstay her welcome with moneymum who made it clear she couldn't be arsed with her... not as much as Mr Moneymum who was a meme waiting to happen
- Aimee stayed an extra day so she didnt miss out on a lunch with another random because it's not like she had any responsibilities to get home too
- She's still completely lost, playing at being an adult and missing the mark completely. Any sympathy previous had has long run out... like her favourite vanilla syrup that she refused to buy for herself because she's a selfish cow.

 

[Fandan]

Wow... check your priviledge Aimee... Moaning like a torn faced wee boot because your family wanted a McDonalds and you wanted a different takeaway and all you have had to eat is a Greggs. Meanwhile, in the actual real world, there will be families worried sick about how to feed their kids with the rising costs of living. Even more so in school holidays. Some kids whos only decent meal is a free school dinner. Grow up you stupid, self obessed idiot!

This really pissed me off.
We do alright and are more than comfortable, donate to the foodbank every week, support some local charities etc… but we watched that panorama show on the cost of living crisis and it absolutely broke my heart. A nurse working 3 days a week because of childcare costs, no car or buses for her and her kids, her neighbour brought in what she could spare for them to eat if she had extra and vice versa and then how she had £7 to last them 10 days. I said to my other half I’d love to send that woman a bloody gift card for herself as it broke my heart hearing that so many people are in the same position. So many people who actually work hard as well and are just in a difficult position through no fault of their own.

Then you have Shaimee, who does fuck all, brings fuck all to society except more kids, constantly moaning about how shite she feels, her “glow ups” and then moaning that she didn’t want to spend £17 on a takeaway for herself whilst telling her husband to ram what he was thoughtful enough to buy her?
Yet still wouldn’t spend money on the one present her wee boy asked for for his birthday!

Someone needs to hack her instagram so she can’t get back into it. She’s a fucking disgrace. Read the room you spoiled cretin.

Had to get that off my chest. Soz for the rant Tricia’s.

 

[wossupwithagossip]

Swallowed my contraception extra fast this morning after watching those stories with the little attention seeker

“Hewwwwwoooooooooooooooo Instaaaaaagwaaaaaammm!! Want to see my magic trick?”

*please let it be she disappears, please let it be she disappears.

no such luck. So she 100% just took that wee girl in her Jammie’s to the soft play and got her changed in the car park didn’t she. Lather rinse repeat Aimee still looking like a bag of shite but it’s okay she’s away to “work” on her iPad fuck off Aimee. Cant take the kids to soft play at the weekends but if princess wants she gets during the week when he brothers are at school.

 

[Mysteryy]

Well well well...

She has certainly managed to prove us all wrong. We never believed that she'd make it as an instagrammer. Scoffed at her manifesting a new career. Laughed at her doing admin at soft play. She has shown us that her 20 manic stories a day featuring Callie have paid off.

Not only has Aimee stood in as a last minute stand by to cut a ribbon at New Look in Braehead to a lacklustre reception of 2 people that looked bewildered, she has now been gifted the much coveted, much talked about and very exclusive... Tim Hortons bagel and latte. That's not all Tricias, she has also been given free cookies doughnuts that she'll probably only share with Callie while the two poor forgotten children look on while Kaiden makes the dinner.

She sure showed us.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Have I missed something? She moved out of her house for no reason, to stay in a building site with free babysitting and a coffee button, but has done nothing but moan about mess and lack of storage, despite the fact there is no more mess than usual, and at any point they could have moved back to their own actual house filled with their own actual furniture.

And now, rather than bring their own furniture to where they are living, she’s buying second hand flatpack furniture for hundreds of pounds, which she doesn’t now like cos there’s a whisker difference in size and shade? Who buys second hand anything expecting perfection?! Who buys ‘make do’ furniture instead of ‘making do’ with stuff they ALREADY OWN?

Some poor sap has messaged her to say it’s different styles of drawers, but it’s not, it really isn’t. Both are hemnes, neither are koppang, the sizes are different on them, and the kpppang doesn’t have a bottom bar. God help me for being so well acquainted with ikea furniture, but there you go. My specialist subject on mastermind would be the life and times of Swedish household storage - special interest Kallax.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

thread title suggestion. Aimee the Squatter, it's lunchtime before she even dresses her daughter.

 

[Clementine]

Aimee’s ideal setup.

 

[Whats the 411]

Pretty sure she also said you had to dismantle it all yourself imagine going to someone’s house to pick up furniture you’ve just bought and you need to bring your fucking toolkit and take it all apart yourself

“any chance you could pick my kiddies up from school on your way over”

 

[esstee]

Wow... check your priviledge Aimee... Moaning like a torn faced wee boot because your family wanted a McDonalds and you wanted a different takeaway and all you have had to eat is a Greggs. Meanwhile, in the actual real world, there will be families worried sick about how to feed their kids with the rising costs of living. Even more so in school holidays. Some kids whos only decent meal is a free school dinner. Grow up you stupid, self obessed idiot!

 

[Clementine]

What does her husband work as?

Full time mug.

 

[monthetricias2]

Aimee when your engagement is higher on here than Instagram it’s time to give it up buddy

 

[Tricia Doll]

So fucking tempted to alert the SSPCA. This is utterly disgraceful.

The way she keeps saying that the mix is 'a thing' she knew exactly what she was doing. Poor poor Ruby. I actually despise the daft cow more than ever now. This is beyond the worst thing she's ever done. Why was that wee bitch not neutered? A dog owner knows when they are in heat. She would have known the dogs were mating. This is a pure schemey trampy plan they've come up with to make money. Fuck you Aimee you utter cunt of a lassie.

 

[TalkOfTheGram]

It’s the way she is going about tierdness after saying she stayed up half the night watching tv ? Well it’s obviously that she is so thick

Also I still can’t get my head around the whole house thing , like she gave up a really nice house right next to the kids school and nursery for what reason? Really what was the hurry it wasn’t massive but really let’s be honest for them the size is fine doesn’t know how good she has it tbh! Just seen crazy she is doing all the school run travel fo no reason and I bet they miss school loads now

I think it comes down to the fact that she believes she's hard done by. Doesn't have the childcare or the time to get a job. But moves further away from the school and never sends her daughter to nursery. Has a 3 bed house and 3 kids but desperately wants a 4th, got the idea in her head she needed to move immediately and when things didn't go as planned she still had to be out that house because she still wanted a new one.
She doesn't know she's born, lazing about in bed until 10am some mornings when the kids have school, staying up half the night watching tv and complaining she's tired, buying furniture she doesn't need only to complain all day about it and then sell it on again. Can you imagine if she was a single mother to her 3 "kiddies" and had to take whatever house the council offered her. Which will be the reality for many of her followers. I'm not saying someone can't have a moan about their life because someone else somewhere has it harder, but so many of her issues and problems are self made and then she does nothing to resolve them or even slightly improve them. It's madness.

 

[buymealatte]

“Hewwwwwoooooooooooooooo Instaaaaaagwaaaaaammm!! Want to see my magic trick?”

*please let it be she disappears, please let it be she disappears.

no such luck. So she 100% just took that wee girl in her Jammie’s to the soft play and got her changed in the car park didn’t she. Lather rinse repeat Aimee still looking like a bag of shite but it’s okay she’s away to “work” on her iPad fuck off Aimee. Cant take the kids to soft play at the weekends but if princess wants she gets during the week when he brothers are at school.

 

[skratcha]

Imagine being gallus or daft enough to talk about your mother in law doing your washing WHEN SHE GETS HOME FROM WORK and not being ashamed when you’re a grown woman… who has no job.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Ah ken it’s a sin that the poor wee boys missed oot again but ah actually think the papa played a blinder there. If ah hud tae listen tae Aimee and Callie aw day ah’d sever ma ain ears aff so packing them aff for the night wis ah genius move fae him. Well played Big Man.

 

[Whats the 411]

Moves a pair of heels she wore once 8 years ago but leaves the furniture shes now buying second hand. Make it make sense.

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

She’s so fucking rude

Next time she cries about trolls I hope that someone messages her telling her to “feel free just to move on from it”.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Roll on that wee brat being at school and not being around all day gurning into the phone at us! Aimee will ge preggars again by then and become a new born mommy blogger - the announcement will be one filled with rainbow balloons and captions about how this baby has saved her after her miscarriage. Then she will be sharing all the insight that nobody has before like ‘what I pack in my baby bag’ ‘how to wean your child’ ‍‍
Callie will become the BEST big sister ever and the boys will continue to be an inconvenience to her. Oh and she will still be lounging about her in-laws house so she doesn’t have to lift a finger.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Maybe she’s working on a content plan, like a Proper Blogger?

Core content - describe what you’re going to do, update with what you’ve done, and not done, apologise for appearance, apologise for going 2hrs without content, unleash irritating child, cackle, make face, pick spots, chew or drink.

Bonus content - talk about groceries, make basic meal and congratulate self, demonstrate how to press button, go shopping, bopo cliche pics with swinging tlts/double chin, share repetitive detail on salon trips for regular nails, lashes, brows, lips, hair, tan in hope of more freebies.

Growth plan - tag brands you’d like to give you free stuff, tag bigger accounts in the hope they reciprocate, ape the lifestyle of aspirational accounts while seeking validation for very unaspirational lifestyle.

When’s her birthday? I hope somebody makes her a wee sign for her soft play table that says ‘doing a bit of work’ so folks know not to disturb the boss babe while she’s slurping her latte and ‘working’ at soft play.