Theonlygirlinthehouse #4 The only colourful thing in her beige life is her boys colourful language.

[GAC37]

Still can’t believe she chose that floor - it just looks like the cheap laminate we had in our first house in the late 90s . It looks so awful with those units!

 

[petitspois]

I find it really funny when you come across someone who genuinely feels they have a gift at something but who are, in fact, useless.
I know one woman who cooks up strange concoctions and posts it all on insta as if she’s Nigella and the same with Jess. She dresses like the Amish and kits her house out like it’s a GCSE design project.

 

[GAC37]

I find it really funny when you come across someone who genuinely feels they have a gift at something but who are, in fact, useless.
I know one woman who cooks up strange concoctions and posts it all on insta as if she’s Nigella and the same with Jess. She dresses like the Amish and kits her house out like it’s a GCSE design project.

It really does look an unfinished kit doesn’t it? Like one of those balsa wood animal puzzles! It’s awful!!

 

[maytoseptember]

The flooring and the cupboard fronts look like they’re made from planks of dry untreated wood. There’s utilitarian, then there’s that…

 

[hd1234]

Maybe Hugo made the kitchen cupboards at his collage carpentry class and thats why Jess kicked up a fuss about not getting on his course as she needs him to improve his skills to finish it off

 

[GAC37]

It would look so much better with painted cupboards!

 

[RonDonLongLegs]

It would look so much better with painted cupboards!

Even just varnished! They just look like any splash of water or oil is going to stain them, in 6 months time they’re going to look even worse

 

[GAC37]

Having a tiled floor would look better too rather than a bleached out sauna look

 

[creamQueen]

She’s such a pretentious asshole with a tit kitchen!

 

[Abi da Walker]

Those cupboards sticking out either side of the doorways make me feel claustrophobic.

 

[Nannie tea]

It's given 80s my husband works in a timber yard and gets cheep wood vibe

 

[Alansbigplate]

Those cupboards sticking out either side of the doorways make me feel claustrophobic.

It’s really over crowded and cramped looking

 

[petitspois]

The flow and feel (feng schui?) is all out of kilter. The kettle/urn is far to close to the walkway and doorframe and the whole thing should be turned ninety degrees for me.

 

[sadoldtroll]

She really does need to stop with the impulse purchases and spend the money on an interior designer

 

[Mogmog]

That life360 ad shows a lot of personal info like commutes and college names

 

[GAC37]

That life360 ad shows a lot of personal info like commutes and college names

Hate those videos of her hugging the boys - ‘hang on let me just set my phone up to record’

 

[maytoseptember]

That life360 ad shows a lot of personal info like commutes and college names

Wow, you’re right! I guess she’ll sacrifice any amount of privacy for a payday…

 

[Wizzywoo2]

Perhaps if she had brought her boys up better and not them behave the way thay do she would be able to trust them and not have to stalk them 24/7.

 

[creamQueen]

What a coincidence that 3 “scary/serious things happened to each of the boys Just when she needed to advertise an app!

 

[petitspois]

‘Russ would tell me to cry in my own time and we have enough bleeping stuff’.

Maybe Mr bland isn’t quite so passive?