Theonlygirlinthehouse #4 The only colourful thing in her beige life is her boys colourful language.

[sadoldtroll]

“I don’t air my dirty laundry on the internet” except we know about her relationship with her mum, all the details about her break with Russ, Hugo’s diagnosis…. I could go on.
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Hugo is doing 90MPH as I type this, I just know it lol

 

[Abi da Walker]

The hashtag #solongsuckers on her last post entirely sums up what sort of parent she was for that school to deal with. As bad as her child.

 

[petitspois]

I find it really funny when you come across someone who genuinely feels they have a gift at something but who are, in fact, useless.
I know one woman who cooks up strange concoctions and posts it all on insta as if she’s Nigella and the same with Jess. She dresses like the Amish and kits her house out like it’s a GCSE design project.

 

[Lotty16817]

Its such a transparent dig at her mum and shows her to be
nasty. Her mum was right there when she broke up with Russ and lent her the cash for the beach hut. Doesn’t deserve a swipe like that even if Jess does think the fall out is all her mums fault.

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

Another story having a dig at the dad, despite him providing the car via his business or something like that. She’s disappointed it took 5 days and arguments before she had to inevitably step in to sort and pay for the insurance - for her poor hard done by bratty child to get his car. I’m sorry, I know we’ve all already said this, but it’s a privilege not a right to have a car when you’re a teen who’s only just passed their test and contributing nada to said vehicle.

It would have done him good to wait to get a car. In life not everything is handed to you on a plate Hugo, not that you’d know about that as your mother does everything for you. Including making excuses for your behaviour.

 

[petitspois]

Russ always looks like it’s a hostage situation.

 

[Hinchmequick]

Her most recent story "suit shopping with this dude..."
His response "what the f##k are you doing"
What a charming child If he was mine he'd be straight back in the car before he could say firecracker.

 

[Helmac79]

Delightful. The ears are def from Jess' side of the family.
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I'd be so annoyed if I was one of the younger boys parents. Couldn't the firecracker not rein it in for literally one photo

 

[maytoseptember]

Facebook marketplace my arse. There’s no way she manages to get so much high end designer stuff at a tiny fraction of the RRP. My FB marketplace is full of people selling manky stuff that “needs a clean”.

 

[B_ee]

What a pretentious twat!

 

[maytoseptember]

Is semi-retired not working part-time?

Yes, but “semi-retired” gives an air of “I don’t work full time because I have so much money I don’t need to”.

So you can imagine why Jess prefers it

 

[Crazymum]

the latest grid post…
The friends look like a lovely bunch of lads

I thought the same. I also think H has such a sinister look about him. I know we all love our kids but she really thinks he’s the messiah.

 

[Crazymum]

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This cannot be from facebook marketplace surely?? My local pages are filled with ikea kallax units and billy bookcases!

I swear she lies where she gets all her expensive stuff. God knows what she’s paid for it then £50 to have it delivered from London. She’s so flashy , so dull and wastes so much money .

 

[Sundaysunday]

Tit for tat - I’d rather listen to petrol mowers than listen to her sweary boys playing football or doing whatever they do in the garden.

Maybe the neighbour is giving payback for all the noise/swearing he has had to put up with from her angels

 

[GAC37]

Wtf is she wearing? Is she going on a fishing trawler?

 

[maytoseptember]

Imagine getting some #kindlygifted butter out of that post. Hope that was worth airing all your dirty laundry for, Jess!

 

[skyehigh]

I wouldn't let a teenager (?) whose just passed their test pick up my child from school.

 

[creamQueen]

What makes someone think ‘I’m going to film myself putting Quality Street in a jar”?

And then speaking like a chav teen “fucking innit” !! Ok Jess ur such a pretentious asshole who will never be down with your kids because you’re heads so far up your own arse

 

[Lotty16817]

So she applied for one college and course. Its oversubscribed, already started and she hadn’t heard so chased and he doesn’t have a place. She says she hasn’t done enough, correct! Also for H who is a nightmare and has had to wait and they need to find a job. She’s pure chaos. Maybe stop flogging on insta and look after your kids
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Also fancy taking a picture of you crying just to post on insta. 100% your fault Jess and pure narcissism taking a picture for the gram.

 

[petitspois]

Bet H's teachers got hammered the night he left, all sitting around, doing impressions of her in meetings.