Thelifeofclaire_ #2

[hereforthetea03]

There are only two birthing suites at Calvary… it’s more a 50/50 chance than a beautiful fact

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That is hilarious, let’s not let the facts get in the way of our fairytale story though…random comment but if you’re at the stage where your waters have broken and you’re squatting through contractions, why do you still have pants on?? Unless you’re posing for the gram of course…

 

[hereforthetea03]

Why is she buying her baby size 1 clothes when he’s probably still fitting in size 00?
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Is her sister in the police too? You can see what primary school her kids attend in her public profile. Clearly not the sharpest tool in the box!

Krista has demonstrated quite a few times she’s not real switched on with that stuff. She’s got her full name on her profile, which should protect the kids because their last name is different except then she shares their lunchboxes with their name tags clearly on display. She shares them in their school uniforms. She shares their sports teams. She used to (not sure if she still does) give out her own address for local pick up of stuff she sells. And who could forget the time she shared a package from Kmart with her address clearly displayed on the box the whole time. You would think in her line of work she’d be a bit more vigilant.

 

[emmygluewho]

Happy hump day, happy bump day fucking irks me real good. Shut up, you deranged idiot

OR Happy FRIYAY! fuckkkk shutup. You aren't 13 deadshit.

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Her constant in your face posts about how she's pregnant and has babies and is thinking of those that can't when she's awake at 3am because of said babies is fucking disgusting. She's so painfully stuck up.

 

[waitingtobejealous]

Oh man the bagging of the boss on a public insta with over 100k followers got me Hobart is a small place and TASPOL is even smaller so it will 100% get back to the boss!

Although, she must actually have been sick, her toxic positivity facade dropped there for a second!!

 

[youdontevenknowme]

Her baby hasn’t gained weight since October and neither she or health professionals are concerned

 

[berry]

letting everyone know she has a thread on here is not super smart. people would be reading now and know all the details she tries to keep quiet. whoops.

 

[kmartplate]

Least exciting influencer birth ever. I mean I hope he arrives healthily but we already know it’s a boy and there is literally nothing else we will find out about him so…. who cares?

 

[hereforthetea03]

I meant to add too, after seeing her in person yesterday I have to say insta is really doing her no justice. She looks beyond gaunt, her skin is dull and grey, her hair is limp and stringy and she somehow seems to have even less of it than usual. Quite literally a walking corpse.
Which then got me thinking, who else gets the impression that she’s probably been told to scale back the ridiculous workouts so to compensate she’s cut her calories under the guise of still not being over the gastro?

 

[notspon]

saying the 1yo is at "school" shits me

 

[doofus_picklebrains]

So Krista has had her brows done by Alex. I think they look significantly better than Claire’s. Thoughts?

I actually thought this was a really nice look for Krista. She’s not really into makeup/lashes/brows like Claire and I thought it feminized her face in a nice way.

I must admit though, I’m pretty jealous that they get these nice things gifted. I certainly can’t afford to go to Alex, let alone even get my eyebrows waxed

 

[hereforthetea03]

I have a teenage daughter who wears outfits like this and looks delightful. Fashion, even the ridiculous kind, is amazing when worn by the youth and beauty of the day. Claire is neither of these things. It’s time for her to dress for the body she has and the age she is. I’m not saying that it’s time for the mumus and homypeds, but sis - this ain’t it.

I dunno, those podiatry shoes she’s been peddling lately give me serious homyped vibes

 

[Firsttimeposter87]

****eating disorder trigger warning****

If I didn’t know her and just clicked to watch her stories I would think 1. She has an undiagnosed ED or 2. She is in treatment for an ED.

She looks skeletal.

 

[hereforthetea03]

What a great idea! You should totally eat expired food when you are 39/40 weeks pregnant. It will be fun to be shit yourself into labour.

My hunch is she got induced on Thursday night and the baby has already been born and she’s either home already or had that bought into the hospital for her. Still 100% gross regardless! It’s either that or I’m completely wrong and we’ll all get another essay later tonight about how people shouldn’t assume she’s in labour etc just because she’s not on insta. Because she couldn’t have just easily addressed the absence in that 30 seconds to camera instead of telling us about eating her bowl of freezer salmonella
That will be in addition to the eye rolling she’ll do about all the DM’s she got about eating the spaghetti because I can’t see people letting that one slide.

 

[hereforthetea03]

My first two were spaced 2 under two (20 months apart..not 13 ) I can guarantee you she is currently running on adrenaline and getting by because the partner is still on leave and the newborn is still in the sleepy phase. Give it a month…girl is going to be TIRED!!
I predict Houston will be doing lots of extra day care days and time and grandmas and unfortunately winter newborn isn’t great timing for daycare sickness being brought home and shared
She is smug as fuck right now, but it is all about to come back and slap her in the face when she hits reality soon

Unfortunately it will come as a very rude shock to Claire but the hardest time with kids that close in age isn’t the newborn phase. Wait for the 18 month sleep regression to hit with the eldest. Wait until he brings home the next bug from daycare and everyone gets it and she’s caring for two sick kids who won’t sleep while also being sick herself. Wait until the baby is a few months old and starts solids and the two kids are on completely different eating/sleeping schedules so she’s doing nothing but preparing food and feeding all day, especially if she’s breastfeeding and not pumping. Love to see how she’s going to find time to just stop in at Kmart or grab a coffee in the middle of all that. Cannot wait to see it all crumble around her.

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Uh. Well. It certainly takes the attention away from the hair 🫣

Fuck me it looks like two caterpillars have taken up residence on her face.

 

[savefloss]

How does anyone put up with this cow? That is just exactly as you said passive aggressive. She could have either ignored the question or just answered it.

I think there is a reason that we never see or hear about socialising with friends or mothers group..

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Wtf so the kid's almost not measuring on the charts for his age and no one is concerned?! I don't believe that for a minute - there's that toxic positivity again.

 

[Bonniemeg]

Honestly who posts photos like these to a public IG and thinks they look good or think it’s helpful/interesting. I will never understand

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Sponge cake. Boring, bland ass sponge cake. As beige and tasteless as Claire herself......too rich for her poor delicate little (emphasis on little because *look how tiny I am*) tummy. This woman grinds my gears more than the Kearnts some days!