Thehousethatblackbuilt

[WeLoveTea]

“budget friendly option” meaning, waiting to see what poor deluded company will pander to her begging so she doesn’t have to fork out full price for anything… didn’t she say they’re in a better position moneywise ??

no wonder this reno is taking so long while she’s busy waiting for brands to do up her house for her…

 

[ellobird]

I’m so confused by the name, it doesn’t even sound right with his surname. One thing we did with our kids names was say them out loud in full imagining it being read out off a list, or being introduced etc. Really missed the mark with this, so many other lovely names they could have chosen.

 

[littlemisssocial]

Those wardrobes remind me of the ones you get in a chalet when your in butlins I keep waiting for her to say she’s painting them and then remember the effort she went to for that exact look, 90s wood. With a white dresser and vein marble, this house just isn’t coming together for me it all feels mish mashed and bland I miss the old house

 

[daisydee444]

I’m sorry but what is that advert for the baby carrier about! How cringe

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I just went to have a look if Chelsea still loves herself.
Short answer, yes, she does.
Also, that’s some unfortunate creasing on her trousers. Looking like she’s got a little hard on. Bless.

 

[watermelondoughnuts]

So did she just basically get a dog so she can have a puppy bath..?

Also... Do you even like your dog Chels? You moan about the poor bugger a lot..

 

[ChristinaM]

I guess she reads Tattle...

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

WHAT is she doing?!

 

[Keep Smiling]

The dressing room looks like your Nan’s caravan with those wardrobes and the cafe curtains. I can’t understand why it’s her favourite room it just looks depressing!

 

[FrannyGallops]

The new kitchen just reminds me of a hotel wardrobe 🫠

Yep, it looks like a fitted wardrobe. I wonder if it will have those sliding mirrored doors as well so she can eye fuck herself every time she goes in to make a cup of tea.

 

[Molly1cat]

I’m sorry but this house is just awful . I think they totally regret buying it as it’s just too much ongoing work especially now they have the baby . And water in the cellar !!! What a nightmare definitely not their best purchase

 

[ChristinaM]

Was she ranting about them? I don’t follow her, so didn’t see it.

No, from what I gather they are friendly.
The new account, from their stories, you can see Chelsea's not so great paintwork, diy shortcuts etc (things that were obviously heavily edited from angles on her grid at the time).
Which is totally fine, we all do it - my own painting is shocking... but then we're all not trying to sell ourselves as interior design experts and no doubt charging a fortune for it.
The new account isn't being disparaging about Chelsea but there are certain things she puts up that make me chuckle.. and show you the reality of Chelsea's old house.

 

[Hanna21]

We have a pregnancy announcement. Lovely news for them but utter cringe at the accompanying reel.

Total cringe! Babies are lovely news but either that kid will never see a primary colour or we’ll get tons of reels on how to hide away the bright plastic tat
I hope they get all the house sorted before the little one arrives

 

[slightly disheveled]

I'm all for wearing whatever you want, but fucksake, it feels like I've seen more of her pregnant belly than I saw of my own

 

[RVAWAS]

I do genuinely think she regrets this house. She's been there for over a year and still has no idea how she wants the bathroom to be (both ideas are bad and a terrible use of space btw....), and no real furniture either- embarrassing really.

It has clearly not turned into the aesthetically pleasing period property dream she was talking about.

 

[stormsilver]

Il admit I like the colours she uses in her house and her decor style but even I think it’s all just a bit too bland and the exact same thing in every room 🫠🫠
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P.s that dress is fucking awful, especially the fit of it

 

[FrannyGallops]

Intrigued at the garden progress.
So far it’s not looking great. The patio tiles don’t line up with the fire pit tiles so it just looks off!
She’s put huge steps down from the living room but now has to move a gate because next door is allowed access across if needed, but surely if they did require it you’d not expect them to negotiate steps and a fire pit? I’m not sure legally if they have a right of way you’d have to make it sensible access not just to suit your ‘aesthetic’.

You wouldn’t be able to give me a house that had access rights for the neighbours, let alone entice me to buy one, however appealing the rest of it is. I rented one years ago and it’s a complete pain in the arse. It’s ok if you have nice neighbours that want to take the bins through occasionally, but if complete arseholes who ‘know their rights’ move in, you’re fucked and heading for a world of pain.

 

[WeLoveTea]

She gloated before that they were in a better position money-wise so… just buy a f***ing sofa!!

 

[RVAWAS]

Can we just take a moment to acknowledge how scummy her house actually looks from the front?

All that Instagram posting is just a facade for the crackden reality? And painting that front door and porch black... a terrible decision and clearly it was JUST to match we IG aesthetic

 

[Hanna21]

Oh so the dress is actually for a wedding. Wow.
talk about trying to upstage the bride