Thehousethatblackbuilt

[grumpycat]

Does she ever stop begging for free stuff? She’s absolutely deplorable and getting worse by the day. Almost every single story she posts is like “oh I need such and such” then starts posting pics of what she wants and tagging companies in them. No shame and yes her grid is aesthetically pleasing but her house is so boring and devoid of personality, it’s tragic.

esp for a flippin laptop case. I actually liked her a while back but I find her insufferable now. Wonder if she’ll be doing her accounts on the laptop that needs to to inside her soon to be gifted laptop case 🥱

Her husband is equally as annoying -one of my pet hates is people who buy things that are hard to get hold of to literally flip them for money. He had yeezys that turned up the day after a raffle (my husband got some) and she was already flogging them. Tasteless af.

 

[Compassionately_judging]

Being upfront about not having qualifications, then offering "services that people are asking her about "

I love her style and she has great vision but it will be interesting to see how she puts colours and livable environments together (people who have kids for example )

 

[Lottieloubert]

Why does she do polls just to act like she was always gonna choose the less voted anyway

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Can’t believe the amount of money they’re spending on the house and garden - and the landscaping is going to leave them with different sized rectangles filled with the least child friendly material possible

And a fire pit.

 

[Keep Smiling]

The only nickname I can think of would be Tobes/Toby??

She said that’s what they’ve been using. Tobes! Why not call him Toby then if you’re not using the name you r given him.

 

[ttg111]

I’m sorry but what is that advert for the baby carrier about! How cringe

That carrier is £679.

 

[Compassionately_judging]

That story she shared of someone messaging her with their support so she can afford the marble fireplace is embarrassing.

She said they have saved enough for the renos so why play the poverty card for an over priced fire surround. Ridiculous

 

[YahBasic]

But that’s like calling a baby Summer when it’s born in Winter. Makes no sense!
October is a ridiculous name though. I thought it was a typo and she was stating when he was born. Poor sod she has such delusions of grandeur. Everyone saying how wonderful must be lying

The month is named after the name though, so I’ve always disassociated a child called that name from the month or season they were born.

Same with April & May, as they are commonly enough used for children not born then.

October is just too out there, although I suppose for someone who makes Halloween and “as black as my soul” her entire personality, it wasn’t too much of a stretch.

 

[Esbeepea]

Really don't get the granite work top in a dressing room either. It looks like a shit kitchen.

 

[AutumnDays]

She’s making a total mess of the utility room, she should have got a professional kitchen designer to plan it out. Blocking out the beams at the top of the tall units is a mistake I think. It’s all going to look a random mess of cheap wood painted with no proper finishes.

The floor tiles are awful and look wrong with the colour of the walls, the tiles that were there before covering over added character to the room.

 

[Esbeepea]

Her husband's tattoos

 

[FrannyGallops]

Gender reveals are for twats anyway. Nobody cares. Not even the arse lickers in the comments.

I assume it’s going to be one of those beige babies anyway, because she’s not going to allow any colour in her house.

 

[Hanna21]

I see her belly more than I see my own at this point 🫣

 

[Burrito88]

I’m sorry but what is that advert for the baby carrier about! How cringe

She loves herself there

 

[YahBasic]

Driving over 3 hours to take her 1 year old who hates strangers to meet Father Christmas.

Why would you bother?!

 

[ljw274]

I thought she was stupid for being so open about her husbands job in a prison and posting house details, floor plans so it’s easy to find. If she ever has a kid she’ll have to smarten up fairly quickly.

Yikes, I didn’t realise Mr S was a prison officer. She really needs to get savvy quick. I’ve been browsing houses in a similar area and happen to know exactly where she’s brought. Two google searches give Mr S’ full name and the prison

 

[Hanna21]

Yes! A few about it looking like a car park, office smoking area, it’ll flood, stones get dislodged, a minecraft garden

Minecraft garden they’re not wrong


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🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫

 

[Lotty16817]

She’s managed to make a pergola look shit. Looks like a half built climbing frame. Talking about it framing a sunken dining area can she get anymore pretentious. It looks like it serves no purpose, the stones look a mess and it’s totally unfriendly for her son. She cocked up that garden.

 

[Merriboo]

I don’t know too much about joinery/carpentry but I feel like they are changing those IKEA cabinets so much the carpenter could have just build them from mdf cheaper and quicker. I had wardarobes built and could have only got basics wardarobes (which wouldn’t fit the space perfectly) for the same kind of price.

Absolutely! especially since the joiner now needs to remake the washer/dryer cabinet for the new ones

this room is going to be such a squashed dark car crash- its like a horror film I can’t stop watching in despair. The dog doesn’t need the bespoke puppy bath and the room can’t take this layout or drab brown dingy colour scheme.
the mish mash comes from trying to squash too much in - trying to make it a dual purpose utility room and boot room/entrance hall ( it’s the back door but they are using its as the main entrance ) never mind adding the built in dog bath rather than a normal butler sink is ending up with this cluttered closed in mess.

 

[watermelondoughnuts]

She's so fucking BORING.
I was sucked into her old house and I bought a sample pot of her highly pushed paint - steamed milk. It was HIDEOUS!! So grey Mrs Hinch would have written a book about it.
Anyways, so funny how her much loved steamed milk has made way to canvas I AND II... So dull.