Thefatfunnyone #3

[Emsie]

Her daughters, but especially the older one look so unkempt all of the time. Just brush their hair!! Poor girl always looks like she's just woken up

She did it once or twice when she was the BLM spokeswoman but she's forgotten about BLM now and poor old Sophias hair.

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

Can’t do her usually Saturday night live because the day had been heavy but can plug an ad the following morning! Okay Jess... !

 

[You better werk]

People have 'asked her' how does she do it all?
There's 1 adult in that house working, 1 is a SAHP, no different from 99% of the households in the country... Only difference is she has a 'social media career' ()
My husband and I both work full time jobs, I work shifts, weekends, nights etc (hospital) and we still have 2 happy, healthy, CLEAN children and run our house.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Finally doing the girls hair, dumplings, words like pickney (tho ive always known that to mean child?).. convenient innit. Months and months back, she had to follow tutorials on how to do rice and peas man lol. She never has any real conviction and consistency.

 

[Basicbasic]

We called it tattlers. Making money from Blm. Probably pitching black lives matters issues to corporations who want a tick box exercise of saying they're woke. I saw someone called her out on it and then the comment was quickly deleted. BLM training from someone whose only comments on the issue have been that white people should like her e45 ad if they want to stop being racist. Smdh.

This is budget- gate all over again.

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

How cringe is the fact she took her tripod away with her and not only took a photo of her pretending to drink her coffee on the balcony and sat in bed but had a little modelling shoot. Jesus Christ.

This! What a sad little life, Jane!


Again, desperately trying to make Sophia happen - “I’m famous Mummy” Err no you’re not. Mummy’s just using you to make herself some money.
I don’t like to be mean about a child but Sophia just isn’t going to happen. Sorry Jess!

 

[urghmummybloggers]

I wonder if the people who were doing her interview watch her stories?

I don’t think I’d want someone so chaotic working doing my recruitment - it’s the first impression of the company.

Can we also mention how Blanx have sent her teeth whitening - she has the yellowest teeth so if it works I’m legit buying it

 

[urghmummybloggers]

You are trying so hard for that free tea Jess, keep going fam

My girl is PUSHING for that sponsorship “Trevah - take a photo of me sitting with the tea” “I’m a BLM activist toooo”

 

[Gonefishing29]

I think it’s highly likely that she only baths the children once a week, which is just heartbreaking.

I wonder if in real life she struggles with some sort of Undiagnosed mental health condition. Her behaviour is really bizarre, all the different accents she has and bandwagons she jumps on, trying to kid herself and everyone else she has her shit together. Something about her is not right.

 

[Notamummygrammer]

I've realised why she does so many half naked ads ....it's because she never seems to do the one load of washing she put on her to do list every day!!

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

A puppy? Jesus!
The brown jumper is about to get some dog hair stuck to it as well!

 

[KNYE_19]

Fuck me she'd get a room with herself if she could...dont get me wrong, loving yourself is important...but those pouting and tongue sticking out poses are fucking vile.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

She has tiiiiiime to be constantly waffling about this. Are you ok, Jess?

Empty plate this, buffet that.. get off tik tok, grow up, clean your damn house and find some real purpose instead of desperately trying to fill everyones 'plates'.

 

[Opalfruit8]

Genuinely don’t understand why people like Jess think any negativity comes from a place of pain or jealousy?

I’m not in pain. I’m not jealous. She’s just a bellend.

 

[MamaD]

100% this! Somewhere along the lines she’s confused being body positive with not washing, not wearing clean clothes, not eating well or doing any form of physical exercise. Mental health is more than a journal, filming a Tik Tok or getting your boobs out.

This - she preaches so much bullshit about positivity and self care but she looks huge right now, bigger than she did post JJ. She can do whatever she likes but eating like that with little movement isn’t self care.

I don’t get the journals - she’s impulsive and any trend she jumps on, she’s not someone I’d listen to on productivity when she posted half finished to do lists for about a year even though no one asked for them.

the amount of time she spends writing in them, wouldn’t she be better doing things like meal prep and spending time outdoors with her family (without being paid for it)

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Ive seen a black woman on IG turn down offers because she didnt believe in the company, a big opportunity that could have grown her platform but she went with her principles; ads can be annoying but when theyre authentic, you can respect them more. Thats where Jess fails.

 

[Fanaff]

This does not encourage me to buy a coat. Look at the state of her. Ad day clearly didn’t fall anywhere near hair wash day.

 

[urghmummybloggers]

I think it’s to keep up with the image she’s trying to portray that she’s this big shot self employed woman and earns so much her husband doesn’t need to work

Surely there are some Tattler’s who shop in Asda in Kempston who could keep an eye out

 

[TJ90]

She’s vile, they never go anywhere unless it’s gifted. We didn’t have money growing up and my parents didn’t drive but we still had ‘adventures’ in the local park, took two buses to the nearest seaside town etc etc, went to the nearest city on the train to visit museums. Her children miss out on so much.

 

[Serious_Susan]

How cringe is the fact she took her tripod away with her and not only took a photo of her pretending to drink her coffee on the balcony and sat in bed but had a little modelling shoot. Jesus Christ.