Thefatfunnyone #3

[urghmummybloggers]

You should read up on systemic racism. It shouldn't make a difference but sadly it does.

Would you say the same if she had said "woman only run buisness"? That's not saying that men shouldn't succeed but it's recognising how difficult it is as a female. Men (specifically white males) own so many businesses it's not worthy mentioning that it's owned by men. Use the same thought pattern.

I hear your point but I see it as, if she has been a loyal customer for 2 years, why hasn’t she been highlighting and supporting black owned business since then? Why hasn’t she championed black causes and businesses and showed her predominately white following?
I suspect again she does it for clout and to jump on a movement and increase her engagement, not because she wants that woman to succeed

 

[Basicbasic]

Her last ad is actually gross, semi naked with semi naked baby between your legs and using him to advertise fucking cream?!! She really is disgusting. I don't understand why her followers don't see through her deception. Her birthday post was also an eBay ad. She's not desperate for cash because these posts earn her about £1.5k and she posts at least 4-5 a month. There's no need at all to pimp out the kids but she does it for engagement because she knows on her own and without being naked her engagement is very low.

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Trying to 'connect with sofia ' when she's at school via lunch box notes. Wtf, you haven't bothered to connect with her since lockdown began 6 months ago. What 7 year old needs positive affirmations and stress balls. I predict an AD coming up, that's the only time she remembers those poor kids.

Right? I’m sure the bento box will look lovely with mini rolls and fatty food stuffed in it since that’s all I seen that little girl eat. Maybe some of Jess’s #ad bakery stuff. Also hope she’s supported black small independents as well
There is always an agenda with that woman. Oh Jess btw you’ve also forgot to monopolise on Jacob Blake so you better post about it quickly....

 

[Basicbasic]

Jesus Jess how about a notebook to keep track of your lies. You said you had a day off phones to be with the kids, what you meant was the kids were dragged out to earn pennies for mum and dad. And wash day wasn't really wash day was it? It was c'mon kids your being pimped out tomorrow so need to get you looking half decent. She is unbelievable. Have you ever seen her microwave and oven door? absolute filth. A decade worth of filth on her skirting, the same for the baby carrier. Kids tramping around in pjs all day, her storying with yesterday's dinner down her front. That carrier would take 60 secs to clean with a wipe. Getting her kids to flog products she has never ever mentioned. Ffs she is dire.

 

[Basicbasic]

So Sophia and bella LOVE making YouTube videos. Just stop. Stop trying to make them happen and force them into a life of unboxing videos on YouTube. If you are that desperate for cash go get a job.

 

[Emsie]

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Did you “buy” it for Trev though if it’s an ad? Bint
Also “a few of you” = none of you but I want to flog it

Jess. No one asked what you are lying on. We can see your bed and those damn blue sheets. We assumed you were just lying on your mattress with your pillows behind you but I can't believe anyone cared to ask.

 

[Emsie]

Shes beyond boring. Her to do lists are shit... She never completes them poor old Sophia has been waiting months for her mirrors to go up. I accomplish more by 10am than she does all day.

 

[Onecandream]

Even the post AND story about Bella trying to open the door with the key, I feel like it’s just made up for some content. ‘Put the key in the door Bella and look round at mummy for a photo’
Maybe it did happen and Jess happened to be there that second with phone in hand to snap it but when content is all ads, the other stuff seems fabricated. I don’t begrudge anyone getting paid for ads but to me it has to connect with some sort of morals. For example the vitamindproject has so much integrity with what ads she will do, they have to fit the exact ethos of her family 100% She definitely never does all singing all dancing *EXCITING COLABS!!!!* and she advertises with such grace and authenticity which in turn makes me believe in her and trust her content.
As someone also mentioned above, Jess has promoted black businesses for a few weeks but is happy to work with massive white multimillion dollar American companies.
The great boob mug that she’s promoted this morning is from a fab black owned business and she didn’t even mention this (although she did tag)
are you about promoting black owned businesses or not? I love to know when a company is black owned so I can follow, support and share.

 

[Emsie]

My skirting boards are pretty grim right now tbh because I wasn’t home all lockdown and I’m still in the process of getting sorted again but I haven’t got any kids who are likely to be crawling or rolling around like kids do. You can’t live in actual dirt and dust like that with kids. I’ve only been back in the flat two day and it’s driving me mad but I left in a hurry and there is so much to do!


I think it might honestly take years

That's fair enough if you haven't lived at home as you can't do it. No excuse for Jess though when two people are at home!

Crying remember when she founded the BLM movement and started twisting her daughters non Afro hair to appeal to her new black following. NEVER TO BE DONE AGAIN!

I haven't seen her share any BLM content for a while... Just shows that she jumped on the bandwagon. Me and my non influencer friends are still sharing content on social media, still learning, still fighting. Thanks for the 2 minute support Jess.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I had to unfollow her because her dirty self, dirty looking kids and filthy house were making me feel sick. I had a peek, gosh she is a nauseating fucker

 

[Ohwell]

She’s fucked me off so much tonight.

Now she’s sitting down plaiting sophias hair - you tell me when you’ve ever seen that little girls hair cared for? Or maintained?

Never, but now Jess is a BLM activist and local culture vulture - the little girl is having her hair done.

This is so true. That girl never has a comb put through her hair, let alone have plaits & now suddenly she’s plaiting her hair AND putting on her stories for everyone to see. It’s embarrassing

 

[Itsonlyme28]

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Also, as a dog owner I’ll just point out you rarely see a fat person who owns a big dog
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Any need for that comment? I used to have a dog until he sadly got put to sleep and I'm fat. Not at all fat people are lazy just an fyi

 

[Emsie]

Where has she gone? She hasn’t posted in ages. (Ages for her I mean)

She's having a break. Hopefully she will dust her skirting boards.

 

[Fanaff]

Why does she wear that minging old beige jumper for every single ad lately?! Fuck me jess, you even advertised clothes recently. Maybe change your top every so often!

 

[Onceupatime]

Has she gone for good!?

She’s probably just having a break so that no one can see any evidence of her breaking rules to have family over at Christmas

 

[Gonefishing29]

She only takes those kids out the house if she’s being paid.

 

[Onceupatime]

I don’t get why brands want to work with her She always looks dirty or scummy when she puts her ads up. The latest one with lego I thought she looked disgraceful and I certainly wouldn’t NOT buy from a brand who has dirty looking people working for them

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

I know it’s been said before but considering she titles herself “The Fat Funny One” I have never once ever found her even remotely funny. That Shein haul was awful

The only person who finds Jess funny is Jess!

 

[urghmummybloggers]

So she can’t allow her kids to see her mum or her mum to hold her newborn - but she can happily trot off to a hairdresser when it’s illegal for them to operate. Another one of Jess’s shitty choices I see.

Company Director she loves to over egg it. She’s a contractor so therefore she’s set up her own limited company to pay into it and which she pays herself and herself only. It’s a tax loophole

 

[kmja]

The transformation video.. She is literally so full of herself isn't she. Jess we all look better after a scrub, you'd be less surprised if you done it more often.