Thecraftyfox.uk - Victoria Emes

[Notenoughgin]

I think this behaviour is really disturbing and must be damaging to her kids. You don’t whinge and complain about anything this much esp not your own kids and not have it impact on your relationship with them. I think Victoria needs to go on a parenting course ASAP as well as start some therapy. I understood the ‘slummy mummy’ back lash where mums weren’t scared to admit they weren’t all organic hummus and carrot batons snacks and only educational tv - but the level of anger, distaste and resentment for those two little kids raises some massive red flags to me. She made those kids and is raising them (mostly). If she thinks they’re that bad BE A BETTER PARENT!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Awful woman. She doesn’t seem to do as many ads nowadays. Imagine a lot of companies wouldn’t want to be associated with someone so crude.

It’s weird, I feel like all of the Insta mama crew have stopped getting as many ads? It’s interesting as it’s such a new job / concept, but I suspect you can only get a 2-3 stint out of influencing before you *need* to pivot to something else like TV or radio or books. That’s 3 years for your pregnancy & baby, or a 3 year Reno project, fashion may last longer but is inherently ageist so you’re doomed there and all.

We’re certainly a long old way away from the days where the Hoopers asked if any one knows anyone who breathes and before you know if they’ve got a £40k kitchen installed for free

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

How do these people face other mums on the school run after putting out stuff like that for the world to see?! They must be incredibly thick, or arrogant to not feel the slightest shame or embarrassment.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

You may have noticed that similar to you perhaps, I just cannot let things like this Go. Victoria Emes, Rebecca Meldrum, Jessica Avey - it kills me that these people still get brand deals and there seems to be very little consequence for their actions.

Yep the Hoopers are another one - Clemmie is literally a midwife under investigation by the NMC for her racist online conduct, and they wonder why experiences and health outcomes for BAME women are so much worse? It’s abhorrent.

I’m not saying these people need cancelling or shutting away into a box cos that’s not productive, anti racist work is ongoing for everyone and we all need to be called out where appropriate (ideally we call ourselves out first) to learn and grow, but these people are absolutely unapologetic about it. I’m really not surprised that Victoria was a teacher as that profession seems to attract the bizarrest of pig ignorant MC white women for a little earnest urban/poverty safari before they can fuck off back to the shires to work in a private school. Obviously that’s not saying all teachers are like that.

 

[Aliceinblunderland]

And the latest reel - I would empathise if she wasn’t a racist gentrifier but sadly her children are both too young for her to sit reading a book and expect what she’s expecting? She’s setting herself up for failure by making everything a battle, she must be miserable constantly saying no (evidently she is), and they must be miso hearing it. Sadly you can’t have nice things (flowers etc) with kids so you’ve got to plan accordingly, like I don’t have the sofa I want because I don’t want to spend my life fussing or resenting a child for being a child in their own home and ruining it? Similarly with the flowers, either accept they’ll be fucked or plant them in an inaccessible place to kids. Kids this age still need adult led play, not a passive whinging mother. Again I would feel so sorry for her cos it is hard and there’s no manual (although there are tons of brilliant books and groups that she clearly doesn’t want to engage with?) but sadly she’s a racist gentrifier. Lol at her reading queenie tho, maybe she can bust that out instead or boyz in da hood next time she wants to complain about the communities that have lived in her area for decades before she did

She’s recently been mentioning about moving out of London. That’ll be next. I honestly can’t stand these huns who buy a typical family home (although hers was in no way affordable to the average Joe), slap a massive extension on it, sell it for a massive profit then piss off to the country.

And how on earth have they afforded an £120,000 extension anyway? Unless it was all profit from the previous house they extended? Vic can’t be making that much influencing, surely? (KDIL certainly isn’t)… what does Rob do for a living?

 

[Duchesspink]

Victorias sons teacher is going to be delighted when this fuckwit mother who FORGOT TO ENROLE HER DAUGHTER IN SCHOOL, presents them with a book on how to develop skills for dyspraxic and dyslexic kids. like teachers haven’t enough to do.

Hopefully they will hand it back to her and remind her that she can barely function with her kids never mind understand them and cater for their needs.
She needs the book much more than any teacher

 

[Jumbojet1251]

“Moist around the folds” and yet another video of her making an absolute show of herself. Felt sick watching her degrade herself. Imagine selling yourself like that. It’s just hideous. No one knows how this first generation of show offs is going to age but it’s not a boat I want to be in.

 

[Skewbedu]

I can't even with this woman anymore. Basically moaning about school run this morning as it is has inconvenienced just her. She 'works' for herself from home. How many women have that luxury? Her time is her own and yet her kids were at a njrdey potentially 7.45-6pm each day if she wanted according to her story.
That's a long day in childcare for kids that do not need to be. Now O is at school she is already moaning he can't go to breakfast and after school club.
She is just not relatable. So many women have to do this through financial needs etc. She doesn't. Lost all respect for her today and I didn't have much left.

 

[DeloresBawbag]

I don’t understand why she doesn’t change her life if she hates it so much? Get a full time job, pay somebody to do the ‘boring boring boring’ stuff, and try to yield some enjoyment out of her children by changing how their days are? Clearly family domesticity isn’t for her, so why is she a martyr to it?

 

[Gentlemensrelish]

I've got a great suggestion for adult company. It's.... A Job

 

[Gentlemensrelish]

Your style is generic IG maximalism. HTH, hun.

 

[Michelle1984]

Bangs on about gentle parenting but is building an insta career based around slagging off her children to 1000's of people

 

[Penelope Strawberry]

They’re both disgusting pigs. They think talking about this stuff makes them relatable but it just shows them up as a pair of tramps.
Whenever KDIL shows up on my IG in her greying saggy underwear, it makes me want to vomit and now I know she doesn’t wash properly…fucking gross.

Surprisingly, KDIL is actually the one who washes (hence the "fanny flannel" ). Victoria is the one who doesn't, and made some reference to her husband going down on her and finding toilet paper lint, if I remember correctly.

 

[Penelope Strawberry]

I've had to unfollow because I feel so uncomfortable watching her these days. It feels like she's having a full-on meltdown on the Internet and is not in the frame of mind to look after her children - all while her followers cheer her on. Her husband or mum need to step in and do something for the sake of her kids.

 

[Venuslurker]

I know parenting is hard but it's not THAT hard, is it? I mean I know everyone'a situation is different but she acts like she's in the fucking trenches every day.

 

[Skewbedu]

I wonder how her husband feels when she posts to say she can't be bothered to have sex with him? Bet that's a fun time down the pub for him. Is nothing off limits with this tiresome woman.

 

[Duchesspink]

Shes clearly been reading here. She's posted to say that she loves her kids.

Face it Victoria, you're a failed comedian and your comedic parenting isn't working either. It's rather sad to see a woman in her 30s trying to be cool talking about minge and slappers and slags. I dont even think 15yr olds get on like this!
Maybe she might rein in her plasticine face and ridiculous gurning before her kids are old enough to see what a wanker she is

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Absolutely, I wouldn’t call my 2 year old that even to my close friends. I know everyone needs a moan sometimes but she goes too far and it’s literally all she does now.

She reminds me of those performing monkey types of girls at school. The ones who would violate their own standards/boundaries in pursuit of becoming a chosen one by the popular girls. So would over share personal stuff or do things that violated themselves or their boundaries just in the hope of being accepted. It’s really tragic as most of us move beyond this way of socialising at like 15? But she’s putting this content out as the normal mums laugh at it for a few seconds then move on, but she’s being forced to be like this non stop. Gross.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I thought she loathed her kids too, but on her interiors account she’s written ‘this is my little boy’s room’ and it struck me as the most affectionate way I’ve ever heard her address her children.

Maybe the child hating is all part of her gross online persona?

Idk, it makes me feel uncomfortable tbh, she crossed the line between humour and scary a very long time ago. There was a video where she was doing one of those naff cocktails and the kid interrupts her, or she’s tired because of the kid, and you can just see her seething with venom. It’s really uncomfortable when you view that alongside the constant digs.

Don’t understand why these women that monetise their kids hate them so much, without them they’d be back to asking mum and dad for hand outs instead of brands?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Good point that re a three year cycle. Saw earlier that she’s doing the podcast thing with KDIL again.

Idk why they bother tbh, the mum audience they “acquired” back in the day will all have school aged children now so don’t want to hear about fannies and discharge (so sorry to type that out x) & the new mums I know aren’t remotely interested in Insta mama content. It’s pivoted to those educational pages with the informative slides on food / play / education / speech No one cares what kitchen a random off Insta has, it’ll be time for them to all go back to the day jobs soon