the_misfit_maw

[Doodlebug71]

I know I’ve said it before, but it’s the constant outfit posts for me.

Fuck off, you’re 60 love, no one gives a fuck about your shite outfits from Primark.


It’s getting on my tits now so I’ve unfollowed her.
And yes, yes I will stick check her account tomorrow and get irrationally angry over her posts…cos that’s just who I am!!!

Her outfits are mostly years auld should anyone want to replicate it would need to be from charity shops or vinted so aye

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Wtf is that face?! Like is that a medical condition or is that her normal coupon

Dunno hen but I'm dying tae know

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

I take it she is getting those specs for free? Imagine a company asks to "work" with you and you do it as some made up, fucked up character called Janice.
The woman is off her tits.
The way they spunk money on daily costa's, weekends out, meals, designer belts & £25 pj's for an 11 year old child then I'm sure she can afford her own fucking specs.

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

When you think it couldn't get any worse.....
The singing. And I've seen it being re posted. Naw. Just naw. Women is a pure melt.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

oh my god she actually does look like a dwarf. Her daughter isn’t a Bonnie lassie is she. She also comes across like she has some attitude on her.

Yeh she's no a nice wee lassie at all. Sadly moulded that way by her fruitcake maw.

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Why is she paying for all these tests when you can get them on the NHS with her GP. I did.
From recent experience she will only need an endometrial biopsy if she has constant bleeding and they fast track you within weeks.
Estrodial levels fluctuate and the limits vary so are hard to track.
An HCG is a pregnancy test.
FSH is your ability to still produce eggs.
Testosterone - only a private doc can prescribe you this as you won't get it on the NHS.
Hormone Profile?? This is a con.
There is also an NHS Menopause clinic that does all these tests.
My friend is a GP as well as a private menopause consultant and she said this is over the top and not required.

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

Dis he put a bag er her napper during?

Defo folds her like the rusty old deckchair she is, rubber gub facing the other way

 

[I wud like sum tea]

She really never takes a good picture dis she??!?!?!

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Tell me Charlie, was she mad for the eccies back in the day or something? I've never seen someone with a jaw swinging like that since I was at the arches in Glasgow in my twenties

Pishing masel here hen

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

Why do they need to go anywhere other than home after school?
She doesn't need snacks or MacDinner.

 

[Duchesspink]

There is a huge world out there to visit. Sure, revisit a liked spot a few times but go other places too. Its only gran Canaria ffs

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

Those stories about her seeing that medium & she mentioned Keith to her ;

A wan ma dinner
Get me ma dinner
A jus wan ma dinner

Fuck off Mhari/Marie/Hairy Mary, stop screeching into your phone & get a fucking life.
Annoying wee fanny

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Dr Connie needs to take a wee swatch at the maws insta to diagnose the source of lolas headaches.

 

[janiceswig]

She is literally selling her soul for “the gram”

shes fucking vile. That poor child.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Surely someone has to have said something by now?

I think she just loves the attention. Any attention.

 

[Tricia Doll]

Those TS tickets are VIP ones so would be around £600. I can't believe she's sending the Dad! I'd kill for my girl to go but bloody hell if I could afford VIP I would be going with her not sending her dad!

 

[Lilybobtail]

I followed a mothers tale and at first thought she was alright but the more I’m watching her the more annoying I’m finding her and very fake. As for misfit jaw she’s an absolute wax melt

A mother's tale lives in her own bloody world and is so triggering she has 3 kids and just expected to have another now that it's not happening she's devastated! She struggles with the 3 she has and doesn't seem to see how lucky they are with that!

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

I can hear every word you typed ‍‍

I read it in the Janice voice

 

[Mum3boys]

Both I think hen so aye nae debates oan ma post

Your post hen, your rules, we all know the drill

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

What the fuck is dis