The Tim Tracker #87 We paid $2000 and all we got was this lousy haircut

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GrittyFacedBoo

I knew I needed to save my Reddit ban for the right time…just waiting for the notification
 
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Quasimodo

I finally convinced myself to actually watch the vlog long enough to get to the period part. I still can't believe this bitch just nonchalantly throws out she's too incompetent to track her own period (it sounds like he also did this the last time they got pregnant)? She acts like she's some busy bitch who just can't even remember to pay attention to her period, and then gives up on tracking her period because it gives her anxiety? Like WTF, did Dim have to remind her to slap a pad in her undies when he expected her to start menstruating, or does she just waste a whole bunch of underwear cause she stains a pair every month? At least invest in those period panties if you can't be bothered to keep tracking of your menses. Fucking weird-ass couple.

Prediction: One of her grotesquely thin ankles is going to snap at some point.

When I took this screenshot it was 2.7K dislikes, but now it's 2.5K?



Future Ghost said:
Ha! I was trying to find a picture of a sexy hot dog costume and I found this. How to dress up *actual* hot dogs in sexy costumes. This has Tim written all over it.
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If Dim sees this, his erection will last longer than a dose of Viagra.
 
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Bellatrix221

The Tim Tracker #88: Marine Biologist? Nahh I’ll just marry a whale!

Or as @SmokesignallingMrDiabetes said a manatee!

also I stop reading for 3 hours to get some work done and i go from caught up to wayyy behind!
 
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curvybookgirl

“Practice” what practice have you two had?? I’ve watched your videos since before Jackson was born and all I see is someone else raising your child for you!! As a single parent who was lucky to even get pregnant I treasure every moment with my son. I hated needing to leave him with childcare whilst I went to an actual job. You two do not deserve this opportunity to try parenting again!! I’m appalled
 
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Southpaw33

U76 said:
I just realized both of the "We're Pregnant" videos were staged from their bedroom (not the usual sad couch).....it's a really gross choice to nod to the location of the conception.

These two are messed up
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(Honestly I hope this remains a joke.)
 
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Blessyourheart

The how he tracks is what I want to know… it’s so damn bizarre. My husband never had a clue unless I told him. No observational skills. I wouldn’t let Tim track when the lawn people came, must less my period. I wanted to slap her when she seem clueless that she missed her period. The co-dependence is beyond.
 
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2020planner

I know someone briefly mentioned it a few pages back -

BUT the fact that we now know she's, indeed, pregnant and the fact that yesterday's vlog had her (knowingly pregnant) awkwardly avoiding Tim's (the husband who got her pregnant) kiss just makes me know 100% that -

THIS BITCH IS ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY CRAY-CRAY.
 
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scopeyscope

He probably just has a iperiod tracker or something on his phone and when she starts he enters the info and when she ends he does the same so it will tell you when you’re ovulating next and when your next period is due, that’s what I use
 
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mjm9

The Tim Tracker #88: Always Expect The Unexpected!
 
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Blessyourheart

scopeyscope said:
He probably just has a iperiod tracker or something on his phone and when she starts he enters the info and when she ends he does the same so it will tell you when you’re ovulating next and when your next period is due, that’s what I use
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HE has it- not her
 
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Bisoubisou

Wow. I can’t with these two. We all knew that the infertility talk was bullshit, but this just cements it. They are such jokes.

Just wait a little longer from a doctor? No issues. No problem with any bloodwork? No issues. No hesitancy to announce? No issues!

AND the biggest tell of all…when Tim said “ you just have to relax and it will happen.” If they had actually had any issues with getting pregnant, they would know that EVERYONE will say this to you and it is torture hearing it.

I don’t have issues with them announcing this early. Yeah, I guess she’s at a higher risk due to age, but that’s mostly regarding the baby…they have likely opted for the comprehensive genetic testing? I would. But her overall health…I would be concerned with the weight gain and how tough it will be on her body…maybe, just maybe, skip the theme park food and eat nutritious food made at home?

I really wish that they would be truthful about this.
 
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