Home Vloooooooooooooog Time....they really sing it out this time and apparently Jack$on didn't throw a fit?
They have to go the Doctors and then Jenn's Sister is coming over to see the Miracle Baby from a distance.
Tim shows the Prosperity Pig and it's still holding its coins.
Jenn is making mozzarella sticks they appear to be Farm Rich.
They also will setup an outside toy for Jack$on. Tim hopes he will understand how to kick a ball.
Their kitchen is a complete mess.....I find it funny for how much they flex they got a $20 Black and Decker Toaster Oven.
Jack$on apparently just ate lunch, and then they threw more snackies into his tray.
The birthday photo op is still up!
We get footage of Jack$on doing a slam dunk, and then a hard edit and they are inside and Jack$on is inside his prison pen.
Tim finds it amazing how with old pictures babies don't smile because it was taken on film and now you can just take 1000 pictures and only save the 1 with a smiling baby.
Tim says "Where's your white ball Jack$on?" Good thing he didn't pull his pants down.
LOL Jenn tries to hold Jack$on and he tries to push her away and get out of her grasp.
Jack$on does what we all wish we could to do Jenn....he tries to cover her mouth to prevent her from talking.
Tim's eye is super wonky....more so than ever.
We get Tim going through bins trying to find a black light....it doesn't go well....
Tim tries to eat the Hersheys Cookie House...he complains how bland it is...it's also super stale since it's been sitting out on the counter for weeks.
Jenn is busy editing the vlog on the couch.....remember how she berated Tim to set her up an office....and she doesn't even use it.
Tim is attempting to do a push up for every day of the month....We get footage of Tim trying to do 5 push ups...the footage is obviously sped up.
Now since Tim did 5 push ups he eats more of the Cookie House.
Tim talks about the fact his birthday is coming up, and he wants to go somewhere...like going to stay at Disney....It has to be within driving distance...he wants suggestions...
THEY TOOK DOWN THE BIRTHDAY PHOTO OP!
OH NOES SOME OF THE PENNIES FELL OUT OF THEIR WE'RE PROSPEROUS BUT WE WANT TO BE MORE PROPSEROUS PIG.
HARD CUT
Jenn apologizes for the vlog ending awkwardly.
Jenn's Sister brought baby pictures of Jenn...we get to see pictures of Jenn as a small spawn of Satan.
Jenn as a child didn't wear clothes...
We see a picture of Timbo and Ginn getting married at the Court House.
They show two pictures of baby Bandit...
All these "emotional photos" for Jenn only gets a muffled "Yeah" out of Tim.
We get "lost footage" of the Slackers at Wilderness Lodge eating from around Christmas time....this is from when they were #hosted at the Star Wars House.
LOL THEIR DAMN TREE IS STILL UP
Jenn doesn't want to take it down because she "Needs more Christmas"
I'm shocked Timbo didn't make a comment about the tree not being level....I guess he accepted the fact his wonky eye is like .25 millimeters below the other giving the illusion of stuff not being level.
Jenn wants to stay at the Copper Creek Cabins again.
Tim seems shocked that there isn't a Gingerbread House in the Lobby....Didn't they know that Disney said they weren't doing any of the Gingerbread House displays/etc.
They finally made it out to Geyser Point for lunch....
They got the Brisket Dip, Waffles fries for Jack$on, Jenn got edamame, they also got a snack food platter for Jack$on.
Tim also got a Bison Burger, Jenn got the Salmon Salad....I'm shocked she only got 1 entree.
They got 2 brownies and a seasonal pie for dessert.
Apparently the fire alarm went off at Geyser Point so they have to move to find a new place to eat.
Imagine waking up this next to you ever morning....ooof
Tim seems shocked that there was a deer walking around the grounds.
We get a hard cut and the Slackers are back at home.
Tim tells us how much he enjoys burgers. Jenn really liked her salad. They both hated the desserts, I guess they weren't sweet enough for her.
Jenn thinks it's "really cool" that there are holiday themed things to do around the resorts.
LOL they bring up the fact they missed the Time to Help on Friday.
They blame them not getting the video up on time on Jack$on having a "hard day"
Jesus Christ, the amount they
witch for 2 wealthy people who don't have real jobs is insane. Imagine if they were both "working class" parents.