peteykirch
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It's Home Vlog Time...
Jenn can't remember the last time they had one.
Jenn tells us random things that Jack$on loves.
Tim has apparently been teaching Jack$on where his body parts are.
The lighting is an effing disaster. You'd think two vloggers would purposely set their house up for optimal filming purposes.
Also, no surprise the house is a complete mess.
We get footage of Jack$on trying to find random animal toys....remember when they said they wanted privacy and the baby wouldn't be the focal point of their vlogs? Pepperidge Farms remembers!
Jenn sounds like she's complaining that Jack$on is now mobile because she can't strap him into a chair and ignore him for hours at a time.
The Prosperity Pig won't die unlike Jenn's ambition to do anything as it is still holding one penny.
People told Jenn to make sure to take out the tail and legs before you throw the lemon pig into the lake....Tim is confused as to why? Jenn said so the fish don't eat toothpicks.
Jack$on not a fan of Jenn's cooking completely spat out the rotini Timbo was shoving down his mouth.
The Dinner for the Slackers is their Meal Kit Pork Katsu. Jenn says it should take 20-30 minutes, she said it's a like and it always takes at least a hour....maybe if she did some prep and mise en place she wouldn't take DOUBLE THE COOKING ESTIMATE
I'm convinced now that Jenn is always with Timbo in the parks because she doesn't want to change Jack$on as Jenn asked TIm what he was doing and he said "Changing the Little Buddy's Diaper"
She was supposed to the butterfly the pork cutlets, but they look as THICC as DIMS DUMPER
Dim said DINNER WAS DELICIOUS, but he didn't like the rice because plain white rice is too plain for sophisticated palate Timbo.
Jenn is complaining about how difficult it is to fry anything and that she used "50,000 plates"
LOL for dessert they had their Gideon's Cookies, but Timbo apparently already ate both of his cookies.
HOLY CRAP I GOT TWENTYFOUR MINUTES LEFT OF THIS
Tim trying to be funny wrote Gideon's to have a "Cold Cookie Hour"
Apparently Jenn was supposed to be doing the push up a day thing, but she still hasn't started.
Jenn forgot to show us the messy kitchen, but she already cleaned....SO WHY LEAVE IT IN THE VIDEO?
They talk about Jackson sleeping in his swaddle thing. Baby Expert Jenn said she read that there is no safe age for babies to start sleeping with a blanket.
*Insert Excited Miz Gif*
THEY TOOK DOWN THE CHRISTMAS TREE AND IT'S STILL JANUARY
They are in the filming room/Jenn's makeup room....Jenn wants to restart doing the podcasts again....because????
Jenn wants to move around everything around because she likes the background from one angle of the room.
Why they are putting so much effort into anything that will be forgotten in a week is beyond me.
Jenn doesn't know when she'll have time for her channel....she's fishing for people leaving supportive comments about how hard she works.
They don't even do videos everyday anymore....I don't understand what is so difficult.
THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR A DECADE THERE SHOULD BE A MECHANISM IN PLACE AS A GUIDELINE ON HOW TO DO THIS!
Jenn envies people who have good lighting in their house.....WHY DIDN'T THESE TWO LIKE VLOG WHEN THEY WERE BUYING THIS HOUSE TO SEE HOW THINGS WOULD BE? THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING BEFOREHAND!
Jenn wants to move everything tonight, Tim doesn't. She begrudgingly agrees to let Timbo do it tomorrow.
Jenn now shows us what she wants to do to one of the guest bathrooms. She ants to put in a double vanity....This is the same bathroom that she made Tim put in new fixtures and everything that will now need to be taken out. OMFG IT'S INFURIATING!
Jenn wants those fancy backlit mirrors in all the bathrooms. Tim says maybe just our bathroom, but Jenn WANTS IT IN ALL THE BATHROOMS.
They go into a guest bedroom and IT'S A COMPLETE DISASTER. SO MUCH CLUTTER! SOMEONE CALL MARIE KONDO AND GET HER TO ORLANDO STAT!
They have stuff they wanted to give away but forgot to do so.
They also have USPS Mail Bins that they shouldn't have.
Jenn is so confused because she doesn't know what to do with all this stuff that Jack$on outgrew.
I guess it would be easier just to plop out another baby to reuse Jack$ons stuff than to sell/donate anything.
Jenn mocks instagrammers who have clean houses/pantry
Jenn drops the bombshell they are thinking about maybe having another baby.
Tim looks beyond defeated.......he can only utter a dejected "Yeah"
THEY WORK FROM HOME
SINGLE PARENTS DO EVERYTHING MUCH BETTER THAN THESE TWO! LIKE THEY HAVE IT SO EASY BUT YET THEY ACT AS IF THEY ARE FACING THE MOST DIFFICULT SITUATION EVER!
Jenn wants to do more HOME VLOGS!
LOL One of their shelving racks FELL OFF THE WALL IN THE GARAGE
Jenn said Tim was in the garage like 2 minutes before it happened. SHE IS SAYING TIM COULD'VE DIED! THE RACK IS LIKE 4 FEET OFF THE GROUND. TIM IS SIX FEET TALL! HOW WOULD HE HAVE DIED JENN? PLEASE SHOW ME THE PHYSICS!
LOL THEY GOT HOA ANGRY LETTERS BECAUSE THEIR HOUSE IS FILTHY ON THE OUTSIDE AND THEIR MAILBOX ISN'T UP TO CODE!!!
They have so much money....they could hire professionals who can do these oddjobs for them. It's ridiculous how they throw money around on staycations, clothes, and food, but refuse to spend money on something that is tangible and beneficial for them.
Jenn is complaining about living in a HOA community....NO ONE FORCED YOU TO MOVE INTO A DOUBLE GATED PLANNED COMMUNITY! YOU COULD'VE BOUGHT A HOUSE ANYWHERE IN CENTRAL FLORIDA!!!!
Jenn emphasizes she likes her house, and she is excited in WHAT IT COULD BE!
YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR TWO YEARS BABY!
YOU HAD A PANDEMIC TO STAY HOME AND FIX SHIT!
SO MUCH FOR JACK$ON BEING A MIRACLE BABY!!! I THOUGHT THIS BITCH WAS INFERTILE AND AS BARREN AS THE SAHARA?
Jenn can't remember the last time they had one.
Jenn tells us random things that Jack$on loves.
Tim has apparently been teaching Jack$on where his body parts are.
The lighting is an effing disaster. You'd think two vloggers would purposely set their house up for optimal filming purposes.
Also, no surprise the house is a complete mess.
We get footage of Jack$on trying to find random animal toys....remember when they said they wanted privacy and the baby wouldn't be the focal point of their vlogs? Pepperidge Farms remembers!
Jenn sounds like she's complaining that Jack$on is now mobile because she can't strap him into a chair and ignore him for hours at a time.
The Prosperity Pig won't die unlike Jenn's ambition to do anything as it is still holding one penny.
People told Jenn to make sure to take out the tail and legs before you throw the lemon pig into the lake....Tim is confused as to why? Jenn said so the fish don't eat toothpicks.
Jack$on not a fan of Jenn's cooking completely spat out the rotini Timbo was shoving down his mouth.
The Dinner for the Slackers is their Meal Kit Pork Katsu. Jenn says it should take 20-30 minutes, she said it's a like and it always takes at least a hour....maybe if she did some prep and mise en place she wouldn't take DOUBLE THE COOKING ESTIMATE
I'm convinced now that Jenn is always with Timbo in the parks because she doesn't want to change Jack$on as Jenn asked TIm what he was doing and he said "Changing the Little Buddy's Diaper"
She was supposed to the butterfly the pork cutlets, but they look as THICC as DIMS DUMPER
Dim said DINNER WAS DELICIOUS, but he didn't like the rice because plain white rice is too plain for sophisticated palate Timbo.
Jenn is complaining about how difficult it is to fry anything and that she used "50,000 plates"
LOL for dessert they had their Gideon's Cookies, but Timbo apparently already ate both of his cookies.
HOLY CRAP I GOT TWENTYFOUR MINUTES LEFT OF THIS
Tim trying to be funny wrote Gideon's to have a "Cold Cookie Hour"
Apparently Jenn was supposed to be doing the push up a day thing, but she still hasn't started.
Jenn forgot to show us the messy kitchen, but she already cleaned....SO WHY LEAVE IT IN THE VIDEO?
They talk about Jackson sleeping in his swaddle thing. Baby Expert Jenn said she read that there is no safe age for babies to start sleeping with a blanket.
*Insert Excited Miz Gif*
THEY TOOK DOWN THE CHRISTMAS TREE AND IT'S STILL JANUARY
They are in the filming room/Jenn's makeup room....Jenn wants to restart doing the podcasts again....because????
Jenn wants to move around everything around because she likes the background from one angle of the room.
Why they are putting so much effort into anything that will be forgotten in a week is beyond me.
Jenn doesn't know when she'll have time for her channel....she's fishing for people leaving supportive comments about how hard she works.
They don't even do videos everyday anymore....I don't understand what is so difficult.
THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR A DECADE THERE SHOULD BE A MECHANISM IN PLACE AS A GUIDELINE ON HOW TO DO THIS!
Jenn envies people who have good lighting in their house.....WHY DIDN'T THESE TWO LIKE VLOG WHEN THEY WERE BUYING THIS HOUSE TO SEE HOW THINGS WOULD BE? THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING BEFOREHAND!
Jenn wants to move everything tonight, Tim doesn't. She begrudgingly agrees to let Timbo do it tomorrow.
Jenn now shows us what she wants to do to one of the guest bathrooms. She ants to put in a double vanity....This is the same bathroom that she made Tim put in new fixtures and everything that will now need to be taken out. OMFG IT'S INFURIATING!
Jenn wants those fancy backlit mirrors in all the bathrooms. Tim says maybe just our bathroom, but Jenn WANTS IT IN ALL THE BATHROOMS.
They go into a guest bedroom and IT'S A COMPLETE DISASTER. SO MUCH CLUTTER! SOMEONE CALL MARIE KONDO AND GET HER TO ORLANDO STAT!
They have stuff they wanted to give away but forgot to do so.
They also have USPS Mail Bins that they shouldn't have.
Jenn is so confused because she doesn't know what to do with all this stuff that Jack$on outgrew.
I guess it would be easier just to plop out another baby to reuse Jack$ons stuff than to sell/donate anything.
Jenn mocks instagrammers who have clean houses/pantry
Jenn drops the bombshell they are thinking about maybe having another baby.
Tim looks beyond defeated.......he can only utter a dejected "Yeah"
THEY WORK FROM HOME
SINGLE PARENTS DO EVERYTHING MUCH BETTER THAN THESE TWO! LIKE THEY HAVE IT SO EASY BUT YET THEY ACT AS IF THEY ARE FACING THE MOST DIFFICULT SITUATION EVER!
Jenn wants to do more HOME VLOGS!
LOL One of their shelving racks FELL OFF THE WALL IN THE GARAGE
Jenn said Tim was in the garage like 2 minutes before it happened. SHE IS SAYING TIM COULD'VE DIED! THE RACK IS LIKE 4 FEET OFF THE GROUND. TIM IS SIX FEET TALL! HOW WOULD HE HAVE DIED JENN? PLEASE SHOW ME THE PHYSICS!
LOL THEY GOT HOA ANGRY LETTERS BECAUSE THEIR HOUSE IS FILTHY ON THE OUTSIDE AND THEIR MAILBOX ISN'T UP TO CODE!!!
They have so much money....they could hire professionals who can do these oddjobs for them. It's ridiculous how they throw money around on staycations, clothes, and food, but refuse to spend money on something that is tangible and beneficial for them.
Jenn is complaining about living in a HOA community....NO ONE FORCED YOU TO MOVE INTO A DOUBLE GATED PLANNED COMMUNITY! YOU COULD'VE BOUGHT A HOUSE ANYWHERE IN CENTRAL FLORIDA!!!!
Jenn emphasizes she likes her house, and she is excited in WHAT IT COULD BE!
YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR TWO YEARS BABY!
YOU HAD A PANDEMIC TO STAY HOME AND FIX SHIT!
SO MUCH FOR JACK$ON BEING A MIRACLE BABY!!! I THOUGHT THIS BITCH WAS INFERTILE AND AS BARREN AS THE SAHARA?
