The Tim Tracker #72 Tattle has them rattled

[xmasbdaygirl]

I've had a really hard time keeping up with you all today.

Jenn, how dumb can you really possibly be? You celebrated those stupid month milestone things for his first year. You seriously can't figure out when J$ half birthday is? Your kid is 2 years and 5 months old on April 29th. On May 29th, you can celebrate his half birthday. Holy shit she's an absolute moron.

And Tim. Publix gives free cookies to kids. They've done it forever. But the free cookie is for your kid that you have with you in the store. Parents use it as a reward for being good in the store, an incentive to do good things, meet some goal. If your kid is not with you, you shouldn't ask for a free cookie. I'm sure the person in the bakery would never have told you no. You drive a Tesla, have a $2000 sweater, you spend $10,000 to fly first class to Hawaii, you cruise CONCIERGE....buy the damn package of cookies for $3 you cheap son of a bitch.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Tim seriously put a cup of $20 hot chocolate he's drinking in the Florida heat on a sewage drain and filmed it?

I can’t think of a better metaphor for how incredibly fucking stupid the Snackers are.

So, he went to the Ganachery and purchased the $14 Hocus Pocus hot chocolate bomb. It was actually really cute. He then mentioned that the Ganachery doesn't sell the warm milk to demonstrate the cocoa bomb. Apparently he HAD to do it right that second and went to Starbucks and purchased a tall steamed whole milk in a grande cup. Now, we know from the Ft Wilderness vlog that J$ LOVES hot cocoa. LOVES it. Why couldn't he take that home and do it with J$. Oh, because Tim's an asshole.

So he had to find a super safe location away from all the covid germs, so he goes to the Earl of Sandwich to demo the thing. It was then he decided to read the instructions to find that you are supposed to put the thing in the cup FIRST and then pour the warm milk over it. So he decides to just drop the caldron into the cup anyway and hilarity ensued from there. The cup is too hot and he has to put it down on the grate because it's going to overfill on his hands. Then he complains it's too rich, then he complains it's too hot for hot cocoa, then he says it's the best hot cocoa he's ever had in his life. It's insane.

 

[rageblackouts]

I've been lurking here for months, but I had to break my silence today to say that I absolutely loved his comment about checking out the "g-forces" on Cat in the Hat, of all rides. That ride is so tame and definitely age-appropriate for a toddler. Of course, I AM an adult and not a two and a half year old with five coaster credits to my name, so maybe I just didn't get it.

I have also been wondering if it's strange to anyone else that they never go into Wizarding World when they do go to Universal? I always think it's so weird that they don't at least walk in to see if there's any new merch or snacks, or what the crowd levels/wait times are like, especially since they got married there.

And I really wouldn't mind if he would quit mentioning the welcome sign every single time he goes into Citywalk. We get it, the sign isn't there anymore and you don't know why.

Anyway, you all crack me up on a regular basis in here - I'm so glad to have found that there are other people in the world who rage-watch them like I do.

 

[Orangebird]

I would love to hear what Tim and Jenn think the haterz have so wrong. I mean if they are such tough, professional, thick skinned vloggers…then they should do a video where they outline these things and explain how it’s wrong.
Jenn: ”people say I sleep till noon every day…that is so false I sleep till 11:30”
tim: they say my Balls are in Jenn’s purse. False. Jenn doesn’t have a purse we only have a diaper bag that the nanny carries”
jenn: “they say our house looks like an episode of hoarders. False..we keep our diaper boxes and shoes on the chairs and counters so there is plenty of space on the floor unlike those hoarders shows where you can’t see the floor”
tim: they say we don’t know how to use our cameras, do research or edit a cohesive informational story. False we choose to do this style ON PURPOSE to show a relaxed view of going to the parks.
jenn: they say I’m a terrible mother to Jackson. wait Who’s Jackson? Tim: you know… Buddy Jenn: ooh right false I bought him a mother which we all know buying things is the best thing you can do so yeah clearly that is way off.

edited to add
tim: they say I hired the nanny to supervise Jenn so she stops letting my child get injured due to her negligence and selfishness. False I hired the nanny so I could pretend to have a functional wife instead of the useless one I have.

 

[quietcandy]

3rd of May: 0 burgers.

0/3 for May on the Tim Burger Tracker.

 

[DisNuts]

Every single part of the vlog was to check off what is said here:
Jackson eats fruits/veggies.
Jackson helps in the kitchen, but don’t worry coffee pot isn’t hot.
They have new pans.
They swim in the pool
Jackson only eats one chicken nugget and his fries are sweet potatoes. He eats broccoli.
Jackson feeds himself with a fork.
Jenn uses her office to edit videos.
Jackson isn’t forced to go on rollercoasters, he asks to ride them.
They play at the park.
Jackson shares.
They don’t have Lyn at home doing everything.
Jackson is potty-training.
Jenn snuggles Jackson.
They grocery shop, not just get Purple Carrot delivered.
They ask buddy open-ended questions.
They give Jackson choices.
They know how much he grew (did he go to the doctor?).

 

[Imbris]

Tim logic: complains about spending $15 on Genie+ in every theme park video despite using it completely wrong (even though it admittedly stinks regardless), but spends $20 on a hot chocolate on an 84 degree afternoon.

 

[LobCheapek]

That was pathetic and nasty. The guy that spends $20K on a suite also spends $20 on a hot chocolate sitting on a nasty grate. He’s so impulsive and into instant gratification, he couldn’t just wait to do the whole thing at home to really showcase the product.
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Life blew up and now I’m just getting caught up on the 4 threads I’ve missed.

Tim seriously put a cup of $20 hot chocolate he's drinking in the Florida heat on a sewage drain and filmed it?

I can’t think of a better metaphor for how incredibly fucking stupid the Snackers are.

 

[Quasimodo]

New thread just in time for a new video.

For someone who is supposedly so covid conscious, he doesn't seem to give a shit about other germs. He puts his cup on a disgustingly dirty drain on the GROUND because he's a dumbass and didn't read the instructions on the hot cocoa bomb.

He should have just taken a $20 and threw it up in the air. What a waste of money.

That was pathetic and nasty. The guy that spends $20K on a suite also spends $20 on a hot chocolate sitting on a nasty grate. He’s so impulsive and into instant gratification, he couldn’t just wait to do the whole thing at home to really showcase the product.

 

[Bierman]

We used our pool. Check
We feed Jackson fruit. Check
We give Jackson choices. Check
We took Jackson to the park. Check
We do use the office for editing. Check

 

[TawdryT]

Yay! My first thread title on Tattle. Oooooh, going to go watch the new vid.

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

They keep saying that Jackson keeps begging them to ride a roller coaster. They ask which one he wants to ride. He responds “yellow,” and they don’t know which roller coaster the yellow one is that he wants to ride

Because he doesn’t know what the fuck you are asking him

 

[quietcandy]

Hi thread! Still on my cruise that has a *gasp* casino on it, but we have wifi at the resort I'm at today so I caught up with all the recent stanny discussion and I want to say this to Lyn:

Lyn, if you're still interested in technical writing (we don't call it IT Writing, so get that off your LI), please get at me. I make over six figures doing this and I could help you out of this toxic situation youve found yourself in. I would happily be your mentor.

Ok, back to enjoying the paradise I didn't spend over $20k for and it's been amazing!

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

JENN: “GOOD MORNING GUYS”

BITCH THE MICROWAVE SAYS 11:21

SHIT THE FUCK UP

Jenn is EXTRA greasy today, holy shit TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER JENN

I’m raging hard today, this was not a good video for her to slap together because I’m feeling like picking it the fuck apart

LUNCH IS A SINGLE PIECE OF BUTTERED TOAST FOR THE KID…WHAT THE FUCK???

OMFG JENN NEEDS TO EDIT TWO WHOLE VIDEOS…how ever will you cope you lazy fucking trash heap

Omfg Tim mansplaining the kids lunch about how he wanted him to have protein but the fat from the butter is okay too. SHUT THE GODDAMN FUCK UP

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING PROUD OF THE AMOUNT OF “ROLLY COASTYS” THIS KID HAS RIDDEN?!?! HE DIDN'T FUCKING BUILD THEM YOU CUNTS

But Daddy Tim is doing his part to make sure that The Buddy is on track to become an astronaut and a rocket scientist, right?

hey guys, Future Tim here, just chiming in to say that Jackson ended up pursuing a different career path

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

How was your Universal stay?

Oh boy. It was lovely! We had the best day at Volcano Bay and our little guy made so many friends (which is always my priority). Hubby and I came home with some gnarly sunburns though, we weren’t thorough with our SPF because we were having too much fun . However I’ve got mad tea to spill about my absolute favorite PCDev or as I love to call him PCDouche, I’ll do so over on this thread

Universal was hosting ALLL THE VLOGGERS and wannabe media on the same day we were at Volcano Bay (Tuesday the 3rd). I really wish the parks would stop hosting/wining/dining all these idiots

but

GUESS WHO WAS NOT invited?!?

you guessed it, Timbo and Tumbo

 

[2020planner]

Wow - all that fuss about the full-time, at-home teacher, and it turns out they couldn’t be bothered to employ someone with any actual qualifications in early years education?

This is a prime example of why people on here label poor old Jackson a ‘prop’.

I thought Tim was more in tune with Jackson’s needs up until a few months ago, but right after Lyn started he completely changed. It’s so weird.

Yes. Which is probably why we're not seeing tremendous strides in J.'s development, despite what is told to the viewer.

Also, likely because more time is spent on vacations and going places (e.g., driving the employer to Disney Springs for birthday gifts) than actually a set (and adhered to) schedule for "in-home educating."

I would also like to say that I hope all these lurking parody channels do NOT use what was discussed on here as ANY content in ANY way.

It's one thing to chat for a few pages on a niche discussion board about someone unfortunately affiliated w/ the Trackers with an obviously large digital footprint with public information accessible to all (thanks to Jenn giving people the initial clue), it's another to create that same content to blast in video form and monetize and gain clicks, views, and comments to boost one's YouTube channel.

So don't do it.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Taking some focus of Stanny, so, why did Jenn lie? Why did Jenn pull that at-home educator shit out of her ass like that? Tim has been purposefully vague about Stanny, I now fully understand why. He knew this would catch up to them.

I think if they would have said, hey we don't want J$ out in the parks so much, it's so much easier to go in and out without him, we've hired someone to stay home with him so he can play and hang out at the house. That would have been so easy and honestly, understandable. It goes to show you how easily they lie about things they don't need to lie about. We knew the lie, and we all knew that at-home educator was bullshit. I think none of us really expected how far off from what Jenn was putting out there, it actually was. Damn these two are fucked in the head.

That said, Lyn, if you do read here. The situation you are in, it's absolutely toxic. Please show some self-care and get yourself out, I promise you won't regret it.

 

[Rat a tat tat]

So after that live can someone please explain how Jenn can have 2 lengthy hair appointments within 4 days of each other indoors yet can not eat indoors for 20 minutes or go to the cinema... WTF

So their logic is you can't catch covid on concierge cruises, captain table dinners and at the salon.... Pair of fuckin

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

It looks like the Ginger Minger has for got to put her bra on in todays vlogg - as they are walking out of the park towards the end of this vlog her boobs were swinging down near her belly button - not a good look for someone who certainly needs a good old firm control bra/boulder holder!!

My 17 year old daughter: Why can you see her nipples??? Doesn't she edit these things? Why would she leave her nipples in this video?

Me: Stop saying nipples. Please.