The Tim Tracker #55 Yeah

[Love_the_kitz]

I'm having a late lunch at Homecomin at Disney Springs, walked by Wine Bar George and shouted duuuuuuhlicious and didn't see the Trackers magically appear.

You only had 1 out of the 3 words required to make them apparate:
"Duuuuuhlicious Free Food"

Ah tit, they're here... ahhh, ummm "Work!"
They're gone. Phew. Hm, no Bojo Poppins with them.

 

[Southpaw33]

We did Purple Carrot (as well as trying Hello Fresh, Marley Spoon, Sun Basket, Dinnerly, etc.) during the pandemic. Hands down, we had the LEAST issues with Purple Carrot. It was friggin awesome if you wanted to eat clean, vegan meals. Expensive as hell (but I got us deals) but awesome. I think out of the many many meals we tried, we probably didn't like one. They were that remarkably tasty.

Either they have the absolute worst luck w/ these boxes - and yes, why keep getting them OR they don't cook the food in a timely manner so the perishables just sit there...perishing... while they're eating out all the time. I'm thinking it's the latter. Totally.

(Edited to add: I'll also add that the veggies and stuff we got from them were the nicest, freshest of any of the other boxes we tried...so again, it's them, not Purple Carrot)

Yep, totally believe they just aren't home enough to eat them when they should. We did Hello Fresh before and loved it but we did it because our kids have so many activities and we work weird hours so were eating take out food too much. We would get our stuff and some weeks it was hard to find the time to do them with our weird schedules and I would get pissed (at myself) bc I would find the veggies starting to turn if I waited one extra day. I should have timed it better to arrive on Saturdays so we could make one meal Sunday and the others during the week. These two are gone way too much, and eat endless crap out, to do these.

 

[Moonlight666]

This is just a crackpot theory of mine, but I’ve wondered if Jenn and possibly even Tim have some unprocessed trauma related to her mother’s death?

Her mom dying so young and both of them approaching that age may be sending Jenn into this manic spiral she’s in.

So they spend money like there’s no tomorrow and dress and act immaturely because they worry that life is fleeting? They don’t think about the future because a close family member saw death at and early age and they are only “living for today”?

Who knows

As crappy as they are, that situation is so tragic. 39 is so incredibly young.

Possible.... And even understandable... But they have a child and responsibilities that come with it... You cannot "Yolo" Like there is no tomorrow

 

[Love_the_kitz]

Possible.... And even understandable... But they have a child and responsibilities that come with it... You cannot "Yolo" Like there is no tomorrow

Yup.

You know what's more expensive than raising a child? Helping our parents as their bodies fail them.
Tim may be spending his son's inheritance now, but now days is there any such thing? From what I have seen every penny plus some goes into hospitalizations, rehabs, home nursing appointments, assisted living and nursing homes.

Jackson is going to be screwed big time (Mentally, emotionally and financially) by his overindulgent parents.

 

[JssLG317]

I've gotten so used to them running every mundane errand together since she can't drive/think/function on her own, that it only just now occurred to me how weird it must have been for the eye doctor to have both of them at her exam while one films and oohs and aahs. In my neck of the woods before the pandemic and during it, if you're an adult with an appointment, you're the only one who goes back to see the doctor when they call you and some places, the waiting room is still for patients only (heck, even with my vet, you still need to call first to let them know you're there, then if you have an appointment, one person comes in with your pet to be seen and/or be in the waiting room, otherwise hang out in the car). No need for multiple adults to come inside unless one adult is a dependent who has a caretaker or has legit needs around needing another adult to accompany them. Those exam rooms aren't exactly huge either. I get that they went to a lenscrafters instead of an actual physicians office, so that changes things up (I still think it's weird that they're in their late 30s almost 40 and don't have regular established doctors considering they've lived in the same area for basically their whole lives, but it also goes along with the weirdness to me of considering health insurance as optional) but still weird to have Dim there with her to even film her scan being talked about.

Wonder if Ginn tried to be in the room while Dim was getting his hernias checked out (and is that all he went to the doctor for anyway? I'm not convinced he had a full physical exam which he could use - these two both could use some bloodwork and labs run on them).

Well to be fair, Jenny7Dinners IS a dependent. . She probably has Tim stand outside of the restroom too since she can’t possibly be more than 6 ft away from him at all times.

 

[Quasimodo]

Well to be fair, Jenny7Dinners IS a dependent. . She probably has Tim stand outside of the restroom too since she can’t possibly be more than 6 ft away from him at all times.

True, even goldfish can drive on their own better than her.

 

[travesty]

Beef is especially hard on our bodies.

I love me a good cheeseburger, but I limit myself to no more than two a month. Frickin Tim is having them DAILY. That is so unhealthy, especially because he often adds bacon to them. "Not fatty enough" is his motto.

 

[airbusA330]

I love me a good cheeseburger, but I limit myself to no more than two a month. Frickin Tim is having them DAILY. That is so unhealthy, especially because he often adds bacon to them. "Not fatty enough" is his motto.

I finally got in a good gym routine in early 2020, ha figures right? Then of course I gained weight during the pandemic. Many people worldwide did.

But the way these two eat, I’m shocked they’re not bigger tbh. It’s horrific what they eat and the way they eat it. They certainly don’t need to shovel it in, film it, and then scream duhlicious. Absolutely the worst with food reviews adding zero value whatsoever. It’s covering up or compensating for some deep unhappiness.

 

[Firefly03-K64]

TheTimTracker reddit:

 

[Boobzmagee]

I’m still going to give them tit for the nanny. They are two bleeping adults with ZERO real jobs and they needed a nanny to take care of ONE perfectly healthy child.

give me ten bleeping breaks

I’m so happy that someone COMPETENT can be there for J$ but there is NO excuse for these two assholes to need a nanny…ever

Why can't lazy ass take JP to a mommy and me class or music and art classes? he needs stimulation that isn't his parents saying, do you like it buddeeeeeee. They also throw.money on toys for him and he is happiest with a rock.. A nanny is a status symbol for Jennyo and we have all seen how giddy she is when she has her alone time.

 

[Alittledisney]

Why can't lazy ass take JP to a mommy and me class or music and art classes? he needs stimulation that isn't his parents saying, do you like it buddeeeeeee. They also throw.money on toys for him and he is happiest with a rock.. A nanny is a status symbol for Jennyo and we have all seen how giddy she is when she has her alone time.

I bet they would say no due to covid but have zero problem flying all over, eating indoors, being in crowds at theme parks, etc. They pick and choose and it is infuriating.

 

[Galorious]

I'm having a late lunch at Homecomin at Disney Springs, walked by Wine Bar George and shouted duuuuuuhlicious and didn't see the Trackers magically appear.

You have to say it 3 times in front of the mirror and Jenn will appear and talk you to death.

 

[spursbob]

I just watched a food vlog of Dubai and the difference was amazing.
He had a plan, a guide, a camera man, a manager, professional editing, yet it still felt natural
Not a single Disney vlogger does that, not even the channels that are a business, such as All Ears.
Here’s the link for those who are interested

 

[Dont Call Them Creators]

If a video of the Trackholes going to medical appointments and a trip to the Mall at Millennia doesn’t scream #homemovies, not sure what qualifies as #homemovies. These 2 are pathetic. Maybe going back to the way the tracker channel was way back when. Just a day in the life of the Trackholes caught on video to be posted on YT to hopefully make money.

Are the stans that stupid to be involved in this drivel on a daily basis?? They are not a travel channel by any stretch of the imagination. #homemovies

 

[mjm9]

FRE’s latest

 

[Quasimodo]

Honestly I kind of love the sinkhole "WE'RE SOOOOOO EXCITED FOR 2022!" vlog because those caterpillar murder brows give me such a hearty laugh.

 

[Caligirl123]

Losing a parent at any age is tragic.

again, no excuse for how Jenn behaves.

I lost my mom suddenly to a Pulmonary Embolism when I was in high school and I’m didn’t turn into a spoiled, narcissistic, gluttonous, monstrous, thunder-c*nt

 

[bleeblooblah]

Thank you for sharing your story. I’m so sorry for your loss and your diagnosis. I hope that you are doing well now?? I cannot imagine losing my mom at such a young age, but like you said…it made you aware and more present for your children.

Jenn is the EXACT opposite.

I will keep repeating myself, Jenn does not get any excuses. She’s full of bleeping tit and vitriol. She’s an mole

I’m not excusing anyone.

My point is they’ve been in this downward spiral for awhile and I’m wondering if any of that is a factor.

Whether someone is an mole or not is besides the point. Some people deal with trauma okay and some are completely ducked up by it. They’ve never been the type to address mental health issues or compulsions, so it wouldn’t surprise me if her mother’s death is something that affected them negatively and they just pushed those feelings down.

 

[Southpaw33]

Anyone remember the movie The Hand That Rocks the Cradle? Removing the way that movie ends with the scary and crazy tit the nanny does... imagine the fictional scenario where the nanny ends up having the hots for Tim after a while and starts sabotaging Jenn to make her look even more worthless. Nanny starts hiding pieces from the meal kits each time she comes over, or subs them for food Tim hates (tons of rice or pasta and vegan imitation seafood ). Suddenly the only home task Jenn does becomes worse and worse and then nanny swoops in and starts cooking Tim steaks and gourmet burgers, and fancy breakfasts while Jenn snoozes in. Next, nanny says "I dabble in video editing also" and offers to edit the vlogs and does so in record time while Jenn is asleep.

 

[Caligirl123]

Anyone remember the movie The Hand That Rocks the Cradle? Removing the way that movie ends with the scary and crazy tit the nanny does... imagine the fictional scenario where the nanny ends up having the hots for Tim after a while and starts sabotaging Jenn to make her look even more worthless. Nanny starts hiding pieces from the meal kits each time she comes over, or subs them for food Tim hates (tons of rice or pasta and vegan imitation seafood ). Suddenly the only home task Jenn does becomes worse and worse and then nanny swoops in and starts cooking Tim steaks and gourmet burgers, and fancy breakfasts while Jenn snoozes in. Next, nanny says "I dabble in video editing also" and offers to edit the vlogs and does so in record time while Jenn is asleep.

The Stan That Rocks the Cradle