The Tim Tracker #55 Yeah

[GrittyFacedBoo]

He and Jenn would probably Uber there. As long as she's with him, the hospital would be okay discharging him in a cab.

Unless Her Highness gets too scared of Ubers.

Ubers are probably beneath them. They may need to hire some top of the line car service to drive them to and from the hospital like they did when they went to California.

 

[2020planner]

tim wants another kid because he loves j so much and loves being a father. jenn wants another kid because it will either be j's friend and give the old tim back to her, or give her her own j (if a girl). there's so much to unpack in their relationship and it's nutty they just put it all out there to see and continue to pretend to be happy for the sake of that youtube money, since neither have skills outside of that to maintain their current lifestyle.

I'm honestly not sure Tim wants another child, or else he wouldn't have changed the subject so fast during the NYE vlog when she coyly mentioned it.

But he's stuck now doing whatever she wants.

She was never an angel (as evidenced by her ruining his proposal plans like a bitch) but he totally has created a monster with enabling her all these years.

 

[dingdangdong]

And I just have to add, as a wife and mother, I would be totally embarrassed and horrified to get in a car with another woman who is being paid to come with my husband and me to care for my child so I could waltz around a tacky DIY villains airbnb and talk to a camera about light fixtures and decor. I am really concerned for future J. I can't even imagine the day he is old enough to see these videos and understand that he was being used in thumbnails and video titles for views and his parents brought along a woman to parent him so they wouldn't be bugged by him.

As much as I really don’t care they hired a nanny, I still think it’s… odd they had to bring her for this overnight trip. It was one night, and it’s not like they went out on the town to review different places without him.

 

[Galorious]

Maybe he should ask the surgeon to remove that 210lb malignant growth from his ass whilst he's at it.

 

[Dolphin]

Ugh these two so overly and beyond happy not to have J$ with them, for her eye appointment and lunch . Her saying all the fancy cars then Gucci store ya know places we can’t afford I almost fell off my chair your idiot husband bought a $1800 sweat Gucci hello plus tax $2000 give me a break. She wears I think it’s a backpack with rainbow stripes on the front straps all she needs is a red clown nose ugh idiot. Trying to prove she supports LGBTQ but we know she doesn’t

 

[Hangininthere]

Couldn't even watch the entire video & totally smh over how he's being fed- unfriggin real. He gets a sad dinner and she fixes them something from a box- and that mess, well aren't ya glad they hired a nanny as nothing in their lives are going to change- with the exception of a so called teacher? taking care of the little fella while they'st continue to make a mess.. and Tim, burn that damn 1900.00 sweater, it looks stupid as hell on you..

 

[saraaaah90]

Is it just me or does Jenn look jealous of Tim getting attention for his hernias and upcoming surgeries? The way she brought up they couldn’t hang out with a “friend” because of “Tim’s hernia stuff”. Wow Jenn. Just shows who she really is at the core.

 

[Blessyourheart]

I haven't finished watching the vlog because I don't want to fall asleep before my next meeting. Did LynnTheNewMom accompany them because J$ was absent for the whole boring tour part. They need the nanny to accompany them to a staycation, to stay at an ugly house. Yikes.

She sure the F did! Dinner time is pass working hours- she’s a live in! WTF is she needed this much? They literally do not want to deal with J$ anymore. Like only for camera bits! Gross! At dinner J$ got a quesadilla & fries- shocker and nanny got a veggie burger.
Jennbo is almost in tears because J& climbed out of the pack & play (which he is entirely too big for). She is genuinely upset. You can tell she doesn’t want to convert the crib, but they have too. She does want a toddler -an independent child. She wants a compliant baby. Won’t be getting your 12 hrs in when J$ gets up and bothers you at 4am!

 

[Southpaw33]

Anyone remember the movie The Hand That Rocks the Cradle? Removing the way that movie ends with the scary and crazy shit the nanny does... imagine the fictional scenario where the nanny ends up having the hots for Tim after a while and starts sabotaging Jenn to make her look even more worthless. Nanny starts hiding pieces from the meal kits each time she comes over, or subs them for food Tim hates (tons of rice or pasta and vegan imitation seafood ). Suddenly the only home task Jenn does becomes worse and worse and then nanny swoops in and starts cooking Tim steaks and gourmet burgers, and fancy breakfasts while Jenn snoozes in. Next, nanny says "I dabble in video editing also" and offers to edit the vlogs and does so in record time while Jenn is asleep.

 

[Loueylouay]

They must have invited these guys out again because Tim's vlog made them look bad. Having said that I still don't understand it as a business decision because adding Jenn doesn't help. Again Jenn throws shade at Tim saying her dessert is "fruit" ya ok...and his is heavy chocolate...note she didn't share her dessert with J. Jenn the reason your kid does not eat vegetables is because of you put chicken tenders and fries in front of him all the time. You made him only like greasy fried foods. He was completely eating other things awhile ago, was not a picky palate. For sure the shade they threw at the "difficult couple" is probably because they said something to them about filming or J being too noisy.

 

[S. McQueen Light]

T & J just strike me as unhappy. Just go back three or four years and watch a random video. The vibe is so different. I do think if the nanny works out that Lynn will be a spot joy in their son’s life. Having another kid is no way to get more happiness. They have money. I don’t think they are spending every nickel they are earring and my hunch is they are building a nice bank account. They just cannot purchase happiness. I just hope they realize it sooner or later, so far they are morphing into jerks. I also get the feeling a lot of their self identity was tied up in being young. Now that they are parents and the old body isn’t what it once was they seem lost. I have known others with this issue. Sad. Sometimes people get out of it, and other times people just get more pathetic with time.

 

[Blessyourheart]

It appears to be her therapy. I bet Tim hardly talks to her during the week. She craves this. An old live (during covid, post-J) came up after this one ended and she is totally relaxed, calm, and seems totally different. And she is way thinner.

She is so manic now. She has no business having a second kid. None.

 

[Alittledisney]

Bwahaha!!! Gin needs braces!! Too funny!!!

I like how she said she "found out" she needs braces. Like look at your fuckin teeth, of course you need braces. Yokels.

 

[jwee]

You have to wonder what exactly does Ginn offer as a partner? I guess since he loves greasy food, he finds her greasy unshowered look appealing, but besides that, what else is she good for? There's something sick about people like Dim who find it appealing to be in a relationship with someone who is so incompetent at every aspect of life. Either he gets off on the power of being the only halfway functioning adult in the household, or he's just a simp who enables her to wallow in her dysfunctional behavior and attitude, instead of pushing her to help herself. On top of that, he's a shitty parent for putting her wants and needs (and his) above their son's. Getting a nanny doesn't solve their problems, it just continues pushing their toxicity and dysfunction further back into their cluttered closet/office/garage of unresolved baggage.

i definitely categorize tim as a simp. their relationship screams simp since they were friends first and the story of how they started dating is purely convenience. as such jenn has always had the power being physically attractive to tim. now, tim's attention is on j and away from jenn, and jenn doesn't look like jenn used to look like, so he has some resentment keeping the relationship's power dynamic while doing all the parenting work. however he can't rock the boat and affect the family business. so, he's unhappy and has more difficulty hiding it all the time in videos. jenn is also unhappy because she doesn't like the way she looks or that she isn't tim's #1 anymore. they both pretend and distract themselves with things and stuff but when they're alone with their thoughts they are not happy people.

tim wants another kid because he loves j so much and loves being a father. jenn wants another kid because it will either be j's friend and give the old tim back to her, or give her her own j (if a girl). there's so much to unpack in their relationship and it's nutty they just put it all out there to see and continue to pretend to be happy for the sake of that youtube money, since neither have skills outside of that to maintain their current lifestyle.

 

[Alittledisney]

Damn, you nailed every TTT festival video for 2-3 years. They add no value besides I guess showing what the dish looked like. It’s almost always duhlicious and then time to go nap!

They are so fucking lazy. They have no love, excitement, or passion left. But they are stuck because they have no skills, no fallback, a kid to provide for, and have to keep fresh with Gucci sweaters and sweaty staycations for fat head. Trapped. And you can see it in their faces in every damn video. Miserable while they scrub comments from paradise while their miracle prop runs off somewhere because the nanny couldn't afford a first class ticket. Over it. Sorry for the negativity, it is such a fucking shame though.

 

[Slumpz321]

Also, don't forget to add that Dim ALWAYS seems to try the same foods that he said in previous years that he does not like. For whatever reason, he buys it again, thinking that Disney changed it up, and Dim ends up not liking it, again. Such an idiot.

 

[Love_the_kitz]

The hashtags are a mess, but it fits their theme of disorganized chaos.
When have the trackers ever had their online presence reflect the reality of their channel or videos?

• The logos are eons old, their precious child, is not even present on it.
• The welcome video to their channel is about 4 years off.
• The channel description reads like a 8th grade English paper reviewing a novel Jenn pretended to read, totally missing the major points of the book.
• Even Such Wife that she is is outdated on her Instagram.

I'm sure there's many more discrepancies to be found. Those Hashtags are just another.

 

[Boobzmagee]

I’m still going to give them shit for the nanny. They are two fucking adults with ZERO real jobs and they needed a nanny to take care of ONE perfectly healthy child.

give me ten fucking breaks

I’m so happy that someone COMPETENT can be there for J$ but there is NO excuse for these two assholes to need a nanny…ever

Why can't lazy ass take JP to a mommy and me class or music and art classes? he needs stimulation that isn't his parents saying, do you like it buddeeeeeee. They also throw.money on toys for him and he is happiest with a rock.. A nanny is a status symbol for Jennyo and we have all seen how giddy she is when she has her alone time.

 

[quietcandy]

I was thinking the same thing. I watch another YouTuber who had Invisalign for 9 months and she explained how over the course of 24 hours you could really only remove them for a grand total of an hour or your teeth would shift back, rendering them useless. For how often/much these two eat Jenn really could not stick to such a strict schedule. She should just go with the braces, although that too could cause issues if she isn't thorough with brushing.

I currently have Invisalign. You keep them in for 22+ hours per day (the more the better) and you have to clean after EVERY meal. Even if you take them out for a snack or a taste of something, you have to clean your teeth. When I'm at Disney or Universal and I know I'll be snacking fairly often, I will do a quick rinse/brush with mouthwash and rinse my mouth with water before popping them back in, and if I'm able to, I will find a bathroom with few people and actually brush my teeth. Imagine her trying to do this while tasting around Festival of the Arts or Mardi Gras? You can't even drink anything but water with them in. And that's just dealing with the liners - she'll have to likely get attachments/buttons put on her teeth to hold the liners in place and those are NOT FUN without your liners in. I have been absolutely diligent with mine since I got them, and I've only got a few more months left of the regular liners, not accounting for any additional adjustments my ortho wants to make. My teeth weren't even that bad! (I had regular metal braces as a teenager and just wanted to do some extra straightening now that I can afford it). Could you even imagine Jenn dealing with this ON A VLOG for a year+? She will be absolutely MISERABLE.

Edit: Also you have a lisp for the first few weeks of wearing them and I am absolutely giddy for that for her.

 

[WDWUO83]

Tim would need to visit someone beyond a chain store optometrist for his eye issue. I’m visually impaired myself (blind in one eye); I see an optometrist like anyone else for glasses/contacts. But I have an ophthalmologist and retinal specialist for everything else.

You really think Jen was going to give Tim any screen time when she had an appointment? Nahhhh

I can’t give them shit for the nanny anymore. She’s so good for the kid already. When she’s there he’s outside playing with developmentally appropriate sensory activities (the tote of water with boats and such). When she’s gone…he’s sat at the table in front of the iPad. Again. I bet the nanny even lets him feed himself!